The Other Guys

Synopsis: Terry Hoitz's past mistakes in the line of duty and Allen Gamble's reluctance to take risks have landed them the roles of the "Other Guys", disgraced New York City police detectives relegated to filling out paperwork for cocky hero cops Danson and Highsmith. The mismatched duo must look past their differences when they take on a high-profile investigation of shady capitalist David Ershon and attempt to fill the shoes of the notoriously reckless officers they idolize.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Adam McKay
Production: Columbia Pictures
  3 wins & 15 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
64
Rotten Tomatoes:
78%
PG-13
Year:
2010
107 min
$119,219,978
Website
24,485 Views


In New York City is a

fine line between law and chaos.

On that line live Danson

and Highsmith.

Why I decided on this

roof to crawl?

That can be linked to poor

choices in life.

Shake the bastard off.

-- The 'Oo' I heard.

Guest, a dent in my hood.

Come on.

Problem.

Can someone call 1--1--hell?

S me tired.

The pot.

-- Hold.

You have the right to be silent ...

but I want to hear you scream.

On the ground.

Investigators.

One by one.

Rick Rayston, New York Observer ...

on the Internet.

These suspects were arrested

with 113 grams of marijuana.

A crime in some States.

Is this case worth so much damage?

Why let New York City

to answer that question?

The largest city in the world.

Sarah Campon, TMC edition.

Danson, the rumors

Kim Kardasian you and where?

No comment.

But, yes.

Danson and Highsmith,

three hotdoggen forever!

No drinks.

I can not do.

Danson and Highsmith

shooting and driving style.

They are rock stars.

Then you have the jokers ...

the nutcrackers,

and then the other guys.

We know it.

Okay, listen ...

Tonight we celebrate something

in Butter.

Brody Jenner is there. Bai Ling

Jenni Farley Short Dallas B*tch of Jersey Shore.

And most of you are on that list.

-- You're the best.

I can also speak,

about a guy from Australia ...

with a dream.

-- Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Let me finish.

He was a champion

and then a movie star.

Damn, let me finish.

They have ruined the story.

What it comes down to is

that we could not do our work ...

if you do not have the paperwork

did not like what we do.

All the shooting, chase

and the sex that we do not want to but ...

I can do through you.

Thanks.

And do we all the time.

-- Shut up, you!

If we want to hear you, I put my hand

in your ass and move your mouth so.

Can you hear me?

Collect.

Peace and out, sluts.

Boys. Say it.

Come on. Close enough.

Something back.

One more thing ... Yes, perfect.

This is their paperwork and you

they do not know yourself.

This work is just like Bob 's wife.

Fat, ugly ...

Danson and his fingerprints on it.

Not bad meaning.

Who wants it?

-- I.

Paper and Yankee Club Slut doing.

-- Thanks, Allen.

Thank you, Captain.

-- I do it.

Humming that song is not.

-- I can if I want.

I know, but I ask to stop.

Then I stop it.

-- Thanks.

So stop grinning.

Now you my emotions cover

by how you feel so ...

that does not work.

Seriously, stop humming.

This is not accounting or where

you and your calculator does.

Forensic accounting.

An important part.

Yes, do not be so happy about kutwerk, idiot.

Guys, a reminder:

Police picnic this weekend.

My wife makes her famous

eggs again.

My waist is furious.

-- A bad time, Bob!

I'm going to show a slice of food.

You know what I did?

I went out that door ...

saw a pair of detectives, and was

just talk behind your back ...

but I stopped myself because my

Dad said that such a man a coward.

I really appreciate that.

-- Well, because I say it directly.

That should not.

-- I should not.

I found a fake cop.

The sound of your piss in the urinal ...

sounds feminine.

If we were in the wilderness ...

I would attack you, even if

You do not belong to my food.

If I show a lion, and you tuna,

I should swim to get you to eat.

And I f*** your girl tuna.

First:
A lion in the ocean?

They are afraid of water.

If you do besides' s River

water or a place ...

true that. But in the ocean?

Very deep, because I suppose in South Africa.

Against a mature tuna,

with his 20 friends?

That you lose.

Nine chances out of ten.

And you came to our school tuna,

and now we have lion taste.

We communicated and said:

Lion tastes good.

Let's get there.

We need a system made

to you and your family to pursue.

And we honor you and put children down.

-- How do you do?

Building a respirator,

with seaweed.

We can absorb oxygen.

The days are not.

But hours, no problem.

Enough time to see where you live.

Back to the sea, more oxygen

and stalking you.

You lose your own game,

with too little manpower.

Did you like that thought?

No.

Two minutes before the opening

of the market by Pamela Boardman.

Also present was David Invested

Ershon which owns 40%.

How many losses?

You may now call Mrs. Boardman.

-- 32.

Million.

-- No, trillion.

Chinatown, going three triad members.

I had two.

Then the leader out.

-- I feel over there.

I hear whistling. My partner on the roof.

He says:
What are the chances?

He throws me to the shotgun

and I shoot him through the chest.

The game is over, sluts.

Jimmy, let us talk

how did you feel that story.

Like a Viagra pill in my face.

I know it's tempting.

Your friends will be impressed bring ...

but this is serious stuff.

This is shooting in the field.

Hoitz officer.

Here we go.

-- Something to share?

Rather not.

-- You have six months.

And you said nothing.

Safe environment here without opinion.

Dork.

-- That's judgments.

Forward.

-- I relive it every night.

The Bronx, in October.

Semi World Series.

I could not meet the heavy pressure

, and stood in the tunnel.

Then I saw 's shadow.

I said stop.

This access is prohibited.

When I pulled my gun.

And he began to run.

I shoot really, you know!

Are you deaf? Can not you stop?

Dick, I'm Derek Jeter.

You shot me down.

For that game, you

I owe $ 20.

The lost city 's championship.

I almost got a top position with Murder.

And now I sit at 'n hen and

everybody calls me Yankeeclubber.

Derek Jeter shot you down.

-- He's a biracial angel.

You had to shoot Abraha.

Slut paper, how you doing?

-- Boys.

Paper Slut.

-- Looks nice, but I find nothing.

Highsmith Danson and paperwork?

-- No, actually ...

What is this?

-- A legal permission for construction.

A specific proposition.

-- There are rumors ...

why you never in the office shot.

-- Good point.

I do not get it?

-- You never fired your gun in the office.

We all do, the test bomb.

-- I know you do not respect ...

I'm not stupid. They take

my weapon then.

Clarification:
We worship the flag.

And you poops there if you do not.

When was the last test bomb?

-- September 2008.

Be a man. Do it.

Please do it.

-- Just pop it.

Here we go.

He did 't.

-- Shot fired.

I have my first test done.

It is really, eh?

-- A test bomb?

Of course not.

-- They were so convincing.

They deceived me.

You must issue weapon.

-- Yes, sir.

If you really want to deprive him,

remove the batteries from the calculator.

I give you this:
Nepwapen,

used for ceremonies.

I give you this back when I feel

you it can handle.

I have two jobs:

Here and Beyond Bed Bath &.

I just helped a guy

so he can test his bisexuality ...

to a DJ. Something like

this is the last thing I need.

Just think for a minute, boys.

Be smart.

a sloopbal at a jewelry store.

We go down there.

-- Good luck.

I have work to do.

-- This is work.

Danson and go Highsmith

is severely off.

Creampuff, wait.

-- It kidding?

You can not tethered to me.

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Adam McKay

Adam McKay (born April 17, 1968) is an American film director, producer, screenwriter, comedian, and actor. McKay served as head writer for the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live for two seasons. He directed Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Step Brothers (2008), The Other Guys (2010), and Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013). McKay has a creative partnership with actor Will Ferrell, with whom he has co-written and produced TV series and films. The Big Short (2015) was the first film McKay directed without Ferrell in the cast. Venturing into more dramatic territory, he was nominated for several awards including the Academy Award for Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay and two British Academy Film Awards, Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay, with McKay and co-writer Charles Randolph winning Best Adapted Screenplay at each respective ceremony. McKay and Ferrell produced their comedy website Funny or Die and HBO's Eastbound & Down through their company Gary Sanchez Productions. more…

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