The Magic Sword: Quest for Camelot Page #3

No!

You have to regain your strength.

Is there anything your magic can do?

You must rely on the courage

of your people.

[Light instrumental music]

[Growling]

[Sniffs]

Have you got a cold?

- What is it?

- We're in dragon country.

[Sniffs]

Right.

[Ground rumbles]

KAYLEY:
Are you sure

this is dragon country?

Shouldn't there be a sign or something?

It could say:

"Welcome to Dragon Country."

[Voice echoes]

You don't think we'll see any...

...do you?

Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock?

KAYLEY:
Is it a gaggle or a pride?

Is it a herd?

- Quiet.

- Do you hear something?

No. I just want you to be quiet.

[Growling]

KAYLEY:
[Yells] Garrett! Where are you?

[Growling]

[Gasps]

KAYLEY:
Dragons!

DEVON:
Where? I don't see any dragons!

[All scream]

But you're dragons.

DEVON:
Heavens! Someone's found

our hiding place.

CORNWALL:
Shut up, Cricket Ball.

Let me handle this.

CORNWALL:
We are dragons!

Ferocious, hungry dragons!

So go away before we eat you!

[Cornwall roars]

DEVON:
Good show, Corny. That is clever.

Let me have a go.

[Devon hums]

CORNWALL:
Oh, great.

Bunny is dead.

[Devon makes choking sounds]

CORNWALL:

They're probably cringing in fear.

[Grunts and groans]

Please don't hurt us.

GARRETT:
And I thought you were

ferocious dragons.

Not exactly.

The real ferocious ones are those

fire-breathing bullies out there.

They're always picking on us, calling us

names, pushing us around. I hate them.

Easy with the stick, buddy.

What are you?

Well, frankly, we're the reason

cousins shouldn't marry.

Enchante, Mademoiselle.

I'm Devon...

...and this growth on my neck is Cornwall.

But you can call me "Corny," for short.

Yeah, short on wit, manners and charm.

- Everything I hold dear.

- How about holding your breath?

GARRETT:
Come on, Kayley, let's go.

Hey, where are you going?

To save Camelot!

Camelot? The restaurants, the theaters...

The waitresses, the actresses...

The dragons...

[Dragon roars]

The dragons?

[Fast-paced, dramatic instrumental music,

background]

Wait!

KAYLEY:
What is this?

CORNWALL:
Don't worry.

It's perfectly safe.

Safe?

So long as you don't step in it.

[Ayden chirps]

Garrett, hurry!

GARRETT:
Do you think this is easy?

It's another dragon!

KAYLEY:
That's not a dragon!

It's a griffin!

KAYLEY:
And Ruber!

They found us!

Down here!

[Growling]

Are you sure we're safe down here?

It's a lot safer down here

than it is up there.

DEVON:
We know

all the best escape routes.

CORNWALL:
We've been dodging

those bullies since we were 200 years old.

- Were we ever that young?

- Of course we were, you moron!

- I'm not a moron.

- Yes, you are.

No, I'm not!

With all that bickering,

I'm surprised you haven't fried each other.

Fry?

We can't even simmer.

Yeah, you see, unlike most dragons,

he can't breathe fire or fly.

It's sad, really.

Excusez-moi, Mr. Self-Denial,

but we can't breathe fire...

...or fly.

Only 'cause you're holding me back.

If I didn't have you,

I could do a lot of things.

CORNWALL:
[Singing]

"I'd be rocking with the dinos

"Swinging with the rhinos

"I'd re-dragonize this cave in a minute

"'Cornwall, ' they would sing

"'Cause I would be the dragon king

"I would love this world without you in it

"If I didn't have you

"If you didn't have me

"If I didn't have you

"Well, how about if I didn't have you?

TOGETHER:
"Oh, what I could be

if there was only me

"Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you"

KAYLEY:
Stop bickering

and get your act together.

DEVON:
"Act?"

Did someone say "act"?

I can act.

[Singing] "If only

"I had separate parts

"My career

"Would be the arts

"I'd be the star

"Of Camelot

"You'd be the half

that the whole world forgot

"If I didn't have you

"I should be so lucky

"If I didn't have you

"Oh, wait, you'd be dead

TOGETHER:
"Oh, what I could be

if there was only me

"Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you

"Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you"

Trapped, trapped.

Stuck here with you for 500 years.

Oh dear, it's learned to count.

If you'd got me a good lawyer,

I would've split 400 years ago.

Now, listen here, pal,

I didn't come here to be insulted.

Where do you usually go?

DEVON:
"I'd be a fire-breathing lizard

CORNWALL:
I'd be one high-flying wizard

DEVON:
"You'd be nothing without me

"You'd be extinct, you'd cease to be

CORNWALL:
"I'm so tired of your nagging

"And I'm so tired of your bragging

"Without me, you'd have no brain

"With which to think

CORNWALL:
"I'd be rocking with the dinos

"Swinging with the rhinos

CORNWALL:
"I'd re-dragonize

this cave in a minute

DEVON:
"My career would be the arts

CORNWALL:
"'Cornwall, ' they would sing

"'Cause I would be the dragon king

TOGETHER:
"I would love this world

without you in it

"If I didn't have you

"If I didn't have you

"If I didn't have you

"If I didn't have you"

This way.

Let me lead.

No, this way, Twinkle-Toes.

TOGETHER:
"Life could be so sweet

"If these were both my feet

"What I'd do if I didn't have you

"I got you, babe

"Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you

TOGETHER:
"Oh, if I didn't

"Oh, if I didn't

"Have you"

Thank you very much.

- Devon just left the building.

- You've never sung before, have you, man?

KAYLEY:
Come on, Garrett.

CORNWALL:
You don't need him, honey.

CORNWALL:
Now you've got Cornwall

keeping an eye on you.

Well, the good news is...

we're out of dragon country.

The better news is...

this is where we say goodbye.

But, you can't leave us here.

If we try to go back we'll be banished,

ostracized...

...exiled.

Not to mention kicked out.

KAYLEY:
Why?

We just broke the dragon's cardinal rule.

What? "Never wear brown shoes

with a blue suit"?

No, you moron.

"Never help a human."

Come on, Kayley.

We must make camp before dark.

DEVON:
Camp?

KAYLEY:
Garrett, let's take them with us.

Please.

Oh, I suppose so.

But no more singing.

How do you feel about interpretive dance?

[Garrett groans]

[Bladebeak hums]

Dragon a la king.

It's such a pleasant relief from...

...chicken.

I can't believe I'm reduced

to chasing a little girl...

...a blind man...

...and a pigeon.

Find them all and report back to me.

Did you hear me?

Sorry, Master, my mouth was full.

Typical.

Of all the evil creatures in the world,

I had to find one with table manners.

And no mistakes...

...or I'll make space on the spit for you.

Hey, Useless!

RUBER:
Rendezvous with the wagons

and tell them to press on.

As soon as I have Excalibur...

...we'll join them...

...and the kingdom will be mine.

[Ruber cackles]

CORNWALL:
I'm starving.

All these heroics worked up my appetite.

Hey, something smells delicious.

Yes, I could whip up a little something.

Well, here's where we stop.

Stop? But what about Excalibur?

GARRETT:
No one travels through

the Forbidden Forest after dark.

My father, Sir Lionel, would have.

Come on, baby, light my fire.

You know, there's nothing more pathetic

than a flame-retarded dragon.

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