The Ouija Experiment 2: Theatre of Death

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This is our Ouija board, okay.

Rule number one there's three of 'em.

Number one, never ask a spirit

how it died.

Rule number two,

don't ever ask a spirit

how you're gonna die.

Last rule, you never,

ever leave the board

without saying goodbye.

This is a bad idea.

Why don't you show yourself?

Huh?

B D R M.

It's short for bedroom.

How did we possibly forget

to say goodbye?

It's the first rule.

LyNette, is that you?

Get the damn camera

out of my face!

I don't understand.

- It was the board.

I don't need no little,

weird spirit ghost

runnin' around my house.

Hey, who in here?

Shane, is that you?

Some believe

that certain spirits

remain on our plane

and contact the living

for the purpose of relaying

certain messages.

Those messages usually pertain

to unresolved conflicts or issues.

Oh, my God.

All right, all right.

Okay wait.

One, two, three, go.

Where is it?

It's right here.

Do I just throw it in?

- Yes!

- Okay!

Hey, good-lookin'.

How you doin' today?

LyNette.

Oh, Jesus.

Holy sh...

What the f*** is goin' on?

What's goin' on?

No.

Well, my name is Ty,

I am the theater manager

and we have

a special surprise for you

here at the Ritz Theater.

We have some of

the cast members here with us.

Come up here, guys!

So, how is everybody doing?

Doing good?

Doing good?

All right, guys,

my name is Justin Armstrong

and I played Michael

in The Ouija Experiment.

Yo, what's up, everybody?

My name is Eric Wendell

and I played

C to the A, to the L,

to the V I N,

Calvin.

Enough of that.

Hi, everyone,

my name is Swisyzinna

and I played LyNette

in the movie.

Mm-hmm. Right.

And I think that I can

speak for all of us

when I say a big thank you

to the historical Ritz Theater

for bein' such gracious hosts

to us

for premiering The Ouija Experiment,

and to Ty, you are a great host as well,

and to all of you for being amazing fans.

Thank you so much. Give yourself a hand.

We love you all. Thank you.

Anyone have any questions

for any of the actors?

Yeah.

What's your question?

I was wondering, uh, if... Zina...

Zinna, it's Zinna, sweetie.

Sorry, um.

I was wondering if Zinna...

Can you please speak up? Thanks.

Sorry, I was wondering

if you were actually scared

when you were shooting your scenes?

You looked like you

were really scared.

Was that for real?

Yes, I was scared for real.

That was not acting, okay?

Zinna and LyNette

are the same exact person

when it comes to that...

Thank you, thank you.

Anyone else?

Yeah?

I was wondering if

all of the stories

about the theater

being haunted were true.

- What do you mean exactly?

- Did she say haunted?

This theater really isn't haunted.

the story about the family

who used to own the theater.

They had a baby

that was born a monster,

and it fed upon humans as food?

They say you can still hear

its ghost after midnight,

wandering around in chains,

growling and moaning,

looking to feed again upon

unsuspecting theater-goers

in these very aisles,

not having a clue of the horror

that could be

in store for them.

Boo! Oh!

Please welcome our monster

of the evening,

and your horror host

for tomorrow night,

Danny Gray!

Hi, everybody!

Welcome to Ouija Ouikend!

I'm Danny and this is

our lovely assistant, Elena.

Okay, so, the scares

do not just end tonight.

Tomorrow we'll be having

a haunted tour

of the Ritz Theater.

Now, you may wonder, hmm,

do we have anything else

in store?

Yes we do.

We placed a flyer-

a winning flyer

underneath one of your seats.

So check now and see

if you are a winner!

Huh? Anybody?

- I got it!

- Hey!

- What's your name?

I'm Michelle.

- Congratulations, Michelle.

Michelle, you have just won

two tickets extra

for the overnight fright tour!

You are going to be

spending that night...

...with the cast from

The Ouija Experiment!

That night will be filled

with chills,

creepy noises, thrills,

and, of course,

bragging rights

for you to tell everybody

that you are the winner

and they are not.

All right everybody,

there's tickets in the lobby

for the haunted tour.

I'll see everybody tomorrow.

...and you have a frightful

Ouija Ouikend, everyone!

Thank you so much for coming!

So, you know you're

going with me, right?

I'd be kind of pissed

if I wasn't,

but who else

are we gonna bring?

Uh, I'm not sure yet.

Um, who so you think?

Um, let's see,

we can maybe do Marcus.

What about Tyrone?

ooh, Israel.

Ignacio. Ignacio.

No, not another one of

your two-day relationships.

They're so cute, though.

Like, really cute.

Like, hella, totes, way cute.

Okay, I'm gonna be right back.

Hi.

You're Margo, right?

Uh, yeah.

Um, I won the overnight thing

tomorrow night,

and I'm gonna go

with my friend, Drew,

and I was wondering if you

wanted to come with us.

Um, thanks, I'm-

I'm all right, though.

Thank you.

Oh, why not?

Uh, just 'cause.

I haven't lived here that long

and I could really use

a new friend.

People think that I'm... weird.

Well, who cares

what they think.

I don't think you're weird.

Not yet.

Sorry, what'd you say?

Uh, nothing, uh.

I can't go, but thank you.

Um, Margo,

you asked a really good

question inside.

Did you invite her?

What's with the attitude?

Yes, I invited her.

She's not coming.

You know, that might be

for the best.

Why do you say that?

Uh, because she's weird.

I dunno, she's like a total

stoner, or something.

She has these moments

where she, like,

completely zones out.

I dunno,

she's just kind of off.

Well, Mr. Only Male

in Home Ec class,

people think you're weird

and I still hang out with you.

You know,

that is totally different.

- Why?

- Because I'm totes fab.

Ah, okay, let's get a pizza.

Michelle.

Oh, yeah?

I'll go with you guys.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

See ya.

So, you and Justin can be here

tomorrow at seven?

Yeah, that sounds good.

So, we'll be acting

but not acting?

I mean, we'll be improvising,

right?

but we're just gonna make it

seem like it's really haunted,

So, it the same outline and

story from the post online?

Yes, but hold on a second

on that,

because Danny's the one

who knows all the details,

and I think he's

added some stuff.

Let me check with him

very quickly, okay?

Okay, thanks.

Hell, Danny, you there?

There is a story line?

I did not get that email.

Did you get an email?

That's because it's not

an actual email,

it's on a group web page.

There's a web page?

Uh, yeah.

The one that we were

supposed to join

so they could send us

all the information?

You didn't join it?

Join it?

Uh, Z, I never found it.

I looked everywhere.

I was on MySpace,

I was on Facebook,

I Grammed and Tweeted it,

I InstaBooked it.

I looked everywhere for it,

okay?

Ouija Weekend

Wellington, Texas.

I searched for hours.

It doesn't exist.

Uh, did you spell both words

with O U I?

Ouija Ouikend?

You know, like those ghetto-ass

shirts you just bought

that say Ouija Ouikend?

They're not that ghetto.

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