The New Monsters Page #6

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Sister, we're here! Mother is staying!

When will you come to see me?

- Always

- Every day?

I can't every day, isn't that so sister?

Yes, only on Sunday

- Oh, tomorrow is Sunday!

- Yes

Tomorrow is almost today. What do you say? You

won't have gotten used to the place by then

Next Sunday you'll have much more to tell me

This is mother's suitcase

Three months in advance like we

agreed on. There's also a bonus

- Goodbye mother

- Goodbye

Goodbye mother dear. How I'll miss you

- Goodbye

- I'd stay with you

but I have to go back

- Goodbye

- Goodbye dear

- Tell Patrizia I said hello!

- Of course! Goodbye

- The chidlren too

- The children too. Everyone

- I'll call you

- Yes, whenever you want

Just let Mrs. Liberata know, right sister?

- Yes

- Yes

Goodbye Franco

What do you mean goodbye

mother? What do you mean goodbye?

Treat her like a queen!

NO WORDS:

- You getting on?

- No

Would you carry my baggage?

I'm headed to the pool

- Hello captain

- Hello

I love you...

So much, I love you...

In the air, I love you...

If you look at me like that it

means enough, let's end it...

I love you...

I am, I love you,

deep down I am a man...

who has no cold in his heart,

in bed I rule,

but I tremble before your breast

I hate you and I love you

It's a butterfly that dies beating its wings

The love that is made in a bed,

take my other measure

Today I return to your home

First of May, I'll need courage

I love you and I ask your forgiveness

Remember who I am...

Open the door to a toilet paper warrior...

and give me your light wine

What did you do while I was gone?

And the linen sheets,

give me the sleep of a child

What are you doing? Dream

Frolic and spin and work a little

I want to hug a woman who irons...

while singing and who

doesn't take me seriously...

before making love

Dress up the rage of peace,

covering it with light

I love you and I ask your forgiveness

Remember who I am...

I love you, I love you, I love you...

Give me your light wine...

Do you speak Italian?

French?

English?

What are you doing? Dream

Frolic and spin

and work a little

Make me hug a woman who irons...

while singing and doesn't take me seriously...

before making love

But you, where are you from?

Wait

Where?

Announcing the departure

of the flight to Amsterdam

Go to gate 4. Alitalia, flight 370

Attention, all passengers

waiting for flight...

TVA 940 to Athens and Tel Avis...

please go to gate 13...

Goodbye

Rome, a K-Z airplane

exploded immediately after...

taking off from Fumicio, causing the death...

of all 86 passengers and

the entire flight crew

The current reasoning is

that it was a political attack

In the plane traveled the Prime

Minister Yaser Kaskanian...

who was heading to Geneva

for the convention...

of the heads of state

of third world countries.

An explosive must have been

hidden in a music player

THE FUNERAL EULOGY

His hat

A small hat and a great comedian

His inseperable company, his war banner,

set loose and won on the stage sets

All of us who are symbolically

the great public

are gathered here to lament the

passing of a colleague and master

He who so generously brought

laughter to an entire generation

Formighela!

Goodbye Formighela!

For thirty years I worked by his side...

backing up his work in silence

I proposed it and you acted it out

I did a thousand things, no one laughed

You, with a single thing, what can I say?

By just lifting a finger

you brought on chuckles

- It's true

- Isn't that so?

Now you're gone. You won't cause more laughter

But your repertoire, the

mirror to the soul of Rome,

will live on in the history of theatre

We'll always remember you Formighela

The jokes in the restaurant,

when I, like an idiot, asked:

"Waiter, what is there to eat?"

You immediately responded with:

"I don't know, go look in the kitchen".

What, you laugh?

We'll always remember you Formighela.

When accompanied by a guitar you sang:

"I dream always of your kisses

Your fatal kisses

Your mordant kisses

Your mordant kisses"

I'll also remember you for

the joke about virility,

when I would tell you on the telephone:

"Hello? Hello? Who's calling?"

"Hello, who is it?"

And you would answer:

"Your penis!"

The ticks, the song about the ticks

"The Three Ticks", let's go

I have three nervous ticks. I babble a bit

When I sing, it can't be heard.

When I speak, however, I can

This first tick, a rattle.

The second, a lisp

The third is a draft.

All three torment me

And my dear friend from...

from the old neighborhood

gave me a recommendation...

to a director of the RAI that looked for...

an announcer

I went, and I got...

in line. When my turn came,

I told the director this...

this... this is for you

They threw me out!

When we go out, lights, voices and fantasy

With love, very pretty, very Parisian

This is Paris, this is night, this is Paris

If you come to my house some

day be sure to bring some fantasy

What word do you want to hear?

Italy, Italy, Italy

Yes, we're like that,

we like to laugh in Italy

You won't regret it, you'll

be very happy in Italy

Yes, we're like that,

we like to laugh in Italy

You won't regret it, you'll

be very happy in Italy

Yes, we're like that,

we like to laugh in Italy

You won't regret it, you'll be very happy|

We'll see you for the laughs

In Italy, Italy, Italy

We'll wait for you in Italy

Bravo! Bravo!

- Bravo!

- Very good!

When we go out, lights, voices and fantasy

We'll see you for the laughs

in Italy, Italy, Italy

Yes, we're like that,

we like to laugh in Italy

You won't regret it, you'll

be very happy in Italy

Yes, we're like that,

we like to laugh in Italy

Don't applaude me, rather applaude him

Italy, Italy, Italy

Come and laugh in Italy

THE SONGBIRD OF VAL PADANA

GREETINGS FROM FRIENDS

FIRST AID:

LIKE A QUEEN:

THE RESTAURAN:

NO WORDS:

THE FUNERAL EULOGY

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