The Other Guys
In New York City is a
fine line between law and chaos.
On that line live Danson
and Highsmith.
Why I decided on this
roof to crawl?
That can be linked to poor
choices in life.
Shake the bastard off.
-- The 'Oo' I heard.
Guest, a dent in my hood.
Come on.
Problem.
Can someone call 1--1--hell?
S me tired.
The pot.
-- Hold.
You have the right to be silent ...
but I want to hear you scream.
On the ground.
Investigators.
One by one.
Rick Rayston, New York Observer ...
on the Internet.
These suspects were arrested
with 113 grams of marijuana.
A crime in some States.
Is this case worth so much damage?
Why let New York City
to answer that question?
The largest city in the world.
Sarah Campon, TMC edition.
Danson, the rumors
Kim Kardasian you and where?
No comment.
But, yes.
Danson and Highsmith,
three hotdoggen forever!
No drinks.
I can not do.
Danson and Highsmith
shooting and driving style.
They are rock stars.
Then you have the jokers ...
the nutcrackers,
and then the other guys.
We know it.
Okay, listen ...
Tonight we celebrate something
in Butter.
Brody Jenner is there. Bai Ling
Jenni Farley Short Dallas B*tch of Jersey Shore.
And most of you are on that list.
-- You're the best.
I can also speak,
about a guy from Australia ...
with a dream.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Let me finish.
He was a champion
and then a movie star.
Damn, let me finish.
They have ruined the story.
What it comes down to is
that we could not do our work ...
if you do not have the paperwork
did not like what we do.
All the shooting, chase
and the sex that we do not want to but ...
I can do through you.
Thanks.
And do we all the time.
-- Shut up, you!
If we want to hear you, I put my hand
in your ass and move your mouth so.
Can you hear me?
Collect.
Peace and out, sluts.
Boys. Say it.
Come on. Close enough.
Something back.
One more thing ... Yes, perfect.
This is their paperwork and you
they do not know yourself.
This work is just like Bob 's wife.
Fat, ugly ...
Danson and his fingerprints on it.
Not bad meaning.
Who wants it?
-- I.
Paper and Yankee Club Slut doing.
-- Thanks, Allen.
Thank you, Captain.
-- I do it.
Humming that song is not.
-- I can if I want.
I know, but I ask to stop.
Then I stop it.
-- Thanks.
So stop grinning.
Now you my emotions cover
by how you feel so ...
that does not work.
Seriously, stop humming.
This is not accounting or where
you and your calculator does.
Forensic accounting.
An important part.
Yes, do not be so happy about kutwerk, idiot.
Guys, a reminder:
Police picnic this weekend.
My wife makes her famous
eggs again.
My waist is furious.
-- A bad time, Bob!
I'm going to show a slice of food.
You know what I did?
I went out that door ...
saw a pair of detectives, and was
just talk behind your back ...
but I stopped myself because my
Dad said that such a man a coward.
I really appreciate that.
-- Well, because I say it directly.
That should not.
-- I should not.
I found a fake cop.
The sound of your piss in the urinal ...
sounds feminine.
If we were in the wilderness ...
You do not belong to my food.
If I show a lion, and you tuna,
I should swim to get you to eat.
And I f*** your girl tuna.
First:
A lion in the ocean?They are afraid of water.
If you do besides' s River
water or a place ...
true that. But in the ocean?
Very deep, because I suppose in South Africa.
Against a mature tuna,
with his 20 friends?
That you lose.
Nine chances out of ten.
And you came to our school tuna,
and now we have lion taste.
We communicated and said:
Lion tastes good.
Let's get there.
We need a system made
to you and your family to pursue.
And we honor you and put children down.
-- How do you do?
Building a respirator,
with seaweed.
We can absorb oxygen.
The days are not.
But hours, no problem.
Enough time to see where you live.
Back to the sea, more oxygen
and stalking you.
You lose your own game,
with too little manpower.
Did you like that thought?
No.
Two minutes before the opening
of the market by Pamela Boardman.
Also present was David Invested
Ershon which owns 40%.
How many losses?
You may now call Mrs. Boardman.
-- 32.
Million.
-- No, trillion.
Chinatown, going three triad members.
I had two.
Then the leader out.
-- I feel over there.
I hear whistling. My partner on the roof.
He says:
What are the chances?He throws me to the shotgun
and I shoot him through the chest.
The game is over, sluts.
Jimmy, let us talk
how did you feel that story.
Like a Viagra pill in my face.
I know it's tempting.
Your friends will be impressed bring ...
but this is serious stuff.
This is shooting in the field.
Hoitz officer.
Here we go.
-- Something to share?
Rather not.
-- You have six months.
And you said nothing.
Safe environment here without opinion.
Dork.
-- That's judgments.
Forward.
The Bronx, in October.
Semi World Series.
I could not meet the heavy pressure
, and stood in the tunnel.
Then I saw 's shadow.
I said stop.
This access is prohibited.
When I pulled my gun.
And he began to run.
I shoot really, you know!
Are you deaf? Can not you stop?
Dick, I'm Derek Jeter.
You shot me down.
For that game, you
I owe $ 20.
The lost city 's championship.
I almost got a top position with Murder.
And now I sit at 'n hen and
everybody calls me Yankeeclubber.
Derek Jeter shot you down.
-- He's a biracial angel.
You had to shoot Abraha.
Slut paper, how you doing?
-- Boys.
Paper Slut.
-- Looks nice, but I find nothing.
Highsmith Danson and paperwork?
-- No, actually ...
What is this?
-- A legal permission for construction.
A specific proposition.
why you never in the office shot.
-- Good point.
I do not get it?
-- You never fired your gun in the office.
We all do, the test bomb.
-- I know you do not respect ...
I'm not stupid. They take
my weapon then.
Clarification:
We worship the flag.And you poops there if you do not.
When was the last test bomb?
-- September 2008.
Be a man. Do it.
Please do it.
-- Just pop it.
Here we go.
He did 't.
-- Shot fired.
I have my first test done.
It is really, eh?
-- A test bomb?
Of course not.
-- They were so convincing.
They deceived me.
You must issue weapon.
-- Yes, sir.
If you really want to deprive him,
remove the batteries from the calculator.
I give you this:
Nepwapen,used for ceremonies.
I give you this back when I feel
you it can handle.
I have two jobs:
Here and Beyond Bed Bath &.
I just helped a guy
so he can test his bisexuality ...
to a DJ. Something like
this is the last thing I need.
Just think for a minute, boys.
Be smart.
a sloopbal at a jewelry store.
We go down there.
-- Good luck.
I have work to do.
-- This is work.
Danson and go Highsmith
is severely off.
Creampuff, wait.
-- It kidding?
You can not tethered to me.
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