The Madness of King George Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1994
- 110 min
- 1,919 Views
Yes.
Good evening, Mrs King.
Good evening, Mr King.
When we get this far,
I call it dandy, hey?
Yes, Mr King.
Ohh.
I ate a pear at supper.
Two pears, sir.
It's as tight as a drum!
Aah! Rrrah!
Ha ha ha.
Saving your presence,
I will try a fart.
No?
Cold fish, Pitt.
Never smiles.
Yet he works hard, though.
Never stops. Drinks, they say.
They all drink.
His father, poor man...
went mad.
Huh. Doesn't show
any sign of that.
(Queen) Mmm.
Not at the moment, anyway.
Ohh!
Oh, the pain!
George! George!
Ohh! Oh! George! Oh!
Oh! Help me. Help us!
Help us!
Help!
(Doctor) He looks well enough.
I sent over some senna.
Was that given to him?
Yes. The pain got worse.
Whereabouts was the pain?
Would it not be better
to ask His Majesty?
How long have you
been in waiting?
I cannot address His Majesty
until he addresses me.
I cannot inquire after
His Majesty's symptoms
until he chooses
to inform me of them.
Sir George,
whatever his situation,
His Majesty is just a man.
You're the king's equerry
with radical notions like that?
Good God!
With any patient, I undertake
a physical examination
only as a last resort.
It's an intolerable intrusion
of a gentleman's privacy.
With His Majesty,
it's unthinkable!
Sharp, sharp!
The king! The king!
Ah, Baker. Yes, a ninny,
what, what?
You can tell him
I am much better.
I had a pretty smart
bilious attack,
but it has passed.
Would it be possible
to take His Majesty's pulse?
Would it be possible to take
Your Majesty's pulse, sir?
Yes. Do it.
Now don't faff, sir.
Hold it, man. Don't fondle it.
Were you responsible
for the senna, Baker?
I prescribed it
for Your Majesty.
Then you are a fool, Baker.
It's only a mild
purgative, sir.
Mild? 14 motions,
and you call it mild?
I could have manured
the whole parish.
If 2 glasses bring the king low,
can be the end of government.
Your Majesty was only
to take three spoonfuls.
When did three spoonfuls
of anything did any good?
Measure the medicine to the man.
Pulse?
- It's very, very fast.
- Good, good.
Your Majesty will probably
feel better after a warm bath
and its settling effect
on the spirit.
Well you have one. Your spirit's
more agitated than mine.
(King) Breathe this air,
Greville. Breathe it!
Come on, lads. Keep up!
This is the way we deal with
America. I'll teach you, sirs!
Take that, Mr Colonist!
And that, sir!
And that!
Fetch the queen.
No, no. That's not cricket.
Don't hold the bat like that.
(Queen) What is he doing?
Over there. Out of the way.
- Run!
- How's that?
Out!
- (All) Yay!
- Oh, good God!
Well done. Well done, lads.
The following day,
he rose before dawn,
went round to the provost
of Eton's lodgings,
and battering on the door,
roused the provost and commanded
him to show him the chapel!
So?
Lord Chancellor,
it was still dark.
Have we finished this catalogue
of regal nonconformities?
(Coughing)
Because I've heard nothing to
suggest His Majesty's behaviour
is in any way unusual.
He also harps on America...
the colonies.
Captain Fitzroy,
for the strongest reasons,
both foreign and domestic...
a degree of discretion.
And a hold on public functions.
No levees or concerts.
Just, uh...just... Hmm?
(Chancellor) The cork's too
tight in the bottle. That's it.
He must be the first king
not to have a mistress.
seem to me to indicate
a degree of conscientiousness
in that regard.
I'm talking of pleasure,
not duty.
Actually,
there was a mysterious illness
once before
in your father's time.
Government was at a standstill.
Well, it was of no consequence.
It was of no consequence
because he recovered.
It was of no consequence
because the Prince of Wales
was a child of three
and because Mr Fox
and his friends
were not perched in the rafters
waiting to come in.
We consider ourselves blessed
in our constitution.
We tell ourselves
our Parliament is the envy
of the world.
But we live in the health
and well-being of the sovereign
as much as any vizier
does the sultan.
The sultan orders it better.
He has his son
and heir strangled.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Cricket? Pa?
- How's that?
- What, what?
- Well played, hey, hey?
To watch it, sir, was quite
distasteful. He was not himself.
Warren, what do you think?
I'm not the king's doctor.
No, nor ever will be.
He's more likely to go
to my tailor than my doctor.
But, sir, this is not the same.
Could he be ill?
Um...
Yes.
Morning, sir.
(All) Morning, sir.
Ohh. Ah.
Sherry...
What would happen
if the king were ill,
hmm?
I mean, gravely ill.
Your Royal Highness would have
to be declared regent.
Regent?
King in all but name.
With all the powers.
Subject to Parliament.
Charles, don't quibble.
(Charles) And certainly...
all the funds.
(Laughter)
Ha ha ha ha.
Just think of it.
Regent!
Prime minister.
(Chuckling)
America forgiven.
London rebuilt.
Parliament could be reformed.
The slave trade abolished.
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, yes. All that, too.
(Charles) Sir...
Is he ill?
Well, he's not well.
(Chuckling)
(Laughter)
I know, I know.
One day.
One day.
(Clock chiming)
It's 4.00.
Where are you, sirs?
What is this?
The king is unattended.
Up with you, sirs!
Braun!
Fortnum!
Papandiek!
Where are you, sirs?
What's the matter, sir?
It is morning.
That is the matter.
Not being attended to
is the matter.
And don't mutter or mutter
will be the matter.
What time is it, sir?
What is that to you?
The King is up.
When the King is awake,
you're awake.
Six hours sleep
is enough for a man,
seven for a woman,
and eight for a fool.
We've had three.
We went to bed at 1.00.
Is that insolence, sir?
No, sir. Arithmetic.
Oh. What's your name?
Fortnum, sir.
Fetch me my breeches.
- Yours?
- You know my name, sir.
Don't tell me what do
and don't know. What is it?
Papandiek, sir. Arthur, sir.
Is it Arthur?
Yes, sir.
- And yours?
- Braun, sir.
- And yours?
- Fortnum, sir.
Well, come on, boys...
We're missing
the best of the day.
(King) Come on!
Run! Look at the weather!
(King) # Awake my soul
# And with the sun ... #
Please, sir!
# Shake off thy...
(All) # Shake off dull sloth
# And joyful rise
# To pay thy morning sacrifice #
Where's that rascal Braun?
He's not gone back to bed.
I'm here, sir.
Well, give me my shirt, man.
This is calico, a hair shirt.
Fetch me another.
Another shirt, a softer one!
Wake up, sir!
Attend, sir, attend!
Have you said your prayers
this morning?
I started, sir,
but I was interrupted.
Say after me...
- Our Father...
- Our Father...
- Which art in heaven...
- Which art...
- Hallowed be Thy name.
- Hallowed...
Thy kingdom come...
Thy will be done...
On earth
as it is in heaven...
On earth
as it is in heaven...
(Men continue praying)
Thy kingdom come...
Thy will be done...
Give us this day
our daily bread...
(Queen) Our Father
which art in heaven...
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