The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Page #4

But it's in and out, no mess,

so nobody knows we've been here.

And we both forget about it

in the morning.

Okay.

What is that?

Super-hardened boron sharpened

with a CO2 laser.

CO2 laser.

Coming?

- I take top.

- I'll take the bottom.

Problem?

- Is there anything I can do to help?

- Yes. Be quiet.

Just let me do it.

Pfft.

Shall we?

Loving your work, Peril.

You do the labs, I'll take the floor.

Meet me on the gantry in five minutes.

Try not to get lost.

I didn't find anything.

Wait.

Why?

I thought that was my father's watch.

Make mistake.

And, what exactly did you do to him?

At KGB, we call it "the kiss."

It takes years to master.

Although he's standing upright,

he's completely unconscious.

He'll be like this for 20 minutes.

Can't touch.

Generator's back on.

Why do you think they have radiation tools

and suit in a satellite factory?

Next to hidden button.

We wouldn't have found that

without my father's watch.

Want to have a go?

Be my guest.

Hold this.

And these.

Open these.

This...

...is a Swiss-built...

...Vortbinder-Lanszmann...

...7010 model.

It has dual combination locks...

...triple return rotators...

...and synchronized cylinders.

The earlier models...

...had a design flaw.

It's a flaw I intend to exploit.

Still...

...very difficult to open.

But it's not...

...impossible.

And the flaw was...

...people who designed this model...

...are not very good...

...at stealing things.

I, however...

...am.

- Did you deactivate alarm?

- Model 7010 doesn't have an alarm.

Loving your work, cowboy.

Let's go!

Does this mean anything to you?

It's part of centrifuge

for refining uranium.

- I am not staying here.

- Where are you gonna go?

Swimming.

We've got three exits

and two of them are closed!

I would recommend turning

before you hit that wall!

The last thing I need is your help!

You're not gonna make it.

Just shut up and watch me work.

Hold on, cowboy.

Keep quiet.

Follow me.

Mr. Deveny's room, please.

Hello?

Gaby.

Room 304, please.

The meeting is confirmed.

Sorry, Mrs. Vinciguerra,

there's no answer.

Key.

What's going on?

Where's my case?

Hello, Victoria.

Grape?

You've bugged him?

He tried to bug me.

He doesn't sound like he needs your help.

You sure Victoria believed you?

I gave it everything I had.

Believe me.

I also got another meeting

with her later today.

So, what, we just let Gaby go

with Uncle Rudi?

If there's a chance he'll lead us

to her father, do we have a choice?

This could be like leading lamb

to slaughter.

Going soft, Peril?

What you talking about?

- Good morning.

- Morning.

Your tracker's not sending a signal.

Have you turned it on?

I think so.

Or do you want to check it?

Be my guest.

It's your tracker.

You're the expert.

I'll be on the balcony.

They're still cold.

Sorry.

What are you doing down there?

Trying not to get lost.

- You're trembling.

- That's because I'm scared.

It's going to be okay.

How do you know?

I'll be...

I'll be close by.

All turned on now?

Uncle Rudi's car has arrived.

Are you ready?

So your Uncle Rudi thinks

we should have a little chat.

I know my father is here.

And that he works for you.

And how is that?

Simple.

I think I need to make a telephone call.

Perhaps you've come to us

at a fortuitous time, Miss Teller.

Your father's work ethic has been,

as of late, somewhat lacking.

Your presence will provide

the necessary motivation.

You leave my father to me.

Madame Vinciguerra will be

with you shortly.

She would like it

if you make yourself comfortable.

Thank you.

Help yourself to a drink.

So sorry to keep you waiting.

You don't look like you slept much

last night, Mr. Deveny.

Funny you should say that,

Madame Vinciguerra.

Don't think this Scotch is helping either.

If I were a suspicious man,

I would say you put something in my drink.

It's much easier to trust a drink

you fixed yourself.

But how did you know

I was gonna drink the Scotch?

I didn't. I laced all the drinks.

I don't like to leave much to chance...

...Mr. Solo.

- I thought I was doing so well.

- Don't be so hard on yourself.

You were doing fantastically well.

The fault doesn't lie

in your performance.

However, you couldn't control

the loyalty of young Gaby.

She gave you up like an unwanted kitten.

I know my father is here.

And that he works for you.

And how is that?

Simple.

My fianc's a KGB agent.

And the American your wife has

been entertaining is with the CIA.

The Russians and Americans thought

they were using me...

...but I was using them to get to you.

Really?

She seemed so innocent.

You're not the first man to have fallen...

...for the charms of a pretty, young woman.

It's a tracking device.

He's probably out there in the woods.

Watching us right now.

I'm sure my...

...fianc can confirm everything I've said.

If you can catch him.

I think I need to make a telephone call.

What are you doing?

I've been here before.

And last time, I fell rather badly

and hurt my head.

I'm afraid that isn't going

to stop you getting hurt.

Sleep well, Napoleon.

Only my mother calls me Napoleon.

Mummy says hello.

You may have heard of the Dark Angel

of Ravensberg...

...the Butcher of Belsen...

...and my personal favorite:

the Fifth Horseman,

Doctor of the Apocalypse.

What history has failed to relate is

that this was not three individuals...

...but the tireless work

of a single artist.

And today, you have the privilege...

...of experiencing his work firsthand.

Hello again, Mr. Solo.

My apologies.

There's a short in the wiring.

I thought I'd located it.

I keep telling the maestro

to modernize, but alas...

...he's a hopeless sentimentalist.

We have contact.

My apologies.

Won't happen again.

So sorry I can't stay to

finish you off myself.

Rudi's never in a rush, but sadly, I am.

And I want it to be slow.

I'll send your regards to little Gaby.

Once upon a time,

there was a little boy.

You wouldn't describe him...

...as a particularly special little boy.

He was neither tall nor handsome,

charismatic or amusing.

In fact, he appeared

to be exceedingly dull.

Because of this boy's

apparent shortcomings...

...he was bullied mercilessly...

...and relentlessly by the other children.

Year merged with miserable year...

...as life continued to be a living hell.

But what the other boys didn't understand

about their victim was...

...that he didn't see them as enemies.

He saw them as instruments of learning.

A priceless lesson was gleaned

from his tormentors.

Man...

...has only two masters in this world.

And their names are Pain and Fear.

The boy found...

...he had quite a talent for eliciting

these feelings in others.

So on the principle of playing

to your strengths...

...he decided to make their cultivation

his life's work.

Fortunately for this boy...

...history gave him

an unprecedented opportunity.

A world war.

The canvas...

...Mr. Solo...

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