The Penguin on the Run Page #3

Frank Honey:

I'm Frank Honey.

Ellie Phillips:

My name is Ellie Phillips.

Marion Dunby:

My name is Marion Dunby.

No, really.

Chase McCain:

All right, then.

Let's hit the road.

Marion Dunby:

You got it, acquaintance.

Ellie Phillips:

So, clear up one thing for me.

Chase McCain:

If you weren't going to eat me,

what kind of police officers are you?

Ellie Phillips:

I'm an insectivore.

Barbara:

You're hurting me. Let me go.

Doctor:

Get her inside.

Barbara:

Let me go!

Doctor:

Put her on the table.

I'll get the anesthesia.

Barbara:

You don't need to put me under

for a blood transfusion.

It's more than that, isn't it?

Doctor:

Hold her.

Koonak:

You promised not to hurt her!

Captain Freeze:

Koonak, get out of here.

Koonak:

Stop it!

Doctor:

Getaway!

Captain Freeze:

Nora! No! No!

Doctor:

I'll get her back.

Dan:

Look, there.

Someone's there, all right.

Wait a minute. l sees something.

There's Barbara!

Barbara:

Stop shooting, you idiot!

These are fuel tanks.

Doctor:

Come down, now!

Dan:

Up here!

Are you all right?

Polar Bear:

Peekaboo!

Bailey:

The fire!

Captain Freeze:

She's behind the generators, over there!

You go that way!

Doctor:

Are you crazy? There's no way now.

Captain Freeze:

We're going to finish this!

Doctor:

You're insane!

This place is going to blow any minute!

We got to get out.

Captain Freeze:

We're not leaving until

you perform that operation.

Dan:

Stand back.

Hurry!

Captain Freeze:

You!

Barbara:

Look out!

Dan:

Barbara!

Chase McCain:

Luckily, a skull raft came by.

Frank Honey:

Skulls?! Skulls mean bad medicine!

The Rocker:

Well, these skulls were good medicine for me.

Barbara:

Disappointed too.

Chase McCain:

Unfortunately, they were heading

straight for cruising in Antarctica!

They all three locked up,

and landed on a block ledge.

Barbara:

You bash blocks now!

The Rocker:

Alright, wise guy, so what happened next?

Frank Honey:

And they find Nori egg.

The Rocker:

How'd you know?

Nori:

Mama?

Barbara:

You need me to show you where they are.

Dan:

I won't leave without you.

Barbara:

Group hug.

The Rocker:

Are you hungry?

Nori:

Papa Rocker!

Despicable Penguins:

(roaring)

The Rocker:

Hi, uh, looking for your baby?

Here.

Fed and burped. Ready to go!

Nori:

Papa Rocker, Papa Rocker!

Despicable Penguin #2:

Roar! Nori smells good to eat!

Barbara:

Get back, you despicable penguins!

The Rocker:

You're dealing with a licensed guitar here!

Despicable Penguin #1:

Roar! We eat all three, too!

Teenage Boy:

Stretch it by the hospital right now.

Nurse:

How are you doing?

Bailey:

Okay?

The Rocker:

Hold on, Nori! I'll get us to the surface!

See, Nori? Nothing to be scared of in the water.

[gasps] Except that! Hang on! We're outta here!

We're not gonna make it!

Barbara:

Whoa!

Dan, The Rocker, and Barbara:

Whoa! Dolphins!

Dan:

Hey! Thanks for the airlift guys!

The Rocker:

We gotta find Marshall and Princess Ruriko.

Dan:

Stay here while I wring out my cap.

Barbara:

Hey, where'd he go?

Dan:

Come back here, you scamp!

The Rocker:

It's hazardous in there!

Heads up, Nori!

Barbara:

Look here, Norikins.

The Rocker:

When I tell you to stay, you stay!

Nori:

Look. Crab, Papa Rocker!

The Rocker:

I'm not your--

Was it something I said?

Marshall! Wherever you are...

HELP!

Frank Honey:

Ooh, Nori loves crabs.

Chase McCain:

(to Frank Honey)

Hey, who resumes the movie?

So anyway, there we were,

about to become crab food.

Nori:

I'm hungry!

The Rocker:

You'll have to wait.

Those crabs are hungrier.

Nori:

Aw, I'm no wait. I'm hungrier!

Oh! Lady Gaga, haha! More!

The Rocker:

Oh boy.

Dan:

This kid makes Marshall

look like he's on a diet.

Chow down, Nori!

Nori:

[burps]

Marshall:

I'm-a coming, guys!

(to Nori)

Hey.

(to Bartholomew)

This wee penguin giving

you a hard time, fellas?

I'll fix him for ya.

The Rocker:

No, Nori, that's my brother Marshall!

Marshall:

Ugh! Now I know how a crab feels...

Nori:

Ugh, I don't like meatballs.

Marshall:

Yuck! I've been slobbered!

The Rocker:

That'll teach you not to mess

with my new little buddy, Nori.

Nori:

Mama!

Barbara:

Cool it, crab breath. I'm your--

Marshall:

"Mama"? Oho, couple as parents!

(laughs hysterically)

Uh, fellas?

Lord Bowser has the princess

locked up in his Coney Island.

Now, I fought my way out, and

I've been looking for you ever since.

We gotta go back and rescue her.

The Rocker:

Well then, we better go now,

after I get scared thinking about it.

Nori:

You're not leaving me.

The Rocker:

No. I won't leave you.

But you have to promise to behave

yourselves, and calling me "papa".

Nori:

[babbles]

The Couple as parents.

[giggles]

Bartholomew:

I'm about that I do what?

Marshall:

Bartholomew! Is that you?

Bartholomew:

Hi, Marshall.

Marshall:

What?

The Rocker:

That's it, you are out!

Bartholomew:

You fired!

Dan:

Exactly does, anyone else...

Marshall:

What, what?

Bartholomew:

I went to find him, Marshall!

Marshall:

Let's move!

Bartholomew:

Okay?

Marshall:

Here, we will eat your castle

piece by piece until we find her.

(imitating Lord Bowser)

He can build another castle.

Barbara:

But why?

Marshall:

(imitating Lord Bowser)

You can't build another princess.

Without this key, you'll never find her.

The couple as parents!

Bartholomew:

Okay?

Marshall:

Exactly.

Bartholomew:

Left dude...

Marshall:

No, let's move!

Dan:

Come on.

Frank Honey:

As soon as we found ourselves

overlooking Coney Island.

Chase McCain:

Luckily, Marshall managed to

get us in the same way, he got out.

Frank Honey:

That's when the real fun started.

Bartholomew:

Yikes! Where's the light switch?

Marshall:

On the ceiling.

Barbara:

You see that block up there?

Dan:

You bash it, Gong; you're taller.

The Rocker:

Okay, but you hold Nori.

Bartholomew:

Hey, give me a boost, Dan!

Dan:

Stay, Nori. Okay?

Barbara:

Hey, watch the landing, Gong.

The Rocker:

Oh. It's the lift-off that got me.

Dan:

Uh-oh. Where's Nori?

Singer:

Oh love, oh love

Won't you rain on me tonight?

Oh life, oh life

Please don't pass me by

Don't stop, don't stop

Don't stop when the red lights flash

Oh ride, free ride

Won't you take me close to you

Green Day:

Far away, far away

Waste away tonight

I'm wearing my heart on a noose

Far away, far away

Waste away tonight

Tonight my heart's on the loose

Oh lights and action

I just can't be satisfied

Oh losers and choosers

Won't you please hold on my life

Oh hours and hours

Like the dog years of the day

Old story, same old story

Won't you see the light of day

I talk myself out of feeling

Talk my way out of control

I talk myself out of falling in love

Falling in love with you, say

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