The Penguins of Madagascar: Operation - DVD Premiere Page #2

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I am all mammal, I assure you.

lf you say so... Fishyface.

No, really. Why do you think

I have this hole in my head?

Yeah, I was trying

not to stare at that.

To breathe! Oxygen! Mammal!

Then you and I are much alike.

Oh, please. Lobsters!

- You're poking me!

- Can't help it, Doc.

My hands are all soft.

And look at that, what is this?

Thumbs! Two of them!

They make my hands

handy for picking things up.

Fine.

Your skin is surprisingly

pleasant to the touch.

Always make time to moisturize.

So, I have a proposal for you.

Not the marriage kind of proposal.

A different kind.

Hold that thought.

I'm on top of it, Doc.

The splash zone.

Good seats.

Come on, come on.

Boss man needs a treat.

Help!

Nice work.

Let's find Ringtail.

There he is.

Hello, slap-happy penguins!

He doesn't look very captured,

does he?

Not even a little.

That would be a horrible way

to treat my partner...

...in crime.

The King... the King's feet...

The King's feet must be saved.

Mort, I'm telling you.

You gotta chill, man.

The penguins

are on the case.

The King needs me.

I am so glad you could all be here

to witness history.

I am, of course, especially pleased

that my flightless foes

graced us with their presence.

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

There's nothing good

on telly tonight anyway.

Well, Private, here's

a little show I whipped up.

- lt's called...

- Ring of Fire!

lt is fitting that I have returned

to the very aqua-theater

where I performed tricks

for the dullard humans.

Oh, how it made me bitter.

Sorry, did he say

bitter or better?

Hard to say. The sound

really bounces around in here.

That would be the high ceilings.

My humiliation in the

Ring of Fire became my inspiration.

ln the frozen North, we have

constructed a vast circle

of absurdly pricey devices that tap

into the heat of the earth's core.

Oh, come on.

Do you mind?

I'm just getting to the good part.

lt's really quite a shocker.

lt's so obvious.

Humiliated by the humans...

- Activate the Ring of Fire...

- Melt the Arctic...

Well, how did we do, punk?

You're... in the ballpark.

And then the planet's water levels

will rise... and rise... and then...

- Jet skis for everybody!

- No.

Then I will have my revenge

because the humans will be

jumping through hoops!

Oh. Can I have a jet ski then?

You know, we're gonna stop you.

You can try. But this time, I have

an army of crustacean warriors!

Yeah. We can take 'em.

Oh really, Skipper?

Give us all you peng-you-ins got!

So they cut down ten, twenty lobsters!

We've got more lobsters!

Yeah!

Hey, wait a minute.

How can the penguins do anything?

They are thoroughly trapped.

Trust me. They never stay trapped.

Don't lose hope, boys.

Sometimes all it takes

is one lucky serendipitous break.

The King's feet must be free!

I took the subway.

Mort, I am not even a prisoner.

Oh, and by the way... not the feet!

Nice work, Sad Eyes.

See? See? This is

what I'm talking about.

Lobsters, attack!

Lobster pile!

You have to understand,

he's just such a freak.

Ring of Fire activated!

- You fiend.

- You know it!

Come, fellow evil mammal.

Join me and

bask in our victory.

I do like basking.

This is Chuck Charles coming to you

live from the Arctic Circle,

where these mysterious and sinister

towers have erupted from underground.

Apparently these towers

tap directly into the Earth's core.

And they form a giant...

Sorry. They form a giant circle

around the North Pole.

This can only be described as...

...a Hoop of Heat.

- Ring of Fire!

- I do not like this show.

Me neither.

Let's pull the plug.

Oh, Skipper, you have

more urgent matters to deal with.

Like what?

Like a certain mutation

I like to call...

Chrome Claw!

So you did get around

to making that monster.

Yes, and I'm rather pleased

with how he turned out.

That would be extremely impressive

if it weren't about to...

Put an end to this madness.

I am victorious! I am...

...suddenly moving backwards.

Hey! Off!

No need to panic.

I'm smarter than that egomaniac.

The big red button turned it on,

therefore...

...the big blue button must...

Heat output increased

to a ludicrous level!

Arctic meltdown

will now be even faster.

Thank you, Kowalski!

The North Pole is surely

doomed as this Hoop of Heat

melts the ice and snow

at an alarming rate.

This is Chuck Charles,

and I cannot swim. Help.

Green! The green button

will surely...

Heat output increased

beyond all reason.

Kowalski, status report.

Mostly not good

with hints of horrible.

You have failed, Skipper.

Bad news for non-swimmers.

- Blowy!

- I'm a little busy.

Can't you see we're tussling?

I just thought everyone should know

that I am not on the side of evil.

I am a double agent!

- What?

- What?

I am a good guy spy!

Ring of Fire shutdown in progress.

- Purple was my next guess.

- No!

Yay for King Julien!

He's the best double agent ever!

This is Chuck Charles

reporting that the planet,

and more importantly, l,

have survived this disaster.

You have foiled my plan for revenge.

But for that, I will get revenge.

Wait, are we talking

a new revenge here?

Revenge against the humans.

Revenge against you.

Yes, I've got a whole bunch

of revenges all piling up.

And it's not pretty.

lf you ask me,

the " not pretty'' part

was the bad guy running away

like a scaredy baby.

He was no match for me.

Double Agent Spy Guy.

You're kidding, right?

No, Marlene, you are wrong again.

Shut it!

I helped.

Julien the Double Agent

saves the world? Come on.

So I face danger

and the adventure of a lifetime

and nobody will ever

know about it?

Welcome to my world.

That makes you an honorary penguin.

Does that mean I am your BFF?

We'll keep that code on the QT.

King Julien is a Buffalo Fire Fighter.

OK, boys, let's review.

Our mission to take out Blowhole

was a success.

I think my big scene's coming up next.

Roger that.

Hit it!

Cute and cuddly, boys!

Maurice, this smoothie is the yuck!

Make me a better one.

You got it, Your Majesty.

I'll make you a better one.

Now that is a smoothie

I can call groovy!

That's 'cause of the secret ingredient.

lt's the same smoothie. Just grosser.

Gotcha, Maurice.

I just don't feel right about this.

Made a mistake when you messed with me

Should have known better and let it be

Making dumb choices is one of your flaws

So look out, baby, here come the claws!

Yeah, here come the claws!

Yahoo, here come the claws!

Embarrassing, Marlene.

Quite embarrassing.

I still don't feel right...

What?

OK, Mr. Bunny. Time to make night-night!

You're so cuddly...

Bingie likes his bunny? lnteresting.

I just don't feel...

Gentlemen,

Operation:
Sneaky Peek is a success.

We now have sensitive intel

on every animal in the zoo.

But Skipper,

aren't the animals our friends?

Young Private, a friend is just an enemy

who hasn't attacked yet.

- That's not very friendly thinking.

- I know!

Why are they attacking us?

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