The Man Page #8

- It's nothing.

- Did you eat lunch

- when you went back to the hotel?

- I had some lunch.

What did you have

for lunch exactly?

- I had a sandwich.

- What kind of sandwich?

Steak sandwich.

Sh*t! You rotten-ass

son of a b*tch!

- Oh my.

- Sisters.

Oh... woo! Woo!

Oh, sweet Jesus!

This is the boarding call...

Right through,

please, sir.

You're fine.

Sir, right through.

Uh...

Um, sir, could you

come with me, please?

On the mat, please.

Arms straight out.

That's it, thank you.

Huh.

Uh...

Is there something

in your butt, sir?

Yeah. A bullet.

It's permanently

lodged in my ass

that I received

in the line of duty,

- saving his ass.

- I can vouch for that.

I'm gonna have to ask you

to step behind the screen, please, sir.

I'm gonna need to get

a cavity search team, please.

Oh, hell, no!

That ain't happening!

- No no no no no no.

- Sir, uh, you cannot step

- past this point...

- Don't worry.

I am never going

past this point.

See what you done?

I can't even leave town now.

Sorry.

Well, I guess

I should get going.

You say goodbye to your beautiful

little ballerina for me.

Mmm. Tell yours

I said hello too.

Oh.

- Well...

- Whoa whoa, hey hey!

- Let's not and say we did.

- Okie-doke.

Told you I never met anyone

I wasn't friends with eventually.

Bye, Vann.

Andy.

- Cavity search team?

- Yes, sir.

Where the hell

you guys been?

Guy's getting away.

Grey plaid suit,

brown bag.

Hurry!

Sir! Excuse me, sir!

Sir! Excuse me, sir!

# All right... #

Yeah yeah, we, uh, need

to perform a cavity search, please.

- What? What?

- Yeah, just this way.

Who's my b*tch?

- Uh, it'll just take a few minutes.

- I have done nothing wrong!

# It's your thing #

# Do what

you wanna do #

# I can't tell you #

# Who to sock it to #

# It's your thing #

# Do what

you wanna do #

# I can't tell you #

# Who to sock it to #

# Since yay-high,

spend little all day #

# Mama's first born

cooked corn #

# So I guess

I'll command this kernel #

# External broadcast,

tune your receiver #

# Internal thoughts

is cold, behold #

# It's a strong-eyed vision,

I'll interfere your sight #

# Build blocks on your map

and play the pipe #

# Perched on rooftops,

I'm the bird-man #

# Singin' that song

of freedom #

# Fists balled tight

"Joe Fras-ing" your phrases #

# Fantasia, Mickey Mouse raps...

what's happenin'? #

# Re-runnin' 86 like 86 #

# Gazelles and overweight

laces and kicks #

# Traces of flicks

pose like statues #

- # Hey, you're doing it girl #

- # God bless your "ha-choos"#

- # I can't tell you #

- # How to shake your tattoos #

- # They gotta do you #

- # It's your thing #

# Do what you wanna do #

# I can't tell you #

# Who to sock it to #

# It's your thing #

# Do what you wanna do #

# I can't tell you #

# Who to sock it to #

# It's your thing #

# Do what you wanna do #

# I can't tell you #

# Who to sock it to #

# It's your thing #

# Do what you wanna do #

# I can't tell you #

# Who to sock it to #

# It's your thing #

# All right #

# All right #

# You best believe I used to weave 'em,

I'm telling them dames, y'all #

- # Y'all just fish #

- # And the water that claims y'all #

# I used to do it all

so I'm not gonna refuse #

# To view the ball

in the hands of a player #

# Play on, slayer,

get slayed #

# I just want a piece that I

can manage like Mr. Kincaid #

# Men paid for what

you swallowed from out of the glass #

# I'm from outta the mass...

- # Eastern side of Long Island #

- # Stylin' wild #

# My profile ain't to buy drinks

but try drinks #

# Placed in front of me

by throwing charm your way #

# What? #

# My profile's

not the verily dashing #

# You ain't trying

to come with me #

# But if you want

to have fun with me #

# With these j-hats

I'll promise I'll enter wise #

# Won't be mad if right

after you hop from star to starlet #

# I'm all up

in your enterprise #

# It's your #

# It's your thang,

yeah #

# Gotcha #

# It's your #

# It's your thang,

yeah #

# It's your #

- # Gotcha #

- # It's your thang #

# Yeah #

# I gotcha. #

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