The Naughty Nineties
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- 1945
- 76 min
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Get yourself set
for a red letter day
The showboat's
comin'to town
It isn't here yet
but it's headin'our way
The showboat's
comin'to town
It's rollin'down the river
Rollin'down the river
Rollin'down the river road
Banjos are a-strumming 'cause
the showboat is comin'
Rollin'down the river road
Hello, Captain Sam.
Welcome to Ironville.
Howdy, Henry.
That little Susie?
Had to carry her on board
last time we played Ironville.
Wait till you see
my little gal.
And now I want you to meet
a new member of our company.
The greatest actor on the river and
our new leading man for the season,
Mr. Dexter Broadhurst!
Sebastian.!
I rolled over.
Well, here's the packet office.
Be on the next boat out of town.
Thank you for your generous
hospitality, Sheriff.
Just miss that river packet, and I'll
give you a taste of my hospitality...
in the cooler.
Our leading lady, Miss CarolineJackson,
will now sing "On a Sunday Afternoon. "
On a Sunday afternoon
Take a trip up the Hudson
or down the Bay
Take a trolley to Coney
or Rockaway
On a Sunday afternoon
You can see
the lovers spoon
They work hard on Monday
but one day that's fun day
Is Sunday after...
Stop that singing!
Get off this street. Go back
to the river where you belong.
You're ruinin'my business. Hey, you
can't talk to Miss Caroline like that.
Who says I can't?
I don't want any trouble
from you, shorty!
Yes, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
Now, don't bother the young lady
while she's singing.
Now listen,
this is none of your...
It's none of my business.
You tell him.
Now, Miss,
will you please continue?
On a Sunday afternoon
You can see the lovers spoon
They work hard on Monday
but one day that's fun day
Is Sunday afternoon
Save it! That's only a sample of
what you're going to see tonight.
Captain Sam always gives you the cleanest,
finest entertainment on the river.
Bring the children.
Curtain goes up at 8:00.
We can kill time on the
showboat until the packet leaves.
Yes, we don't want
to miss that packet.
I've kept us two jumps
ahead of the sheriff so far.
Barely one jump
ahead this time.
Probably a tank town show. Better
than waiting here. Yeah, that's right.
Nell!
Bill!
Oh, Nell, I have
some good news for you, Nell.
Mr. Singleton
is going to buy my invention.
Hark.! 'Tis the train
rounding the bend.
Oh, sweetheart,
after I've sold this invention,
you will have silks and satins,
you'll have riches,
you'll have servants
and a home fit for a king.
Oh, Bill, I only want you.
'Tis the hoofbeats of my trusty
steed, bringing Mr. Singleton to me.
Bill, I'll leave you two men
to talk of business.
I must rush and tell Mother
the good news.
But I shall return.
Bye-bye, dear.
Ah, me lad, I've come
to invite you to the city...
where I can introduce to you
the delights of civilization.
No, Mr. Singleton.
No, no, no.
and I belong here...
with my friends, in my mill.
Ah, this is my life.
This, uh... This, uh...
Will you get out of here? There's
a play going on. Get out! Out!
Uh, Mr. Singleton...
Will you get out?
Out. Yes.
Mr. Singleton, I... I...
Uh, Mr. Singleton...
I...
Whoo!
As I said before,
no, no, Mr. Singleton.
I belong here with my friends.
What have you got to make
What have I got?
Why, here she comes now,
tripping over the threshold
like a little ray of sunshine.
Nell, I want you to meet
Mr. Singleton.
He's taking my invention
to New York with him.
As I said before...
Quiet!
Quiet. Uh, quiet.
Uh, Mr. Singleton...
Will you shut up? Will you
please shut up, Mr. Singleton?
Will you keep quiet?
Mr. Singleton, I said...
Come in.
Mr. Singleton...
I'll shoot you. I'll shoot
you, Mr. Singleton, so help...
Will you please
get out of here?
Mr. Singleton...
Psst. Psst.
Mr. Singleton...
Yes, yes, yes. I know!
The baby. The baby.
Go ahead. Go ahead!
Mr. Singleton... Ladies, will
you please keep your babies quiet?
Shhh. Shhh. Shhh.
Have a drink of milk, kid.
Oh, not out of the bottle.
Not out of the bottle?
Uh, Nell, I want you
to meet Mr. Singleton.
Shhh. He's taking my invention
to New York. Mr. Singleton...
- Mr. Singleton...
- Hat pin.
Mr. Singleton...
Mr. Singleton...
Here, here.
Look at the tears
Don't cry,
because I get sad.
Ladies, you'll have to keep
those babies quiet.
Imagine what we could do
with a showboat like this.
It would be a gold mine. The yokels
would come on board to see the show.
And we could give them
five-card stud in the afterpiece.
Don't forget the dice game.
Don't forget the sheriff.
If the sheriff comes, we sail the whole
kit and caboodle into the next county.
Hold it. Here comes the
temporary owner of the showboat.
Pardon me, folks. I couldn't help
seeing you gettin' up and leaving.
I guess you're strangers. Hate
to think you didn't like the show.
Oh, but we loved the show.
We're leaving because we have to
catch the packet for St. Louis.
Oh, that old packet
won't leave for an hour.
Come on back with me.
You've time to see the olio.
Well, Crawford, get yourself
measured for sea togs now.
You ever get to St.
Louis, Captain? Oh, sure.
We're closing the River Queen end of this
week and coming to St. Louis for supplies.
Expect to be in the big city
a week or so.
I may remain in St. Louis
for some time.
I'd consider it an honor
if you'd call on me.
Why, Miss Farrel,
I'd be delighted.
Would you? Well, I'm giving a
party at the Gilded Cage Cafe.
Would it be too forward of me
to invite you?
Just say the night, ma'am.
What night will you arrive?
Monday night. Monday! What a coincidence!
My party was all set
for next Monday.
Oh, aren't we lucky? Captain Jackson
will arrive in St. Louis next Monday...
just in time for our party
at the Gilded Cage Cafe.
Fine. We'll try to make it
interesting for him.
Yes, like going over
Niagara Falls in a barrel.
Good night, Captain Jackson.
Good night, ma'am.
Until next Monday, then?
Until next Monday.
See you at the Gilded Cage.
The Gilded Cage.
I'd leave
my 'appy 'ome for you
You're the nicest man
I ever knew
If you take me andjust
break me in the business too
Ooh, I'd leave my 'appy 'ome
for you, you, you, you
I'd leave my 'appy 'ome
for you, oo-ooh
this on the River Queen.
Huh. Well, here we are.
Now, listen.
borrowed off of Captain Sam.
Hold that. Now we're going
in here, put on the dog.
You know, do as I do.
Come, m'lad.
That's a boy.
It's quite all right.
I'll be right back. Uh-uh-uh-uh.
You didn't say excuse me.
I beg your pardon.
That's just as good.
Bah!
Come, let us check
our wraps.
Here, here, here.
Oh, you kid.
You tell 'em, upholstery.
You've got the stuff.
You tell 'em, ammonia.
You've got the spirit.
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