The Marrying Man Page #10

Synopsis: Rich playboy Charley Pearl meets Vicki Anderson, singer at a nightclub in Las Vegas. But she's a gangster's-moll, Bugsy Siegel's, and when he finds the two of them in bed, he forces them to marry each other. Charley was going to marry his girlfriend but when she finds out about him and Vicki, she leaves him. And Vicki doesn't seem to be his kind of woman at all...
Genre: Comedy, Music, Romance
Director(s): Jerry Rees
Production: Hollywood Pictures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
10%
R
Year:
1991
115 min
326 Views


Yeah, I come in three,

four times a week.

You two...

you're not... together?

No, no.

She's a tough nut to crack,

you know.

lf we're rich or we're poor

Are you okay, Charley?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You been drinking, Charley?

Me?

Drinkin'?

You know I don't drink.

Hey, fellas.

I wanna show you something.

Look at that.

Beauties, huh?

They all look like their mom.

And here in your arms

Let me ask you fellas

a question.

You think she'll like this?

It's a dazzler, Charley.

What's the occasion?

I'm gonna pop the question.

What do you think?

- Tonight?

- Yeah.

Charley, answer me something.

Why do you want to marry

the same woman four times?

It fits.

And even though our castles

crumble and fall

We have the right

To laugh at them all

For love is still king

Love is the

Thing

Birds do it

Bees do it

Even educated fleas do it

Let's do it

Let's fall in love

In Spain the best of the set

do it

Lithuanians and Letts do it

Let's do it

Let's fall in love

The Dutch in

old Amsterdam do it

Not to mention the Finns

Folks in Siam do it

think of Siamese twins

Some Argentines without means

do it

People say in Boston

even beans do it

Let's do it

Let's fall in love

Electric eels

I might add do it

Though it shocks them I know

Why ask if shad do it

Waiter, bring me shad roe

In shallow shoals

English soles do it

Goldfish in the privacy

ofbowls do it

Let's do it, let's fall

Let's do it

Let's fall in love

And they never

got divorced again.

Vicki kept on singing

her heart out.

And curiously enough, Charley's

hunch about that computer thing...

actually paid off.

Yeah.

He now owns a small county

in northern California.

Well, they needed a big yard

for all those kids.

Like Charley says,

there are couples in love...

and there are couples

who are hot.

And then there's him and Vicki.

They got both.

You know what

the odds are on that?

Big... very big...

extremely very big.

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Neil Simon

Marvin Neil Simon (born July 4, 1927) credited as Neil Simon, is an American playwright, screenwriter and author. He wrote more than 30 plays and nearly the same number of movie screenplays, mostly adaptations of his plays. He has received more combined Oscar and Tony nominations than any other writer.Simon grew up in New York City during the Great Depression, with his parents' financial hardships affecting their marriage, giving him a mostly unhappy and unstable childhood. He often took refuge in movie theaters where he enjoyed watching the early comedians like Charlie Chaplin. After a few years in the Army Air Force Reserve, and after graduating from high school, he began writing comedy scripts for radio and some popular early television shows. Among them were Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows from 1950 (where he worked alongside other young writers including Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks and Selma Diamond), and The Phil Silvers Show, which ran from 1955 to 1959. He began writing his own plays beginning with Come Blow Your Horn (1961), which took him three years to complete and ran for 678 performances on Broadway. It was followed by two more successful plays, Barefoot in the Park (1963) and The Odd Couple (1965), for which he won a Tony Award. It made him a national celebrity and "the hottest new playwright on Broadway." During the 1960s to 1980s, he wrote both original screenplays and stage plays, with some films actually based on his plays. His style ranged from romantic comedy to farce to more serious dramatic comedy. Overall, he has garnered 17 Tony nominations and won three. During one season, he had four successful plays running on Broadway at the same time, and in 1983 became the only living playwright to have a New York theatre, the Neil Simon Theatre, named in his honor. more…

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