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Season #1 Episode #12: Adventures in the Elements

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Hooty:
Hmmmm, no thanks!

King:
What? But you begged to join!

Hooty:
Sorry. You said I was desperate, so now I'm playing hard to get.

King:
[rages] Ugh! What do you want?!

Hooty:
I don't know. What are you offering?

King:
Hmm... [holds up piece of chalk]

[Cut to a body now being drawn around Hooty, so that he's the face.]

Hooty:
Wow, this is incredible! It's so real! You got yourself a deal! [opens door] Hooooot!

[Hooty rips apart King's toys. Stuffing, a button, and an arm land at King's feet as he watches from the doorway.]

King:
This day shall live in infamy.

[New Guy's head is thrown against the door frame.]

[Cut to the Knee, where Luz runs out of some trees. Growling is heard from a cave obscured with fog. Inside the cave, the Slitherbeast spits purple goop at the wall. It shoves Eda, Emira, and Edric against it. The goop closes around their torsos. The Slitherbeast hops away.]

Emira:
Don't worry. We'll be fine!

[Skeletons drop from the ceiling.]

Edric:
No, we're gonna die.

Luz:
That's right. [pops up with a skull over her face] Death is here. [lifts skull] Just kidding, Luz is here!

Eda:
Kid, get outta here! I'm just gonna sneak away when the thing starts eating the twins.

Emira:
Wait, what?

Edric:
[offended gasp]

Luz:
Don't worry, Eda, I get it now. I was so obsessed with learning my second spell, I didn't listen to you. But now I'm gonna save you! [jumps away] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Eda:
Well, at least I got to see her misplaced confidence one last time.

[Cut to Amity peeking around a boulder with a serious expression. Luz pops up under her with a similar expression. Amity notices Luz and her expression becomes shocked.]

Amity:
Luz!

Luz:
[grinning] Hello!

[They both duck behind the boulder.]

Amity:
H-how did you get past the barrier?

Luz:
Magic! Literally! Now, forget that, because you and I are gonna have to work together if we want to save everyone. Okay, here's what we're gonna do. [whispers to Amity]

[The Slitherbeast returns. It sprinkles assorted seasonings on Edric, Emira, and Eda's heads.]

Eda:
[sneezes] Ugh, I hate garlic.

Luz:
Hey! You big idiot! [waves her arms] Over here!

[The Slitherbeast turns and growls. It jumps at Luz, who runs. Amity climbs up to her siblings and Eda.]

Edric:
Amity!

Emira:
Use that fire spell we taught you!

Amity:
But I can't do it without the wand!

Emira:
Yes, you can. Just focus.

Amity:
Okay.

[She slowly traces a spell circle in front of her. It wavers when she concentrates, but a ball of pink fire appears after a moment.]

Emira:
Cool. I didn't think you could actually do it.

[Amity melts the three of them free.]

Luz:
[screams]

Amity:
Luz!

[Cut to Luz dodging the Slitherbeast and running out of the cave. The Slitherbeast follows her until she gets to a tree and stops.]

Slitherbeast:
[growls loudly]

Luz:
Gotcha!

[Luz steps on a huge ice glyph drawn into the snow. She ducks away from the rising pillar of ice. The ice launches the Slitherbeast into the air, it lands hard on its back. Everyone else runs out of the cave. The Slitherbeast rights itself, screeches at the witches, and runs at them.]

Eda:
You want me to teach you kids something cool?

Amity & Emira: Yes!

Edric:
Yes, please!

Eda:
[runs forward, draws complicated spell circle] Sleep spell!

[Her spell circle passes around the Slitherbeast. It immediately falls to the ground and begins snoring.]

Luz:
Now that's my mentor! [runs up to Eda] Did you see? I learned my second spell, I made the connection!

Eda:
I saw. [ruffles Luz's hair] Nice work kiddo.

Emira:
You showed some real bravery in there, sis.

Edric:
Yeah, nice work kiddo. [ruffles Amity's hair]

Amity:
Stop! [fixes her hair and approaches Luz] So it looks like we'll be in the same class.

Luz:
Azura Book Club? Azura Book Club!

Amity:
As long as it's a secret club, okay?

Edric:
It's not a secret!

Emira:
We're gonna tell everyone!

Amity:
[sighs]

Eda:
[sneezes] Alright, your adorable banter is literally making me sick. Let's go home already.

Luz:
On it, teach!

[Luz draws another ice glyph and activates it. This one is a diagonal pillar of ice that sends them flying.]

Eda & Luz:
[cheers]

Emira:
I think we can go the normal way.

[Cut to the Owl House, where stuffing is raining down in the living room.]

King:
Private Hooty, today when the felt flew you showed grit and determination that were instrumental in securing our victory. May I just say, it has been an honor, to be your commander.

Hooty:
Sir, the honor is all mine.

King:
Private, [hugs Hooty] our hearts have been touched by fire, and-

Eda:
Ahem. What the heck did you two get into?

King:
Um, excuse me? We're having a moment here!

Hooty:
You'll never understand what we've been through together! Never! Never!

King:
[walks away] Ugh, moment ruined.

Hooty:
I will be haunted by my actions forever. Hoot hoot!

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