The Meddler
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2015
- 103 min
- 231 Views
Anyway...
Today I went across the street
to the apple store,
and I got one of the new
iPhones with the 64-gigabytes,
'cause I wasn't sure if I
should get the 16s or the 64s,
but the 64s look good,
so there you go.
The genius bartender showed me
how to make things bigger,
but I already forgot.
God, my eyesight is so shot.
But I got on Google before,
and I looked up my apartment,
and it said they'd filmed the
hills there for two seasons.
Isn't that neat?
And they used to do the extra program at
the grove every day with Mario Lopez.
He seems nice.
And who wouldn't love
an outdoor mall?
I can't believe it,
me in Los Angeles.
If only daddy could see me now.
Today they played
"come fly with me,"
thinking about him.
But I didn't 'cause,
basically, I feel great.
It's like living on main street
in Disneyland.
Every day is sunny,
and I wake up and I think,
"thank you, Joey,
for making it possible."
I swear, if I get hit by
that trolley, I'll die happy.
Just wait till you see
my apartment.
I have a balcony that's far enough
away from other people's balconies,
from the roof or whatever.
And I have a parking spot
next to the elevator,
so I can just run
right in there.
And I got everything shipped
out from Jersey,
all my artwork,
the doll I had made of you,
and, of course, the pictures of
me and daddy in his red car.
God, we had the best times
in that thing.
Anyway, call me back. Love you.
Oh, god...
I brought you bagels.
You should have called.
I did.
But I didn't answer.
Oh, I figured you were working
or something.
Say hi to your grand-dogs.
Hi, doggies. How you doing?
Okay. Stay there.
All right, bye.
Six bagels, all salt.
Those are the best kind.
Oh, Lor, you let
daddy's bonsai die.
Oh, yeah. Sorry, ma.
I tried, but they're, like,
crazy delicate.
It was crazy.
Sorry, Joey.
See, this is why I asked you
not to put me in charge.
You can't just leave someone
with a bonsai and orchid
and put all this pressure
on them.
You let the orchid die, too?
Well, Lori, you're not supposed
Well, I watered it the right
amount, okay?
Please, don't make me
feel any more bad about it.
Okay, forget it.
Oh, what's this?
It's Emily's baby shower.
Do you get to bring somebody?
Why? I probably won't go.
Why not?
Because I'll have to get
all dressed up,
and everyone I know
will be there.
I thought you gave up smoking.
Cigarettes.
You said this was better.
I said it was okay after your
father died when your stomach hurt.
Well, it's after my father died,
and my stomach hurts.
Well, have you heard from Jacob?
You shouldn't call him.
What's going on at work? Did
they call you about the pilot?
You shouldn't be smoking
if you have a deadline.
Mom, don't say "deadline."
Don't say "pilot,"
and please don't ever
say the word "Jacob" again.
Okay.
I just think you
shouldn't call him.
Especially if you have a deadline for
your pilot. Jacob... I mean, I just...
a hobby.
I thought you were gonna
volunteer at the hospital.
Yeah, I've been meaning
to do that.
Or maybe you could be my hobby?
And then, you just touch
the screen like that.
Look how you magnified that.
That's gre...
Okay, say you wanna find
an address for a baby shower.
Well, then you just
open safari here,
and then you type it in.
Or Google it.
Yeah, you Google it,
and if you ever need it again,
search history.
Oh, my god. Freddy,
you are a genius.
It's just a label.
My daughter's a genius,
but she's too old for you.
How old are you?
I'll be 23 in October.
Get out of here. October...
That makes you a Libra, right?
So scales, justice...
You're probably very diplomatic.
You should be a lawyer.
Maybe.
You should be.
You should.
Oh, my god.
No, no, no. I'm not even
a candidate for Lasik.
They said they had to slice my eyeball
open and put in a little... a lens.
Well, you should get
what I have. Transitions.
They go from regular glasses to
sunglasses when you walk outside.
And you can get them anywhere.
Lenscrafters.
Want me to make you
an appointment?
You should try Zillow.
They have a lot of places to
rent and... or just get advice.
I mean, that's how I found
my condo.
Zillow.
What you have to do is have him
tip you upside down.
That's what Joe and I did
to conceive Lori.
It'll be easy. She's so petite.
Yeah.
Oh...
It's another pink bunny!
I love it. What's next?
Ooh...
Is this a baby monitor?
It's from Mrs. Minervini.
What is it?
Oh, my god.
It's an iPad.
What? What?
Wow. Oh, my god.
Marnie.
This is crazy generous.
Well, I know it wasn't
on your list. No.
But, I was in the apple store
the other day,
and I saw this little Filipino
boy, practically a baby,
and he was playing
with one of these...
I mean, what do you...
iPad.
IPad, yes.
And then Freddy came over,
and he told me
that you can load in programs...
Like Nemo and Barney's circus...
Brilliant.
Yes.
Brilliant. Marnie, thank you.
This is so nice.
Lori has the best mum ever.
Apart from my mum.
Did you get that down?
Write it down. Yeah.
Hey, where is Lori?
I think she's working.
She had a deadline.
I mean, a countdown.
Yeah, she said she'd watch
Tehya for me tonight.
Dani and I haven't been able
to get out in, like, a year.
Oh, I could do it.
I thought she was out of town.
She told me she was sick.
Well, she was sick.
She was.
I'd be sick too with everything
Jacob puts her through.
She's so pretty.
Why can't she just get over him?
Well, he was the last person
to meet her dad.
Oh, yeah, he really loved her dad.
That's tough to get over.
She's not gonna get over him if she
keeps giving him what he wants.
What does he want?
Oh, my god!
I'm dying.
What does he want?
It wasn't on the list either.
Marnie? Marnie?
This is Greg's dad.
He came out to help us
with the nursery.
Marnie.
Hi. Mark.
He's in town till Thursday, so...
Yeah.
She's a character, huh?
Well...
So you came out, um,
to see your son?
Yeah, Emily said it was
very important that I come,
but I think I'm just here
to carry gifts.
Hmm.
Yeah. Well, his mother's
not around anymore, so...
My husband died a year ago.
Oh, she's alive.
She lives in London.
But, you know, we're divorced.
Oh, sorry.
Eh...
Emily tells me you grew up
in Brooklyn?
Yeah.
Which... which part?
Sunset park.
I grew up on the corner of 48th and
7th Avenue, right by the church.
Get outta here.
Yeah.
I grew up at 43rd and 4th,
by the other church.
Yeah. We used to go
to the public pool there,
before it became a parking lot.
Get out of here,
I went there all the time!
I'll bet we moved
in similar circles.
Oh, absolutely.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
That's funny.
Hey, you know,
before I leave town,
we should go have lunch,
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