The Man Page #5
- Is that all he said?
- No. No, there was something else.
- What did he say? What did he say?
- You're not gonna like it.
- You're gonna get mad.
- Tell me what he said.
- He wants me to bring money. A lot.
- How much? How much?
- Look, I'm just the messenger.
- How much money?
- Half a million dollars.
- What?
- I know. It was a heart-thumper.
- Sh*t!
- Where we going?
- My ATM.
- Yo, Santos.
- Thank God.
I need that
20 grand back.
I.A. Wants to look
at my books.
I need some more.
Are you out of your mind?
You think there's any way in hell
I'm gonna give you
another $20,000?
I need a half mil.
It's just show and tell.
I'll have it back in an hour.
Go away.
Santos, open up.
I got something to tell you.
- What?
- Open up and I'll tell you.
What?
Look, here's the thing.
You give me the half mil, I bust
the bad guys and make this right.
You don't, you lose
the 20 grand,
and you take a sh*t bath
for coming up short.
At least this way, you do what I ask,
you got a shot.
Why you doing this
to me?
You trusted me.
Come on.
- I'm hungry.
- You'll live.
No, no, no.
L... l... I'm really hungry.
- Come on, man.
- No, my blood sugar is low,
and I'm feeling faint.
I haven't eaten all day.
- I would like some food.
- Okay, I'll get you a burger.
- I would rather have something else.
- It's a tasty burger.
Red meat...
quite often
doesn't agree with me.
Am I gonna make it
to my speech tomorrow morning?
I don't know, man.
That ain't a priority to me.
You know what?
You're not
a very nice person.
You don't care about anyone,
you don't trust anyone.
Trust can
get you dead.
"Trust can
get you dead."
Well, there's not
one person
- in this world that you trust?
- Nope.
- Your mother?
- Oh, hell, no.
How can you not
trust your mother?
- How can a person
go through life
like that?
Hey, at least
I'm honest about it.
What, you trust
everybody you meet?
I give everybody
the benefit of the doubt, yes.
And what happens
when they screw you over?
just waiting to screw people over?
You think the world
is one big screw-over?
I couldn't live my life like that.
I never met anyone
I wasn't friends
with eventually.
Well, I never met anyone whose ass
I didn't kick eventually.
Well, you must
be very proud.
Guns and shooting
and kicking ass.
You know, problems can be
solved without ever touching a gun.
Situation:
You're walkingdown the street with your wife,
a guy comes up out of nowhere,
grabs you from behind,
puts a gun to your wife's head.
What do you do?
- Bite him.
- Bite him?
Do you have any idea
how powerful the human bite is?
The masseter muscles
in the jaw
can exert 600 pounds
of pressure per inch,
and I'm not even
discussing bacteria.
Masseter muscles?
- It's Latin.
- It's bullshit.
Come on, finish this sh*t.
Let's go.
You can afford this,
right?
You all right?
I told you I have
a problem with red meat.
You've gotta admit that was
a good burger, though, right?
You sure
you're all right?
Yeah, it doesn't
last long.
Oh! Oh oh, damn!
Let the window down!
Oh, it's just a little flatulence.
Oh, "a little flatulence"?
An elephant could
take a sh*t in the back seat,
- and it wouldn't smell that bad.
- Can we just let it go?
Oh oh!
Oh, man!
Oh!
Oh!
All right,
let's do this.
This is real simple.
Show 'em the cash,
get a time and a place,
and you're back at the hotel giving
your speech tomorrow.
Uh, quick question.
Uh, you can't just go in there
and arrest him
because why?
I want his boss
and the guns in the same place
at the same time.
That's what this dance is all about.
Here, now go.
Remember, this is
strictly flash cash.
Show it to him,
close the bag, bring it back.
Now what if something
goes wrong?
- Nothing will go wrong.
- Yeah, but what if it does?
- Nothing will go wrong.
- Uh, yeah, but what if it does?
What if something goes wrong
and the deal doesn't happen?
for the rest of my life!
Nothing will go wrong.
Hey, remember...
time and a place.
A time and a place.
Oh! Son of a b*tch!
Hello.
- Ah! Excuse me.
- Hey, just checking for a wire, mate.
- Okay.
- Oh, you're good.
- Well?
- Yes.
- Born lucky. Yeah, am I good?
- Okay.
Oh, I would think.
I would think. Okay.
Great.
Good.
Now...
all we need is
a time and a place,
and we have
ourselves a deal.
And we have ourselves
a little problem.
What?
Nobody...
nobody comes up
with half a million
dollars in cash in an hour.
So you tell me...
who are you?
- I'm a businessman.
- Businessman, right.
And what kind of business
is that exactly?
What business?
I provide quality
precision tools
to professionals
who demand the very best.
Period.
Now are we
gonna do business?
Look, Turk.
I need to speak
to my boss.
Well, why am I talking
to you, Joey?
How do you
know my name?
Because...
I know your name.
L... I know names.
Let's just say
I was born lucky, okay?
You're lucky, huh?
And another thing,
from now on I only talk to Kane.
Look, Turk, you know,
l... I can't just go and tell Kane
he should walk away
from a deal he already has in place
just 'cause some guy
that he doesn't know
flashes some cash at me.
You understand?
Keep the money.
I don't care about the money.
You think I care about the money?
Don't care about it.
I can get money.
Just consider that a good faith deposit.
And you tell Kane
there's a lot more where that came from,
but only if he stops
wasting my time.
Oh, one more thing.
From now on...
I call you.
- Comprende?
- Comprende.
Excuse me.
- Where's the money?
- I gave it to him.
I told him I'd call him
with a time and a place,
and I walked out!
You should have seen it!
You gave a half million dollars
in cash
- to some gun-running killers?
- Correct.
Goddamn you!
A**hole!
Son of a b*tch!
I've never seen anyone
that pissed off before.
- Okay.
- God damn it!
You said nothing unexpected
would happen, and guess what...
something unexpected
happened!
What's to stop them
from taking my money and running?!
Because they know they'd be giving up
a lot more where that came from.
He was about to walk.
I had to change the game plan,
- so I'm... I'm now calling the shots.
- Oh, so you in charge now?
- I am indeed.
- You the Man!
Yes. I am the Man.
Well, what are we
supposed to do now, Man?
Well, I think we just
let them stew for awhile.
You know what I mean?
And then we call them
- in, you know, a couple of hours.
- Well, what do we do
in the meantime, man?
We go
to your daughter's recital.
Oh no.
- Daddy!
- Hey, star.
I knew you'd come.
Thanks for reminding me
about tonight.
That's the first time
in a long time.
- I'm sorry.
- "Thank you" and "I'm sorry"?
I think your new partner
is a good influence.
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