The Oranges
The question of happiness
has preoccupied
philosophers, poets
and pharmaceutical companies
for thousands of years.
Clearly, it's a tricky one.
When I graduated from
design school three years ago,
I had a definite plan.
Couple months at home,
put together a kickass portfolio,
then I'd take Manhattan
by storm.
And here is home.
West Orange, New Jersey.
Nice, huh?
OK, it's not Manhattan,
but, like I say, it's temporary.
I grew up here
with two families.
That's my dad in blue,
and that's his best friend, Terry.
The Inseparables.
They go jogging together
three times a week without fail.
You can set your clock by it.
You could say life in the Oranges
is dependable.
I can't believe
you made me do this.
Good for your appetite.
See you in an hour.
You can depend on Terry
to have a gadget for everything.
Walked 1.2 miles.
Only stopped twice.
That's great, honey.
And you can depend on Cathy
to never hear
a single word he says.
Make sure you put your bicycle
in the garage.
And pull the pork
out of the freezer, honey.
Across the street, our house.
Every year,
my mom gets more involved
with her carolling group.
They start rehearsing
in August.
# Jingle bells
Jingle all the way... #
And every year, my dad
hates them a little bit more.
OK, sure. I'm still here.
I'm a few years behind in my plan.
But you can't
rush these things.
Portfolios need
to be perfect, right?
Plus I have a day job
working in furniture, so...
..as far as I was concerned,
everything was on track.
That is,
until what happened... happened.
Nina Ostroff.
When all this started,
she was at a safe distance,
3, 000 miles away
in San Francisco.
Make a wish, babe.
And I was the fifth wheel
to our parents'
regular Saturday foursome.
Say it again.
OK.
Un coup de birch.
Hey, Vanny.
I read the most
interesting article
called 'The IKEA Conspiracy',
which you'd be
really fascinated by.
- What it imagines is a...
- Terry?
We need to call Nina.
We said 9:
30.I'm on it.
Vanessa, did you look at
that one-bedroom in Fort Lee?
Yeah. It was, um, like a closet
in the basement.
There's always something, honey.
Don't be so choosy.
Nothing's perfect.
There was, you know,
one window.
- Paige, did I tell you...
- No room to breathe.
...that Joan Marshack
was the listing agent on that?
David, you are going
to really love this.
This speaker box communicates
wirelessly with my cell phone.
And guess where
I read about it first.
'Consumer Reports'. Thank you
so much for the subscription.
- You are consumingly welcome.
I don't even have to take
my cell phone out of my pocket.
Watch.
Dial Nina.
Please repeat request.
TERRY; Dial Nina.
Maybe your pants
are blocking the signal.
They're cotton.
Nina's cell phone, dialling.
Nina - their daughter
and my best friend
from ages 0 to high school.
planning our big escape.
I'm gonna live in New York.
And Paris.
And I'm gonna be a famous chef
and have a million lovers
who'll take me
all over the world
so I never have to come back
to New Jersey again.
It's like
there's no air here, right?
Totally.
You'll come too, right?
Are you kidding?
Until sophomore year,
when she abandoned me for
Liz Gaines and the Fun Bunch.
She also kissed and later gave
a hand job to Peter Fortunate.
I'd been secretly
in love with him forever.
Then, just as her parents
were lining her up
at some lame college
in Pennsylvania,
she decided she was
going to travel the world.
that were out of
her mother's cell phone range.
Hello?
Happy birthday, sweetie!
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, Nina
It's David and Paige.
Vanessa's here too.
It's true. I'm here.
Hey, Ethan.
I think Nina's f***ing parents
are on the phone.
I didn't know I was having
a party. It was a surprise.
Honey, we can't hear you.
Ethan threw me
a surprise party.
It's so great.
Did you guys get
the pictures I sent?
Yes, we did.
More young men should have earrings
in their face.
What? I'm sorry, I can't
hear you. Am I on speaker?
Nina, what day are you
flying in for Thanksgiving?
Thanksgiving. Mom, um...
Uh, I don't think I'm gonna
make it for Thanksgiving.
Ethan's photography show's
next weekend, and it's a big deal.
Sweetie, we haven't
seen you for two years.
You haven't been home
in five years.
Since we visited you.
That's a long time.
Um...
Can you take me
off speaker, please?
Sorry, sweetie,
I'd have to disconnect you
to take you off speaker -
it's a very complex system.
OK.
Look, you're not
gonna like this, but...
Ethan and I
are getting married.
on his birthday.
He took me out to Baker Beach,
which overlooks
the Golden Gate Bridge,
and he got down on one knee
and everything.
- He proposed on his birthday?
- I don't understand.
I'm in love with him.
That's really great,
sweetie, but...
You're only 24 years old.
Nobody gets married
at 24 anymore.
People get married
when they're 17.
Not white girls
from New Jersey.
- Shh!
- Would you listen to yourself?
No, you listen -
you have made some
very questionable decisions
in your life.
Please don't add to the list
with zero future.
OK. I have an idea.
If you think he's such a loser,
then don't come to the wedding!
Jesus, turn that thing down!
Down volume!
Down volume!
- Oh, God!
- Down volume!
You guys, it's getting late.
The party's over, OK?
Love you. 'Bye.
Amy, did you see Ethan?
Baby?
Ethan?
Ethan?
Uh, it's...
Gimme a sec.
Come on. I want to
get everybody out of here.
Hey, how's it going with
the, uh, couples counsellor?
I don't know.
She's so non-specific.
It's like talking to fog.
David and I know
where we stand with each other.
That's how we've lasted this long.
Somehow, it works.
Well, don't look at me.
I just pretend Terry's invisible.
- I sure do.
Nice new mini fridge.
I think it really
ties the room together.
- It's the Max 5950.
- It's the one you recommended.
From the patio series.
Good move.
Let's take a look
in the mini ice compartment.
Oh, boy.
It's really big, isn't it?
Now, this stuff is huge
in Europe.
And we've just landed
the American campaign.
- No kidding? Congrats.
- Thanks.
Russians like it for breakfast.
Before the devil
knows you're dead.
Boy, it's, um...
Well...
Really not very good, is it?
- It's not good at all. No.
- No.
What's up with these sheets?
You, um...
...spending a little extra time
out here?
Just a couple of nights a week.
Late-night TV.
You've gotta be
f***ing kidding me.
Oh, sh...
Nina? Wow!
- David. Hi.
- It's been so long.
I thought you weren't
coming back for Thanksgiving.
Yeah, well...
Um...
Are my parents here?
Locked out.
They're in the back.
Last day of barbecue season.
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