The Monster Club Page #2

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you should keep all those things in the

bank

I don't like thanks you have to see

people know my things are much better

here with me Angela will you marry me I

realized my appearance and everything

but you could still love me

we've got it all planned do it don't

worry everything will be just remember

the plan play along with him get him to

give you the ring as an engagement

present and then remember the

combination when he opens the safe you

may be so very very happy of course you

may have the ring it's only fitting it

should adorn a living hand after so many

centuries such a beautiful hand I I have

something of a confession I must make to

you I am a sad walk that suppose you

know what that is if I ever whistle well

I must never whistle no matter what

happens

you must beat some of my relations they

could explain the situation to you much

better than I ever can party an

engagement party it can be in fancy

dress everyone can wear masks my

relations are a bit much to take all at

once that way you can have a chance to

get used to them gradually I like

dressing up on spite of my relations in

spite of everything you could still love

me

it is a crime to hide such beauty but

here we must all be mastered

I love may I present my great-uncle

Uriah great uncle may I present my

bride-to-be this angelajones

the money in the other things that don't

matter to me

take them do what you want with them

give them to him so ever you please

you could still love me oh no no don't

touch me that's all I ever wanted from

you you must even say that I could never

love you

but did you get it

you still love me

there is nothing sadder than the

agonized grief of it and the hottest

bump they're playing my song

hey fix me a drink and making a Bloody

Mary don't forget to spike in my

favorite record you're so vain you come

from Pennsylvania I'm from Transylvania

see

down

jazz

yeah

just

the club secretary

oh then turn producer for like they all

it's a great honor for me to be invited

here tonight to show you an excerpt from

my latest film it is I assure you the

picture very close to my heart for his

based on my own childhood but in a

modern setting

lower-budget I was born and brought up

here in London I can't say I am ever

felt the urge to follow in my father's

profession you see he was a night worker

who spent the daylight hours asleep he

needed peace and quiet but as a

naturally shy child

I too was glad we lived in a secluded

house and avoided our neighbours but

even the Shia Sutra must go to school my

mother may the earth lay lightly on her

bones was always determined

I should look my best

now remember Oh God never speak to

strangers

now Manfred you must hurry or you'll

miss the 5:
30 what's the circus Oh quite

right my dear your business is so messy

I shouldn't like to think of you being

taken for a butcher oh I've worked

during tonight I must get my sleep

are you of it oh no my son I am NOT of

it but I suppose I do have something to

do with the food trade i lightens the

burden and also we have too much and

receive certain nutritional benefits in

return a hip and we suck em in the

fielding feed without greed set has

always been asleep the rush hour trains

and say after theatre cards provide a

rich harvest for someone who knows his

business

mr. Robers becomes a lookout was a

guinea to be squat

be fair of men carrying diodon hystrix

I do not think there there's any need to

reveal the problems of your profession a

gentleman does not mix his business and

her life sufficient for Linton to know

that he has an unusual father who loves

his family love him

boom

we've got to swim the thing will see you

crying

now you mustn't worry about those horrid

children teasing you you see you must

remember that you are better than they

are back in the old country

where we came from your father was a

nobleman

he's a count which means of course that

I am a countess well then you must be a

bike

I don't I'm better than all of you I'm a

five-count

what did you say I said I'm a Viking my

lord

your grace you think we'd children

what's going on here

oh come on I'll I'll walk home with you

and see that they don't harm you

merciful heavens why not my mother told

me never to speak to strangers but I'm

not a stranger

I'm a clergyman would you like a caramel

no thank you

I can't let anyone come to my home why

not I don't know there must be a reason

I think my father escaped from somewhere

in the middle of Europe perhaps he's

hiding why were those limbs of Satan so

angry with you I said I was of I can't

mmm is your father a nobleman I hardly

seen my father he sleeps all day and

goes out at night where does he sleep

downstairs I've never been there why

don't you go down there one day he might

wake up early and play with you waited

her mother goes out then she needn't

know

I'm just going to the shops now you

remember it's not to let anyone in while

I'm away

Armand

we are the B Squad sunny the blini

Special Branch concerned with blood

crimes we have sworn to eradicate the

curse of vampirism from this land sir

he's getting dark the boy said his

father slept downstairs look for a

cellar your father has been the most

difficult case of my career I've hunted

him for months he's been clever very

clever but now I've got him down he

should witness the end

I'll get an ambulance

you'll need more than an ambulance my

husband didn't just take a tricular

refreshment he bit deep do you know what

that means

you are one of his kind now you will

have to be staked fire own men she's

right sir the virus is in you come

moonlight you'll be on the rampage we'll

have to do our duty sir

you are talking to Pickering a

departmental agent head of the blini why

I've staked over 2,000 facts you can't

mean you wouldn't want us chasing you

through the underground sir wouldn't be

respectful sir no if you could just see

your way to layin out nice and flat like

well Envy I'll do instill your ticker in

a jiffy where would you be most

comfortable

Watson stretcher

well thank you for a very pleasant

evening I really must go the other

segment is about to connect

beautiful

yes that girl there's the Buffett

chocolate

georgina monsters you know that's a Hume

a cross between a ghoul and the human

being as well as mating with each other

monsters not to make human being results

in nearly always disastrous do it what

do they do they pursue like that Hume

goes evil Harold though apart from an

unfortunate appetite for carrion which

they get from the side of I believe to

hear it over their relations one of them

told me an intriguing story once it

started with you

again it's a wrap last night I want you

to print three eleven and thirteen I

suppose I'll have to sort the whole mess

out in the cutting room as usual ah Sam

can you have a look at these pictures of

the new locations that we've where you

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