The Monster Club Page #3

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looked here here and here

well what's wrong with this area it

looks far more remote far more promising

I want a strange eerie lonely half

deserted village in which to make an

atmospheric horror film you really

expect to find such a place surrounded

by a motorway a power station and a

group of five-star hotels I'll go out

this weekend and I'll find the place

myself

know anyone here

I'd like to use your telephone no

telephone here but perhaps you could

help me you see I'd like to use this

village for a film a film for the cinema

but whose permission do I need who runs

things around here around the elders how

do I contact him he'll be here soon

don't worry about it see I'll have my

production office or oh man I'll talk to

my argument when I get back to London

tonight you not get cannot do far not

safe for not you stay here

did it be there vermin

I lightly then serving real monsters

they are that may be safe

it's someone directly to the nearest

garage ah

well surely you can suggest something

soon be dark thanks - dog stay here

Dadda say you eat this

rabbits too

I cook what's your name

you mean our Michael

that is keeper of him

do all people on the outside wear

clothes like yours outside we're only a

couple of miles on the main highway an

hour and my car would take it to a big

city these only clothes we have clothing

boxes

boxes

all come from offices

taking work with hands to make that four

boxes or were you people get these boxes

in ground on gathering night all come

from boxes clothes would food or from

boxes no more boxes left now all come

I not like others I hyungo my mother

from outside when I born

she'd be put into box then dug up for

great eating Dada says she caught in

mist like you and motorcar you know are

they gonna do with me

tell me beat me tell me you're not gonna

let it go until you do we must get our

feet

I know I've gotta get out of here

why dad they're not going in there

fold down of going there can you light

them

why younggu can going I come when I can

help you

Almighty God hear the prayer of your

miserable servant and granted the power

to set down the unthinkable evil I have

witnessed we should have destroyed the

first one crushed it underfoot burnt his

foul carcass and tossed the ashes to the

wind as it squatted behind a tombstone

and did jib upon us but I may I be

forgiven did implore mercy for the

creature I took it into my house washed

away the filth filth the like of which I

had never before in my life behold I

clad it in clean raiment and laid it on

a soft bed where did I send merciful God

for should we not succor the afflicted

give good for evil then one night when

the moon was full I saw it cursed be the

eyes that seen the ears that hear

feeding in the churchyard mud on the

hands sitting on a pile of Earth

boy we chased it away but for the one we

drove away 12 did return and they danced

around the village bands to mark the

place

even as I write I can hear them

not to beat me because I help you

why not go back if you go you'll not be

left here it's nonsense

when I ask you I want you to go with me

and live the life a pretty girl you take

me outside wear clothes like yours

really take me outside right all

underground underground

do you know about the underground

hardest say there is much good eating

underground

don't kill if hit head they call many

animals that way

our next nothing more they wait for

elders to come for great eating does not

like us have much wisdom

you escape when elders are you what were

they this night

than when they run and stay beside me

and stop them

list eldest man look

I:

broke that wouldn't that hit rabbit

rabbit died someone that broke I die

soon

see outside pretty close

I'll go and get some help it'd be

alright

there's a village it's a village up

there a villager

we'll have the fuel take me to the free

station

where are you going this is the way to

them

stop don't worry sir

we saw the supply wagon we'll take care

of it

supply way it's just behind that car

you see we always give the elders a

police escort when they return to love

the lives of monsters well it would make

a good story wouldn't it it's so moral

no nudity no sex a little violence

perhaps but now really I must go home

no I've taken a liking to you

but you promised no no no I'm going to

put you up for membership but I'm not a

monster that's it you're the greatest

monster of them all

Oh mr. club secretary I want to propose

my friend here as a member of this

August assembly yes but can we truly

call this a monster club if we do not

boast amongst our membership a single

member of the human race son sir what

can he do in the past 60 years Hulme's

have exterminated over a hundred and

fifty million of their own kind no

effort has been spared to reach this

astronomical figure and the methods that

they have used must demand our unstinted

admiration

you know Humes began with certain very

serious disadvantages but these they

overcame with wonderful ingenuity not

having a Fang or a claw or even the

whistle worth talking about they

invented guns and tanks and bombs and

aeroplanes and extermination camps and

poison gas and daggers and swords and

bayonets and booby traps and atomic

bombs and flying missiles submarines

warships aircraft carriers and motorcars

they have even perfected a process

whereby they can spread a lethal disease

on any part of this planet not to say

anything about nuclear power oh oh

during their short history you know

humans have subjected other

Toomes to death by burning hanging

decapitation strangulation

electrocution shooting drowning crushing

racking disembowelling and other methods

far far too revolting for the delicate

stomachs of this August descent

I never realized he was so talented we

don't like to boast I celebrate the

installation of a new member may we hear

our song

I was

through the mirror there's a stake

through your heart

see

another sinister night another vampire

girl give me on the face

down at the monster club

you

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