The Monster Club

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Flemish day and had sat for two weeks

well I'll be glad to give you some money

for food can't keep food down never

could

I'll do anything I can to help you

anything

oh thank

may I be permitted to introduce myself

my name is Aramis I am a vampire overt

of course you know that I say what

happened your fangs

oh they're retractable when not in use

oh it's alright I didn't buy deep you

won't become one of us it was the best

blood I have ever tasted and from such a

noble source you are the great arch

Edwin Hayes the writer of those

magnificent horror stories you are my

favorite author I wouldn't have thought

you needed to read horror stories so you

do yourself an injustice everybody likes

to read about themselves and their own

kind

yes well I'm glad Rapinoe helped you I'm

glad you like my blood my books but I

must be on my way

oh no I can't hear of such a thing you

want more of my blood no no no you

misunderstand me I owe you something I

want to help you to repay you

no it's quite all right thank you very

much I'm glad using a service well I can

get your material for your next book

material what sort of material I will

take you to a place where my friends for

gather there are vampires werewolves

ghouls every kind of monster you could

ever imagine and some far beyond the

imagining of mere mortals there you will

find stories of such blood-curdling

terror that it will make your toes curl

and your hair reach up towards the sky

where is this place it's just a short

distance it's called the monster club

okay my

Wolfgang

I have to use play Type B is awesome but

I'll have to make do with that comment

type o divine messages tomato juice

I could looking in the monster nation

mr. wheeler wants to meet you he's

waiting for the moon with a bison touch

what

you hear a midnight crush

no you can trust

Thank You of them now this is present

enough but it doesn't sustain us but to

get real nourishment we have to take our

food directly from the source and it

becomes more difficult constantly people

are so well-educated these days it's all

those horror films and television

everybody knows about garlic and steaks

through the heart yes we all have our

cross to bear

I'd rather you didn't use that word oh

that's a monsters genealogical chart you

see first we have the primate monsters

vampires werewolves and ghouls now a

vampire and the werewolf would produce a

weird vamp but a werewolf in a ghoul

would produce a weird goo but a vampire

in the ghoul would produce a bamboo a

weird goo and we're vamp would produce a

shedding now a we're goo in the VAM goo

would produce a Maddy but a will famine

of van ghoul would produce a Randy now

if a shaggy were to mate with a Randy

for a Maddy the results would be amok

amok frankly that's just a polite name

for a mongrel

you know it's it's quite simple really

all you have to do is remember the basic

rules of monster them vampires up will

woes hunt ghouls tear shad ease lick

Maddie's Jean mocks blow but shadmocks

only whistle that monks if for mock

worse mate with any of the other hybrids

their offsprings would be called shad ma

and they only whistle well they don't do

it very often

some do terrifying or but you should see

the results of her shadmocks whistling

chatbox are the lowest in the monster

higher yet they have this power what

happened on a shed luck whistles I heard

of a man once who saw the results of a

shadmocks with that's all he saw and yet

yeah

he's been like that for the past six

months if we only knew what was going on

behind those staring eyes we might be

able to help him he was found under

extraordinary and inexplicable

circumstances

anything nothing have used to us maybe

we ought to profit jobs and be slaves

all our lives know what we need to the

big one one big break someone we can

take to all these work good enough money

we might even get married

oh you're selling antiquary requires

secretary to help catalog collection and

preparing you for some of those old food

about stuff that's worth thousands go

melt it down untraceable not very likely

these are free enough money

hmm

a brick house

mr. Raven I'm Angela Angela Jones I

wrote to you about your advertisement

yes of course please do come in my study

is this way they all have to be

catalogued before we begin there's

something I must tell you some people

find me difficult and impossible to work

for why did you beat up your secret

tryst no I I pride myself on being a

very easy task master it's just

I can't do it how did he turn you down

he wanted me all right and the house is

full of good stuff

but the way he looked there's something

terrifying about him full of good stuff

I'm not going back

how do you get someone to clean this

place I can't but I can't ask people to

come here you have no idea how hard it

was for me to to advertise for you I

must never go near people I can never go

outside these grounds

don't you ever lonely only you knew the

academic my loneliness some of my

relation visit me from time to time but

they're different why can't you go what

is all the noise the traffic I might

I didn't mean to frighten they're my

only friends soon though I'll learn to

get to know you soon they'll accept you

as a friend

Wow

I must get to work

I've always been fascinated by the

things of the dead it's probably

something to do with my ancestry and

then the living have always

I used to wear a mask once it was no use

it just made people curious they had to

see what was underneath then it's much

better to get over the shock right at

the beginning then they might even grow

accustomed

should always have flowers masses of

flowers

you'll always be surrounded with flowers

the birds will expect their big sister

yes yes you're right I mustn't neglect

my other friends

you've no idea what meeting you has been

what are you playing what's going on

let's forget it check the whole thing in

you're afraid of him

you said yourself he was a weekly what

can he do I don't know at least get hold

of something so i can see what sort of

stuff he's got get it valued do like it

you're in love with him or something no

he terrifies me

now

this sort of stuffs almost impossible

defense it's too specialized and we need

a talented for the meltdown Valley to be

worth anything at all so we give up yeah

we've invested too much to chuck it in

now Biffy snow you you almost certainly

pays for that stuff in cash you must

have a safe some way to keep it handy

probably keep some of the small really

valuable articles in there too

does he come out of his room yet I

haven't seen him for days

good then you have plenty of opportunity

to look for the safe

Angela look it used to belong to

princess Sahara she was said to be the

most beautiful woman of her day that was

some three thousand years ago say oh you

must hide your coloring matches your

eyes your skin

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