The Mudge Boy Page #2

PERRY SMELLS:

LIKE COWSHIT. YOU DO SMELL

LIKE:

COWSHIT, MAN.

PFF...

0W!

Ass:

CAN WE:

GO GET IT? BRENT!

LET ME OUT. I'M GOING HOME.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, PERRY?

YOUR VAGINA SORE?

SERIOUSLY, LET ME OUT OF

THE F***ING CAR. I'M LEAVING.

ALL RIGHT.

TAKE IT EASY.

I WANT TO GO GET IT.

[TRAVIS]:
HEY, SCOTTY, IS

THERE ANY MORE BEER UP THERE?

WHOO!

THAT'S WHY THEY MAKE FUN

OF YOU, YOU KNOW?

THAT AND THE CHICKEN.

I WANT TO GO FIND IT.

FORGET IT.

IT'S GONE.

HOW COME YOU HAVE TO AC LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE?

I DON'T KNOW.

MY MOM DIED.

YEAH, I KNOW.

[URINATING]

IT'S BIG, HUH?

YEAH.

A LOT OF GIRLS:

WON'T LET ME F*** THEM

WHEN THEY FIRS SEE THE SIZE OF IT.

YOU HAVE TO GET THEM WE SO YOU DON'T HURT THEM.

YEAH.

YEAH...

YOU EVER F***

A GIRL, DUNCAN?

NO.

I DID IT WITH THIS GIRL ONCE.

SHE WOULDN'T LET ME

PUT IT IN HER.

SO I JUST KEP RUBBING DOWN THERE,

PLAYING WITH HER NIPPLES.

SHE HAD THESE:

BIG NIPPLES, MAN.

STUCK OUT LIKE THAT.

HA, HA, BIG, HARD ONES.

BIG COW NIPPLES.

I'D RUB ONE BETWEEN MY FINGERS

AND WHISPER "LET ME F*** YOU."

NO, I CANT.

SO, I'D PINCH THEM REAL HARD

WHEN SHE SAID THAT.

HARD, SO SHE'D MOAN.

JUST TO PUNISH HER A LITTLE.

BUT YOU COULD TELL

SHE WAS LOVING IT,

'CAUSE HER P*SSY

WAS SOPPING WET.

HA, AND I JUST KEP LICKING ON THOSE NIPPLES,

FLICKING MY TONGUE

ON THEM, PULLING THEM.

JUST TEASING THE HELL

OUT OF HER.

SHE STARTED GRABBING

ON THAT BIG DICK.

I WAS SLIDING TWO FINGERS

IN AND OUT OF HER.

"LET ME F*** YOU."

BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY NOTHING.

JUST KEPT MOANING

AND MOVING HER ASS.

SO I SLIDE IN ANOTHER FINGER.

[ PANTING 1

F*** ME, F*** ME.

SHE SAID IT THAT TIME.

"F*** ME, PERRY."

I LIKE TO LOOK THEM

RIGHT IN THE EYES

THE FIRST TIME:

THEY FEEL THAT DICK

GOING UP IN THERE.

PRETTY SOON, I COULD

FEEL HER UNDERNEATH ME,

SLIDING HER ASS DOWN

ON THAT BIG DICK.

IT'S FUNNY...FIRST,

THEY DON'T LET YOU F*** THEM,

THEN THEY'RE F***ING

THEMSELVES ON YOUR OWN COCK.

YEAH.

PEOPLE DO WEIRD STUFF SOMETIMES.

[sun FIRING]

F***!

PERRY!

MY DAD.

I BETTER GO BEFORE

HE COMES OUT.

PERRY!

BYE, PERRY.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

I WAS OUT RIDING AROUND

WITH MY FRIENDS.

[YAWNING]

I'VE BEEN THINKING

THAT I WANT YOU:

TO HELP ME OU MORE AROUND HERE.

THERE'S NO REASON TO PAY JUSTER

WHEN I GOT A GOOD,

STRONG BOY LIKE YOU.

HOW YOU FEELING?

HAD SUPPER?

I'M FINE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE GOT TO BALE

THE REST OF THA FIRST CUT TOMORROW.

YES, SIR.

UH...

I THINK YOUR MOTHER

WOULD WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.

THANK YOU.

NO MORE, ALL RIGHT.

WE GOT TO GET UP AT 5:00.

DAD...

YOU'RE NOT THROWING

IT OUT, ARE YOU?

I'M JUST PUTTING

SOME THINGS IN STORAGE.

WE GOT TO GE AN EARLY START TOMORROW.

WE GOT TO GET ALL THIS

IN THE BARN BEFORE IT RAINS.

HEY.

NO, THANK YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU GO GET CLEANED UP?

YOU CAN GO SEE THOSE

FRIENDS OF YOURS.

WHAT ABOUT DINNER?

I'LL FIX MY OWN.

HEY , PERRY .

WHAT'S UP?

THEY'RE CUTE, AREN'T THEY?

WANT SOME HELP?

I GOT IT.

WHY AREN'T YOU

HELPING YOUR DAD?

WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR LIP?

NOTHING.

[PERRY]:
IT'S

F***ED-UP, YOU KNOW?

YOU HAVE THIS IDEA

THAT YOUR LIFE:

WILL AUTOMATICALLY

BE DIFFERENT WHEN YOU GROW UP.

THEN YOU START GETTING OLDER

AND YOU REALIZE IT'S ALL

GOING TO BE THE SAME SH*T.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

SORT OF.

IT'S A F***ING JOKE.

YEAH...l KNOW

WHAT YOU MEAN.

HA...

THAT CHICKEN KNOW ANY TRICKS?

NO.

YOU SHOULD TEACH HER SOME.

LIKE WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

ROLL OVER, SIT --

IT'S YOUR CHICKEN.

GIVE ME YOUR BIKE.

TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.

AREN'T YOU GOING IN?

I'M WAITING TILL

I'M MORE SWEATY.

I'M GOING IN.

THAT'S FAR.

IS IT DEEP?

DEEP ENOUGH.

HEY, AHH!

ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU ALMOS KILLED ME!

YOU'RE OK. YOU

CAN SWIM, RIGHT?

YEAH.

DUNCAN!

[PERRY]:
HA, HA...OH,

IT'S F***ING COLD!

[LAUGHING]

IT'S FREEZING.

THAT WAS:

KIND OF FUN.

THAT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT?

WHOO!

IT'S NEAT.

YEAH, IT'S MY HIDEOUT.

REALLY?

WOW.

NOBODY BUT ME.

DID YOU EVER BRING

A GIRL UP HERE?

F***, NO.

[ BRENT ]:

DUNCAN.

DUNCAN...!

[ SCOTTY ]:
HE'S GOT TO

BE HERE. HIS BIKE IS HERE.

[ TRAVIS 1:

DUNCAN BUDDY, HA.

WHERE ARE YOU?

[BRENT]:
DUNCAN? COME OUT,

COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE.

[ SCOTTY 1:

FUDGE BOY! [TRAVIS]: DUDE, DUDE,

PUT IT ON:

THE TRACKS. NO, NO, WAIT.

I GOT A:

BETTER IDEA. THROW IT IN.

MY BIKE!

I'LL GET IT.

[ SCOTTY 1:
HA-HA...

OOPS, SORRY, MAN.

[BRENT]:
DINKY, WHERE ARE YOU?

[TRAVIS]:
HE'S

GOT "TO BE BELOW.

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]

OH, SH*T!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO

WATCH FOR TRAINS. F***, I DIDN' HEAR IT.

RUN,

YOU STUPID FUCKS!

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]

IT'S LIKE A ROCK, HUH?

YEAH.

I BETTER GET YOUR BIKE.

ME AND MY MOM MADE

A LITTLE CEMETERY

FOR THEM WHEN THEY GET OLD.

SHE WON'T LET MY DAD EAT THEM.

SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN IT.

AND HE LISTENS:

TO HER?

HE USED TO.

[CLUCKING 1

YOU GUYS GAVE THEM

A LOT OF NAMES.

YEAH.

I NEVER KNEW ANYONE

THAT DIED BEFORE.

ARE YOUR GRANDPARENTS

STILL ALIVE?

MY MOM'S ARE.

I NEVER ME MY DAD'S.

THEY'RE

PROBABLY DEAD.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT,

IF YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON,

WHEN YOU DIED, YOU'D JUS GO STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN.

LIKE A REWARD OR SOMETHING.

BUT THEN THEY JUS PUT YOU IN THE GROUND,

AND BUGS AND WORMS EAT YOU.

THERE'S DEFINITELY

A HEAVEN.

THERE HAS TO BE.

WERE THEY IN LOVE?

WHO?

YOUR PARENTS.

GUESS SO.

WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?

YEAH.

NEVER MIND.

TELL ME.

I'M NOT GOING TO TELL ANYBODY.

YOU CAN CALM A CHICKEN BY

PUTTING ITS HEAD IN YOUR MOUTH.

MY MOM SHOWED ME.

[CLUCKING 1

YOUR MOM WAS A WEIRDO, TOO, HUH?

NO.

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

YOU THINK I'M WEIRD?

YEAH.

A LITTLE. DON'T YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

WANT TO TRY IT?

SEE, THAT'S WHA I'M TALKING ABOUT, DUNCAN.

THAT'S WEIRD.

[ HAMMERING 1

DUNCAN!

COMING.

IS THAT IT?

THAT'S IT.

TODAY WAS KIND OF FUN.

HEY, MR. MUDGE. HEY, DUNCAN.

HEY, DUNCAN,

YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING?

WE'RE JUST CRUISING AROUND.

COME WITH US, DUNCAN.

WHERE'S PERRY?

WE'RE GOING TO

PICK HIM UP.

CAN I?

YEAH. GO AHEAD.

LET ME:

GET READY.

HOW YOU BEEN, MR. MUDGE?

JUST FINE.

GOOD.

GOOD TO HEAR.

DUNCAN!

BYE, DAD.

OK.

HEY, YOU GO MONEY, RIGHT?

HOLD ON A MINUTE.

BUY SOMETHING FOR

YOUR FRIENDS THERE.

WOW, THANK YOU.

SCOTTY, GE THE F*** OUT.

PLEASE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

HOP IN, BUDDY. HEY, DUNCAN,

WHERE'S YOUR CHICKEN.

I DON'T KNOW.

BUMMER.

SHE'S PROBABLY AROUND SOMEWHERE.

BYE, DAD.

CAREFUL, NOW.

[6]

6 COME ON, GET UP 6

6 HEY, HEY 6

6 COME ON, GET UP 6

6 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY 6

6 COME ON, GET UP 6

6 HEY, HEY 6

TAKE A PULL, DUNCAN.

DRINK, DRINK, DRINK,

DRINK, DRINK...

DRINK, DRINK,

DRINK, DRINK, DRINK...

[CHEERING AND HOWLING]

PUMPKIN!

[LAUGHING]

DANDELION WINE.

HOW YOU FEEL,

BUDDY?

HOW YOU FEELING?

HOW YOU FEELING?

TINGLY.

[LAUGHING]

TINGLY, HUH?

HEY, DUNCAN.

DO HER:

AGAIN, MAN. YEAH, DO IT.

COME ON.

NAW, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.

COME ON, DO IT.

DO IT...DO IT.

[LAUGHING]

COME ON,

MAN, DO IT.

TOOK AN AWFUL SPILL

OFF MY BIKE TODAY.

I NEED YOU TO FIX THOSE TIRES,

EDGAR. THEY'RE AWFUL WOBBLY.

HEY. HELLO.

WHO IS THAT GUY?

LEAVE HIM ALONE.

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