The Motorcycle Diaries Page #3

And go on foot through the whole continent, you genius

Yes, we would see more and meet more people...|you would lose weight

You sissy, but if with a couple of dollars from|Chichina this gets fixed immediately

And again with the same thing. Forget about that money

Ok, perfect. If you get that mad then go all the way to Venezuela|walking and leave me here alone with the boss's money

Know what? I would get there in half the time and stop|meddling with other people business

F*** you bastard!

"Uy, Ernestito, bring me the little Yankee pants|from Miami"

Can't you see that you will never see them on or off?|You wanker!

Fuser..

You know what your problem is?

Your f***ing honesty.

You should tell a lie from now and then to help us.

- Hold it for a second

- Hey, hey, what are you doing?|- Come, Come

Thank you

- What? Do you have "mate"? Thank you.|- It has sugar

- Excuse me, what's your name?|- Teresa|- Teresa, Ernesto, nice to meet you

- It would be nice as a souvenir, eh?|- A souvenir? I'll take back to Argentina

-You are traveling?|- Yes we are traveling, we are the owners of that old bike|- A the big one over there

- What are these?|- This is "malton"

- And This?|- These are oysters

Maybe next time ,ok? next time...

Austral Newspaper, 3 pesos,|Austral Newspaper, only 3 pesos

Get informed about Chile and the world,|for only 3 pesos

Yesterday evening, Temuco was honored by the arrival|of 2 of the most renowned leprosy specialists of Latin America

- Dr. Alberto Granados from Crdoba|- What do you mean "Granados"|- That's what it says

Dr. Alberto Granados from Crdoba and|Dr. Ernesto Guevara de la Serna from Buenos Aires

They have embarked on an epic trip from their|homeland to the north point of Venezuela

The charismatic adventurer scientists, experts in their field,|have treated three thousand patients in all the continent.

They hope to complete their trip in a record time of|five months, just in time to celebrate the 30th birthday|of the youthful Dr. Granados

- It says youthful, eh?|- Yes, and so i get informed too.

Do you think it will work?

Hello, good evening

My friend and i have some problems with our bike|The direction is broken, the brakes are practically gone|and the shift box as always...

And my backside is killing me...

Let's see. I can fix the direction, the brakes and the shift box.

But i can't do anything about your backside.

We don't have any money

What? You don't have any money?

When we get to Valparaiso we will receive some money,|when we have it we will send it to you...

You know, i wouldn't want to be rude, but if you|don't have any money,|you have nothing to do here, so please...

Excuse me the interruption, but if you help us right now you will|contribute to the bilateral relationships between our countries

If i understand correctly, you want me to fix it for free

I think we are not making ourselves clear

besides we can't expect everybody to know|who's who in the Latin-American medicine field

- Please doctor, come on in|- Yes, precisely today there was an article|published on the paper...

- Let me see...allow me|- Yes of course

- Look Piedad, Tulio look...

- Well the picture is not very good|- Yes we are not favorably depicted

Look, is them...

Gentlemen, for me it will be a great honor to fix your bike,|once i finish this card game with my wife

Of course, there's no problem

That's the main priority.

Do you know that tonight there's a dance|and God willing, all the ladies of the town will be there

Oh, what a shame.

- Could you give me the paper back?|- Thanks a lot, you are very kind

- I'll bring the bike over|- Please bring it over, we will fix it

Could i have this dance?

Cheers!

You know, i was just thinking about you

And why is that?

You made quite an impression when i met you

Thanks

- Would you like to dance?|- No

I don't dance

My husband fell asleep, he's drunk.|I don't have a dance partner

Well, if you teach me, yes?

Hey, you finally remembered that you are a man?

You had forgotten?

It's been a long time since i danced,|but is coming back to me, is coming back...

I can't dance here

Would you like to keep dancing?

Wouldn't you prefer to go out

I would love to, yes

Let's go

- What's going on?|- No, we better stay

Let me go!

The Argentinean is leaving with your wife

Let me go!

Sorry, sorry...Im sorry

Argentinean mother f***er!!

Aren't you tired?

No

- Don't you want to switch?|- No

Are you sure?

Cows! cows!

I can't Stop, I can't stop!

The brakes don't work

F***ing mechanic

- Are you ok?|- Perfect, what do you want me to tell you Fuser?

Shitty mechanic

Is he your father?

Yes

Hey, that cow is going blind

...for the sh*t it's going to see

Los Angeles, Chile|February 26th, 1952|Km 2940

We are 25 days behind

Wait wait wait wait

Hello

There's a rumor that the Chilean women are the most|daring in all the continent

Well, the rumors have no scientific support Dr. Granado.|We have to make a field test

You didn't like them, really?

Here they come

Hello girls

- Excuse us, the place is packed...

- Can we sit with you?|- Yes, of course|- Thanks

- How are you?...Ernesto|- He is Alberto

- Miss?|- Jazmn

Daniela

- Nice to meet you|- Nice to meet you

- So are you Argentineans?|- How did you know?

I don't know...the accent,|because you say "Che", i don't know

- Had you noticed that Che? i hadn't|- No me neither

- Do you know what day is today?|- February 26th

February 26th...we are going to seem like liars,|but it has been a year...

A year? A year since when?

- A year since we started this trip|- That's nice

- Damn, one year and we don't have one cent to celebrate|- Wouldn't you like us to invite you a bottle of wine?

- Wine?|- Yes...

Lucho, bring a bottle of wine to our Argentinean visitors that|have made such an effort

But ladies, please don't takes this the wrong way,|but i can't drink wine

- But why, why can't you drink a little wine to celebrate?|- Exactly...

- Well there is an old tradition in Argentina that...|- Please c'mon, don't...|- What?

- I think they deserve and explanation|- Is adequate, yes

Thanks Lucho...Well, there is a long costume in Argentina|that doesn't allow us to drink with empty stomachs

And since we don't have any money at the moment, we can't|buy food and we must reject your generous offer

Please, don't be like that...wait.|Lucho, could you bring us some empanadas

- Do you like Chilean empanadas?|- I have never tried them

- four, eight?|- They are really hungry. Twelve.

I've always liked that number

- I would really like to stay here|- Too bad we don't have a place to stay,|but we can sleep at the plaza

Hey, but my father loves Argentineans.|I think he can help you

He is the chief of the fire department,|so he knows a lot of people

Wait, are you sisters?

Yes, of course, you hadn't noticed? Look...

They hadn't noticed.

- The mechanic doesn't come back until tomorrow,|but the bike can stay here

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