The Magic Sword: Quest for Camelot Page #5

We must hurry. There isn't much time left.

The first two-headed dragon in Camelot.

We'll be famous.

I can see us on the poster now:

"Presenting the wonderful Devon...

"...and his little head, Cornwall."

Garrett, up ahead...

...the sky.

The end of the Forbidden Forest.

It's okay.

GARRETT:
You go ahead.

I'll be...

...right behind you.

CORNWALL:
Why don't you shut up?

How about:
"Cornwall

and his Obnoxious Talking Wart"?

GARRETT:
Knock it off.

I don't know what's eating this guy.

Envy, poor lad.

KAYLEY:
Camelot.

[Dramatic instrumental music]

It's so beautiful!

I wish you could see it.

I have seen it...

...and there was no place for me.

Garrett, what's wrong?

GARRETT:
Take Excalibur to Arthur.

You don't have much time.

But we'll deliver the sword together.

No.

GARRETT:
You deliver it.

I don't belong in that world.

GARRETT:
Come on, Ayden.

But you belong in mine.

GARRETT:
[Singing] "Like every tree

"Stands on its own

"Reaching for the sky

"I stand alone"

[Ayden chirps]

GARRETT:
You don't understand.

In Camelot, she'd only see me

through their eyes.

Not a knight, not a man...

...not anything.

GARRETT:
[Singing] "I share my world

"With no one else

"All by myself

"I stand

"Alone"

CORNWALL:
Forget about him.

You're better off alone.

He walks funny. He even looks funny.

People throw darts at him.

How could you be so cold-blooded?

I'm a reptile.

Listen, you Jurassic twit...

...Kayley deserves someone

who will love her.

Someone who'll hold her in his arms...

...who'll run his fingers through her hair...

...look deeply in her eyes and...

...make her feel like a real woman.

CORNWALL:
I got your tongue

on my gums!

I'm going back for Garrett.

[Growling]

RUBER:
I'll take that.

[Sighs] Excalibur.

Mine forever.

You've been quite annoying, for a girl.

Cheer up. In Camelot, we'll be kissed

by the world's most beautiful women.

Right. We're a giant lizard with two heads.

We'll have to beat them off with a stick.

Help! Help!

RUBER:
I've waited ten years...

...to hold this sword.

[Chuckles]

And now I'll make sure...

...I hold it forever.

Prepare...

...for the dawning...

...of a new age!

No!

Chicken!

It's hot.

Don't worry, little girl.

I'll make sure Arthur gets it back.

Or gets it in the back.

[Chuckles]

As the case may be.

Throw her in the wagon.

JULIANA:
Kayley!

Mother?

Thank heavens you're safe.

I failed you, Mother.

And now Camelot will be lost.

No, dear, you were brave.

RUBER:
What a touching reunion.

But all this love is making me nauseous.

And you've got a job to do, Juliana.

Remember, if you don't...

I'll do my job on her.

JULIANA:
[Whispers] Don't lose hope.

DEVON:
Garrett, something awful

has happened.

CORNWALL:
We've got to go.

- Kayley's been captured.

- And Ruber's got Excalibur.

What?

Take me to her. Come on, Ayden.

They're halfway to Camelot by now.

Cornwall's right. We'd have to fly there

to get there in time.

DEVON:
Ruber drives me completely nuts!

He makes me so mad and angry!

He's definitely a jerk! A giant jerk!

DEVON:
That foul barbarian.

Wait till we get our hands on him.

I'll tear him limb from limb.

CORNWALL:
Yeah, we'll show him

a thing or two.

CORNWALL:
Won't we?

DEVON:
Yes, we darn well will.

You're flying!

Gosh, he's right! We are flying.

I did it!

I'm great!

I love me. I did it.

Excuse me, Egomaniac. You mean...

...I did it.

Don't you get it?

GARRETT:
The only reason you can't fly is

because you can't agree on anything.

There must be something

you can agree on.

You both love Kayley, don't you?

[Rumbling]

[Griffin screeches]

GUARD 1:
Wagons approaching!

Not a word.

Let's all keep our heads, shall we?

[Cackling]

GUARD 2:
It's Lady Juliana!

Lower the bridge at once!

Pardon me, my king.

GUARD 3:
Lady Juliana has paid us

a surprise visit.

Oh, good.

Tell her I'll receive her at the Round Table.

RUBER:
Steady.

Steady.

Bladebeak at your service.

GUARD 4:
Lady Juliana?

KAYLEY:
It's a trap!

Attack!

[Chaotic yelling]

RUBER:
Seal off the castle!

GUARD 5:
Ruber has breached

the castle keep.

GUARD 5:
The king is still inside!

Mother, I must help the king.

Don't worry! We'll be fine!

[Dramatic instrumental music, background]

Garrett, you came back!

Heads up!

GARRETT:
Sorry I'm late.

I hate flying coach.

You're flying!

Yes, we're frequent fliers now.

Juliana?

[Hums]

Ruber!

Pleased to see me?

RUBER:
A spear?

[Cackles]

How Stone Age!

A king would hold a more noble weapon.

A king would hold...

...Excalibur.

Where's Ruber?

He has the king trapped inside.

There's no way in.

The king. Wait.

GARRETT:
I know a way.

Through the stables.

KAYLEY:
Give me your hand.

Jump!

[Chaotic yelling]

KAYLEY:
What are you doing?

- I'm driving!

- Do you think that's a good idea?

No problem!

GARRETT:
Hang on!

Garrett, Garrett, on your left!

Your other left.

KAYLEY:
No, Garrett, right! Right!

KAYLEY:
Look out!

See?

That wasn't so bad, was it?

RUBER:
So many memories in this room.

Makes me want to puke.

RUBER:
You said everyone

at this table was equal.

Well...

...I have something sweeter:

[Yells] Revenge!

These tunnels lead to the Round Table.

KAYLEY:
I can't see.

Don't worry. I'll be your eyes.

Finally, Silver Wings, you're mine.

DEVON:
Well, excuse me.

CORNWALL:
Pick on somebody

your own size.

Let's barbecue this bully.

I couldn't agree more.

[Star Wars theme song]

CORNWALL:
Hang on, little birdie.

You've got to ask yourself:

"Do I feel clucky?"

Well?

Do you, punk?

RUBER:
I'm going to have more fun

getting rid of you...

...than when I got rid of Sir Lionel.

ARTHUR:
I may not survive.

GARRETT:
Kayley, no!

ARTHUR:
But you'll never destroy...

...the ideals of Camelot.

Well, I've got to start somewhere.

Say hello to your new king.

You're no king.

You're right.

Perhaps I'm...

...more of a god.

Hey, Ruber!

You!

I will not serve a false king.

[Gasps]

RUBER:
You.

You're in the way, just like your father.

Since you're dying...

...to be like him...

...let's see...

...if I can help you out!

RUBER:
Oopsy-daisy.

You probably needed that.

RUBER:
Where is your pigeon now?

Hold your ground

until the last possible moment.

GARRETT:
Yes, and you give the signal.

Two for the price of one.

RUBER:
This must be my lucky day.

KAYLEY:
Now!

Oh, no!

The stone!

[Shrieks]

[Dramatic instrumental music]

[Chorale music]

JULIANA:
Kayley?

You forgot this.

JULIANA:
[Whispers] Take it, it's yours.

I dub thee...

...Sir Garrett.

I dub thee...

...Lady Kayley.

ARTHUR:
Thank you for saving Camelot.

[Cheering and applause]

You have reminded us

that a kingdom's strength...

...is not based on the strength of the king...

...but the strength of the people.

From this day forward...

...you will both sit

as Knights of the Round Table.

[Cheering and applause]

[lnstrumental folk music]

Isn't this everything you've ever wanted?

Not quite everything.

Don't even think about it.

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