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Charlie Brown.

What brings you out here

so late in the day?

(Sigh)

I need your advise on girls, Lucy.

You're a girl, right?

Let's just say there is this girl

I like to impress.

But she's something

and I'm nothing.

If I were something

and she was nothing,

I could talk to her.

Or she was nothing

and I was nothing,

I could talk to her.

But she's something

and I'm nothing.

So, I just can't just talk to her.

You're being ridiculous, Charlie Brown.

Why, you have much to offer.

She has a pretty face

and pretty faces make me nervous.

Pretty face?

PRETTY FACE?

I HAVE A PRETTY FACE!

HOW COME MY FACE

DOESN'T MAKE YOU NERVOUS?

HOW COME YOU CAN TALK TO ME,

CHARLIE BROWN ?

I just need to know the secret

to winning her heart.

Look into this mirror, Charlie Brown.

This is the face of failure.

A classic failure face.

Do you think girls like failures,

Charlie Brown?

Well, no.

Girls want someone with proven success.

Have you won any awards?

Like a Congressional Medal of Honor,

or a Nobel Peace Prize?

Uh...

What are your real estate holdings?

- Do you have a diversified portfolio?

- Huh?

Let me let you in on a

little secret, Charlie Brown.

If you really want to impress girls,

you need to show them you're a winner.

A winner?

Me?

Lucy, you may be on to something!

Of course, when I say "you",

you know I don't mean "you personally".

That would be 5 cents, please.

Ahhh.

Nickels. Nickels. Nickels.

What a beautiful sound.

Congratulations, you're now on

your way to becoming a winner.

Step 1:
Forget everything you

ever knew about yourself.

Hmm.

Okay.

Step 2:
Project confidence!

Don't slouch!

Maintain eye contact at all times.

Ha ha!

Ha ha ha.

- Huh!

- Yee-haw!

Giddy-up, little pony.

Yee-haw!

What're you doing?

I'm going to be a rodeo star

in the big talent show.

Why, when I win

that first prize ribbon

there will be no one who hasn't

heard the name, Sally Brown,

and her trusty horse, Broomstick.

Win the talent show.

Now, that's a great idea.

This is just what

Lucy was talking about.

Ha ha.

Ta-da!

Yikes!

We're ready.

- Whoa. Look at that.

- Whoa. It's Charlie Brown.

- Is that Charlie Brown?

- That's impressive.

Ooo.

You're the next Houdini, Charlie Brown.

Whoa.

Huh.

She's here.

I've a really good

feeling that tonight

she will see the

new Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown?

As your psychiatrist,

I'm surprise to see you here.

A person with all your insecurities

normally wouldn't enter a talent show.

I'm...

Ha! Ha ha!

Ha ha ha...

I oughta slug you.

Ugh!

I've been kissed by a dog!

I have dog germs!

Get hot water!

Get some disinfected!

Get some Iodine!

Let's keep this thing moving!

Time's a wastin.

- Heeyah!

- Ugh.

- Hiyah! Hi!

- Ow!

Thank you.

Break a leg, Chuck.

Treat you assistant kindly, Charles.

Okay, Sally.

We're running behind,

so, gallop, don't trot.

Save the applause for the end, everyone.

If you like this,

wait for the encore.

Ugh. Your sister is

really dying out there.

Hey.

That's not a real horse.

Sorry, Charlie Brown,

this has gone on long enough.

Drop the curtain!

Don't do that. She said

she has a big finish.

Well, it's either your act or her's,

we can't hold on forever.

Hey!

- Huh?

- Change of plan, Snoopy.

Wow.

Moo!

Mooooo!

Big brother?

Rope me!

- Moo!

- That's not a real cow.

I'm gonna get you.

Huh?

Huh!

Whooa !

Yoo hoo!

Ahh!

Yah!

- Huh?

- Hi yah!

- Sorry, sir.

- Good one!

Oh, Schroeder.

Huh!

You can run, little doggy,

but, you can't hide.

This is going great.

Yee haw!

My name is Calamity Sally,

the best bronco-busting,

lasso-roping cowgirl in this here town.

Thanks, big brother.

Whoooaa.

Moo?

Well, no body reads

the school paper anyhow.

Huh!

Look on the bright side, Charlie Brown.

They say there's no such

thing as bad publicity.

You're right, Linus.

She definitely knows

who I am now.

(Peanut butter again.)

Huh!

You know, Charlie Brown,

if you like her so much,

why not just walk up to her

and introduce yourself?

After the complete fool

I made out of myself last night?

Yeah, and why don't I

just fly to the moon?

Oh, brother,

she's talking to them?

So much for a fresh start.

Time is running out!

Number 6:
Tell yourself,

" I am worthy, I can do this!

I have what it takes."

Hello?

Huh!

You girlfriend's on the phone.

Huh!

- Hello.

- Hey, Chuck!

This is Peppermint Patty.

How've you been?

- Well, I...

- Listen.

I've some great news

for you, Chuck.

The Winter Dance

is in a few weeks.

- and I'm saving a dance for you.

- Huh?

Anyway, Marcie put me in charge

of the refreshment committee.

I took it upon myself and signed

you up to make the cupcakes.

You did what?

I can't cook cupcakes.

The only thing I do know

how to make is toast.

Besides, why would I even want

to go to the Winter Dance.

Toast and cupcakes.

That sounds good, Chuck.

See you there!

Hold on!

I said...

Hello.

Hello?

Ugh.

Rats.

Ugh.

(Sigh)

Hey!

What's going on?

Turn it down!

Turn it down in there!

Huh?

She likes to dance.

Ugh!

Bamboleo bambolea

Porque mi vida yo la prefiero

vivir asi

Mmm.

Ugh.

One. Two.

Three. Four.

One. Two.

Three. Four.

One. Two.

Three. Four.

One. Two.

Three. Four.

Huh!

- I could really use a dance partner.

- Good luck with that!

One. Two.

Three. Four.

Okay, Snoopy.

I got the basics down.

But, if I'm gonna win,

I need to step it up.

One. Two.

Three. Four.

I can see it now...

We have our winners!

Let us applaud them, as they begin

the traditional dance of the champions.

Huh?

Snoopy!

Thanks for the help.

I left some cookies

in your dog dish.

One. Two.

Three. Four.

One. Two.

[WINTER DANCE]

You know, I always wanted

to dance with Pig-Pen.

Uh, yuck!

Why isn't anyone dancing?

It's called a dance!

Hey, guys.

Huh!

- Oh, sweet babboo.

- Oh, no. Here she comes.

Someone needs to

get this dance started.

- No. No.

- Woo.

These cupcakes don't look half-bad,

if I do say so myself.

This time, I've come totally prepared.

I couldn't have done it

without you.

The old Charlie Brown would still be

lying in bed with a stomachache.

Huh?

Good grief.

Marcie, look, everyone's here.

Oh, let me help you

with that, Marcie.

Such a gentleman, Charles.

She's here.

Best party ever!

Huh?

Okay, ladies, it's time for you

to show off your best moves.

Which one of you will win the

first half of our dance competition

and take home the trophy.

Let them hear it!

Nice move.

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

- Yay!

- Yay!

Listen to that noise,

I think it's safe to say

we know who our winner is!

- She won.

- And now,

it's the gentlemen's turn to see who

will be joining our lovely winning lady

for the final dance of the night.

I got to get out there.

Are you guys ready?

Then, here we go!

This is it.

It's now or never.

Whoa!

Check out the moves on that

funny-looking kid with a big nose!

Yeah.

All right!

Okay, just like you practiced.

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