The Party Is Over

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( Siren wailing )

Man ( Sighing ):

You know,

we were just

gonna release you.

But I got curious

when my deputy told me

that you, uh, Fino,

you were recently

arrested

for sexually assaulting

another student.

( Chuckles )

And you, uh,

will,

have a sex tape

on your person.

Yeah.

And you, uh...

Uh, "Natton"?

No, it's Natan. "Natan"?

That's a lovely name.

You, Natan, appear

to be dressed as a...

Well, a young

Mrs. Doubtfire.

[]

( sports plays on TV )

Oh! Sorry. I'm sorry!

( Whistling )

Nice, thank you.

Yeah.

Yes, god damn it.

Yes.

[]

( excited chattering )

Man:
Fino!

( Muffled rock music playing )

Oh, f***!

( Rock music plays )

Check out that

girl over there.

Oh, head scarf.

Nice.

What do you think she's doing here?

What, she can't be here?

Just 'cause she wears that thing doesn't

mean they lock her up at night.

It's unusual, not something we

normally see in our living room.

Oh, normal. Okay.

Mr. normal over here.

Well, I'm sorry, Mr. normal,

but some people are different.

Grab me another beer.

You came to your own party.

That's so cool.

( Indistinct )

( Chuckling )

I am so high.

Marco, go home.

Go home.

He doesn't even smoke.

Bullshit.

Dude. Oh, this guy.

What the f***, man?

Where were you?

Sleeping on the job.

I don't know what happened.

I passed out hard.

Let me get a drink first.

Hey, how are you?

Oh, Nia's here.

You invited her, man?

Yeah, man. It's all good.

Don't worry about it.

Jesus.

Hey, what's up?

Hey.

So I was in this English class

once, and there was this girl

who wore a head scarf, and i

would stare at her all the time.

Doing the class creep thing?

Oh, yeah.

I dabble in class creep for sure.

As we all do.

Anyway, one day before class,

she just whips off her scarf

and starts combing her hair right there.

Like "girls gone wild"?

You joke,

but I'm serious.

I was, like,

completely taken aback.

She had the most

gorgeous long wavy hair.

I don't know what it was,

but as soon as I saw that,

seriously,

I got a f***ing

full-on hard-on.

No, I'm serious, okay?

I'm talking like

you wake up from a nap,

you got a super-boner, you got

that cock-stretching skin.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Hell, yeah.

So is your boyfriend coming?

Yes, David is coming.

"David"? Okay, good.

I'm glad.

You told me to invite him.

I know.

I want to meet him.

Yeah, I flirt with you,

make inside jokes,

and then tease him for having

to deal with you later.

I'm like the bad guy

in a romantic comedy.

Romantic comedies, huh?

You always did like

the lighter side of life.

Hi.

David, this is Fino.

Nice to finally

meet you, David.

"Obsessed" is the word

that I'm looking for.

He is obsessed with this girl

and what her hair looks like.

What the f***, man?

Natan! Hey!

I was just talking about you.

Introduce yourself.

Hi, I'm Natan. Nice to meet you.

Hi.

So, what happened?

Oh, uh... well, you can explain.

Nah.

Come on.

Okay. Um...

Well, I, uh...

I finally saw her hair,

'cause she was combing it,

and I got

an unexpected

erection.

That's a sweet story. Yeah, i

mean, boners are so romantic.

Sana, why don't you

show him some hair?

Yeah. Give him

a little peek.

Shut up, sluts. You two could

afford to cover up a little bit.

The story's not supposed

to be romantic, okay?

It's just, you don't expect

hair to be so arousing.

I guess body parts

gain sexual power, depending

on how you treat them.

People can forget how

beautiful hair can be.

If you cover it up

and only show it

during intimate situations

like other parts of your body,

it can be very erotic.

Glad you agree.

( Chattering )

I can't. We can

all use one more.

I'm gonna regret this. To the

grand opening of f***ed-up city!

Yeah!

( Shudders )

Good.

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( shouts, whoops )

Yeah, it's just like all these

rules, like not smoking,

not showing certain

body parts...

All these things can make you

a more attractive woman.

David,

are you all right?

Kill me now!

( Retching )

So, you don't drink...

You don't drink at all.

You've never drank.

No, I don't.

I'm not saying that people

should join a certain group,

but if they do, they

should follow the rules.

That's reasonable. You know what?

F*** drinking.

Seriously. Hangovers

are the worst,

and it makes you fat.

The freshman 15 is from Jager

shots and Miller Lites.

Yeah, but I know,

like...

I know plenty

of pathetic dudes

who lost their virginity

just because of Miller

lite and Jager shots.

Another great point. I mean,

do I feel guilty about

easily staying at 120 pounds and

not getting date-raped? No.

I could've just roofied your

pineapple juice right now.

I'm not drinking

pineapple juice.

Oh, f***.

Are you serious?

Oh, somebody's got your

virgin roofie colada.

Oh, god.

Hilarious.

Hey, bud,

don't drink that.

Oh, f***.

Natan said you had some old

movies you wanted to show me.

( Nervous chuckle )

Yeah.

Yeah, maybe sometime I'll show you.

Show me now.

( Muttering ) Oh,

David, are you okay?

Strong arms. What are

you gonna do with him?

I'll just take him home.

Are you sure?

He can crash here.

No, I'm on my way out.

I'll just take him with me.

The guy's done for.

( Grunts )

Besides, you don't want him

puking on everybody.

No, no, no, no.

Thank you so much.

Okay, sit down.

Okay, if you get uncomfortable

at any time, just let me know.

Okay.

Okay.

( Man moaning )

This is not

what I expected.

Well, what did

you expect?

Not homemade

pornography.

So you don't like it?

No, I don't like it.

Who are these people, anyway?

Your parents?

My parents?

No, of course not.

Well, then, who are they? Whose house

did you break into to make this?

I didn't make this.

I just bought it.

That's even worse. Who did you buy

it off of? Some Somalian peddler?

It's not a kidney off the

black market, it's a porno.

It's gross. Why would

you show this to me?

Because you asked me to.

You begged me to show you.

I didn't know it was

gonna be like this.

These people are old and saggy.

This turns you on?

I am just trying to say

that these are

real people

experiencing real sexual

love with each other.

But they didn't agree

to let you watch them.

That's probably somebody's mom.

They might be grandparents.

They're not actors. That's

what's weird about it, will.

Okay, listen, Sarah. This

is supposed to be fun.

There is nothing

to feel bad about.

( Moaning continues )

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I can't. I can't.

I got to go.

Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

I will take you home.

I'm just not as open as you are.

Yeah, no.

No, it's not you. I think

I've got some issues.

Yeah, I think you do.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Mm. Mm.

( Coughs )

Oh.

Fino, Fino...

Hmm?

What were you gonna

ask me earlier, Fino?

Uh, I don't remember.

I think you do, Fino.

You're nutso.

Let me try to think.

Yeah, okay, I remember.

Lay it on me, Fino.

I'll tell you

anything you want.

All right.

I was, um, wondering

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