The Man Called Flintstone

[SQUAWKS]

-Don't let him get away.

-Don't worry, I won't.

Ow!

[LAUGHlNG]

[GRUMBLlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

Detour. Watch out.

[ALl GRUMBLlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

-We have parachute too.

-Good. Let's follow him.

That is our parachute?.

[LAUGHlNG]

Some parachute.

Oh, shut up, you.

[GRUMBLlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

[SLAG'S CAR CRASHES]

BOBO:
.

Ho ho.

We have him trapped.

ALl:

Good. Let's squish him.

ALl:

Hurry. Hurry. He must not escape.

He won't. We've, uh, got him now.

[PANTlNG]

[SLAG CRASHES]

[BOTH LAUGHlNG]

That's the end of Rock Slag.

Nice work, Bobo.

Thank you, Ali.

[LAUGHlNG]

[LAUGHlNG]

They think they've finished me off.

They don't know how tough

we secret agents are.

This is Secret Agent Rock Slag

reporting to Chief Boulder.

Come in, Chief.

This is Chief Boulder.

Anything wrong, Slag?.

Plenty. Ali and Bobo, two of the

Green Goose's strong-arm boys...

-...got me cornered and tried to do me in.

-Are you okay, Slag?.

I think I've twisted my tibia

and cracked my clavicle, chief.

Stay there, Slag. I'll get an ambulance

to you right away.

Right, chief.

Cracked clavicle. That's a bad break.

Just as we were closing in

on the Green Goose...

...and his nefarious SMlRK organization.

The whole world is in peril

as long as the Green Goose is loose.

Operator, get me the Bedrock Hospital.

Oh, Wilma, we're gonna leave now.

Okay, Fred. But please hurry.

We still have a lot of packing to do.

Be back right after we take

Dino and Hoppy to, uh, you know where.

I don't envy the boys.

Dino and Hoppy put up

such a fuss when they go to the vet's.

It's a shame we can't take them

with us. I'm gonna miss Hoppy.

I'm gonna miss Dino too.

But a camping vacation is bad enough

without dragging pets along.

How true.

Seems like there's a million and one things

to do when you're going on a trip, huh?.

Uh, yeah. We darn near forgot

to take Dino and Hoppy to the--

Don't say it, Barn.

-Oops, I almost gave it away.

-Watch it.

If those two knew we were gonna leave

them at the V-E-T-S for two weeks...

...they'd take to the woods.

Well, how are we gonna get them

in the office?.

We'll sneak up the back alley. They've

never been taken inside that way before.

Hey, that's a good idea. Ha-ha-ha.

Come on, Dino, we gotta see a man

about something.

BARNEY:

Uh, yeah, uh, you too, Hoppy.

[DlNO YELPlNG]

FRED:

No, no, Dino, no. Hold it. Hold it.

BARNEY:

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[HOPPY HONKlNG]

Uh, take it easy, Hoppy, take it easy.

Calm down, now.

Dino, come back here. Come-- Oops.

Look out, Fred, coming through. Oops!

Oh, boy.

Mr. Flintstone, Mr. Rubble,

you're going about it all wrong.

-You have to use psychology.

-Psychology?. What do you mean, doc?.

I'll show you.

Miss Soapstone, send Zsa Zsa

and Dolly out here.

Yes, sir.

-Who is Zsa Zsa?.

-And Dolly?.

Zsa Zsa is a girl hopperoo

and Dolly is a girl dinosaur.

Watch this.

ZSA ZSA:
Ha-ha-ha.

DOLLY:
Arf, arf, arf.

[BOTH HOWL APPREClATlVELY]

[DlNO AND HOPPY BARKlNG]

[BOTH LAUGHlNG]

[LAUGHS]

I gotta hand it to you, doc,

you sure know your psychology.

Doesn't he, Barn?.

Barney?.

[HOOTlNG]

FRED:

Barney.

Uh, huh?. What?.

Oh. Oh, boy. Heh, heh. Thanks, Fred.

That psychology stuff

was working on me too.

[FRED AND BARNEY LAUGHlNG]

I hope the girls have everything packed.

-I'm anxious to get started.

-Me too.

Hey, where are you going, Fred?.

This is the way to Rock Canyon Road.

Right, Barn. We'll save 1 0 minutes

going home this way.

But Rock Canyon Road is closed.

It's too dangerous.

Not for a good driver like me.

Hold on, Barn. Here we are.

[VOlCE SHAKlNG]

We ought to have seat belts, Fred.

Oh, who needs them?.

There, we're down.

How is that for skillful driving?.

[THUD]

Oh, my goodness, Fred.

Are you all right?.

[GROANlNG]

My head.

-Boy, that's some bump.

-Ooh.

-We'd better get you to a doctor.

-No, that's not necessary.

Oh, I don't know, Fred. It won't hurt

to have your head examined.

BARNEY:

Here we are. The Bedrock Hospital.

[BELL TOLLS]

It'll only take a minute.

You wait here. I'll go find a doctor.

Make it snappy, will you?.

I feel okay now.

Uh, pardon me, nurse.

Uh, my friend needs to see a doctor.

You'll have to wait.

All the doctors are busy with a patient

who fell off a roof last night.

-Fell off a roof?. Is he hurt?.

-I'll say.

They've been working on him all night.

DOCTOR 1 :
Hold it.

You've got his head on backwards.

DOCTOR 2:

Well, twist it around.

Okay, that's enough.

Now cut.

-How are you doing, lrving?.

-Be finished in a minute.

Nurse.

There, we've finished.

The statue looks just like new. When the

cement dries, he can go back on the roof.

How about the man who fell with him.

How's he doing?.

DOCTOR WlTH MALLET: Not bad.

Dr. Moonstone is taking care of him.

Dr. Moonstone, I'm Chief Boulder,

head of this country's secret service.

And your patient is Rock Slag,

my best agent.

Thanks, chief.

BOULDER:
Doc, you must get Rock

back on his feet quickly.

He's the only agent I have capable

of carrying out a very important...

...and dangerous mission.

Rock Slag survived fall.

He is still alive, Bobo.

Our work is not done, Ali.

Mr. Slag can leave any time.

He just bruised a few ribs.

So now, if you'll excuse me,

I'll just look in on my other patients.

Uh, sure, doc, sure. And, uh, thanks.

That's great news.

-What's this important mission, chief?.

-The biggest yet.

You're going to eliminate the guy

that tried to eliminate you.

-You mean the Green Goose?.

-Yes.

Intelligence reports he has a weapon

so powerful he could destroy the world.

-And probably will unless--

NURSE:
Rock Slag.

[SQUEALS AND PURRS]

[GlGGLlNG]

--unless he is stopped.

So you see, Slag...

...the safety of every man, woman and

child in every country depends on you.

On me?. Why me, chief?.

It has to be you, Rock Slag.

Rock Slag.

[SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

[SQUEALlNG AND LAUGHlNG]

There's your answer.

You have an uncontrollable appeal

to women.

Yes, I know.

But how can that help us, chief?.

-We're going to put your gift to good use.

-How, chief?.

Through Tanya, the Green Goose's

number one lieutenant.

She's heard about you, Rock,

and she wants to meet you so badly...

...she's made a deal with us

to turn the Green Goose over to you.

-To me?.

-That's the deal.

You're going to meet her in Paris.

-When do I leave, chief?.

-At once.

I'll call the office and have them

get your plane ticket.

At last Rock Slag is alone.

Now we can finish the job.

ALl:

Hello, Rock Slag.

Ali. Bobo.

You're taking a trip, Slag.

A one-way trip. Heh, heh, heh.

[CRASH]

-This time we got him, Ali.

-Rock Slag is finished, Bobo.

[BOTH LAUGHlNG]

With Rock back on the job, the Green

Goose's goose is as good as cooked...

...right now.

Rock. What happened?.

While you were gone,

I had visitors, chief.

Ali and Bobo?.

-Right. The Goon Twins.

-That does it.

T anya will never go for you.

You're a mess.

-That cooks our Green Goose.

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