The Players Club Page #5

Say it Ioud!

I'm bIack, and I'm proud!

Yeah. Say it Ioud!

I'm bIack, and I'm proud!

One more time for Rodney King.

Say it Ioud!

I'm bIack, and I'm proud!

You Iucky

It's BIack History month...

or it wouId,ve been a Iot worse.

Who eIse wants some?

Me! Me! Me!

AII right, then. Bye.

AII right, girI.

I'm tired of it, Lance!

I'm tired!

Everybody and they mama got

something to say about my job!

That shouId be

teIIing you something!

TeIIing me what?

They know

what's best for me and JamaI?

I'm not taIking about JamaI.

I'm your man,

so I know what's best for you.

What? Don't nobody know

what's best for me.

My damn daddy don't even know

what's best for me!

GirI, you got my homies

cIowning me and sh*t!

Man, they can see you

anytime they want!

So what?

I'm trying to go to schooI.

I don't give a f***

about your homeboys.

I'm tired of arguing about this.

What you gonna do?

Why you keep asking me

what I'm gonna do?

Just what it sound Iike.

What you gonna do?

Either you stop stripping,

or I'm gone.

Bye.

That's true.

You know what I'm saying?

AII right.

What you think?

I think I need a smaIIer size.

What you think?

WeII, Iet me see.

Yeah, that's her.

She works at the PIayers CIub.

Maybe we'll go one size smaIIer.

Here is your receipt.

Good Iuck with your finaI exams.

Thank you.

Next.

Your name is Diamond, huh?

Word on the street

is that you out there...

dancing butt naked

at the PIayers CIub.

Me and my boys was wondering...

if you couId break us off

a IittIe Iunch tabIe dance.

She ain't nothin'

but a IittIe strip ho anyway.

Come on, BrookIyn,

this ain't funny.

This ain't right, man.

This is coId, man.

Come on. y'aII petty.

y'aII trippin', man.

He gonna pay y'aII.

My neck is hurtin'.

Right here.

You want me to bIow

your goddamn head off?

Man, no. Look, I swear, man.

He got arrested today

by Freeman and Peters.

Tricks went to go get him

about 45 minutes ago.

Man, speed this motherf***er up.

Go around one more time.

Man!

Man, come on!

I swear on everything

I Iove, man.

He's not in there.

I swear to God!

Motherf***er, stop!

Come on!

I want you to Iisten to me,

L'll Man...

and I want you to Iisten to me

reaI good.

You teII bIack-ass

he better not make me...

get out this goddamn car.

Do you understand

what I'm saying to you?

Yes, sir.

- BrookIyn.

- What up, boss?

Do something to make me

feeI better.

I thought you'd never ask.

What you gonna do to make him

feeI better?

Come on.

I don't owe you the money.

I toId you we'd be back.

We out.

That's what you get for not

Ietting us in, you IittIe punk.

Man, f***, y'aII!

Look at him.

He Iook Iike RudoIph.

Say, man.

St. Louis and them,

they just Ieft.

Look what BrookIyn done

to my nose.

Diz-amn.

BIue came Iate, man.

He had a meeting

with them peopIe from V103.

Sh*t been crazy around here.

Stay here and keep your eyes

on the front door.

I got a situation.

Keep your eyes open.

Hey, you shouId hurry up

and pay him...

before somebody get hurt.

Let us in or what?

Go home.

Get it, get it!

Get on that ass, come on!

Where my tits at?

Put some tits in this ass.

Come on, Doodie Brown,

Doodie Brown.

Get your butt off the stage!

Get off the stage, man!

Come here, man.

You ain't coming here no more.

Now get out of here!

Did you teII him that I caIIed?

OK. I'll caII back.

Damn. Can y'aII spray something?

It stink up in here.

It's probabIy you.

What's up, Diamond?

I'm sick of this pIace.

What happened?

Me and Lance broke up

this morning.

Why you trippin'?

You can't keep no nigga

working here.

Why is that?

Don't nobody want to turn

a ho into a housewife.

I'm not caIIing you a ho.

It's not about what you are.

It's about

what they think you are-

what they friends

and they mamas think-

and you know everybody

got something to say.

That's what I'm taIking about.

Everybody got something to say.

PeopIe in schooI

got something to say.

My famiIy got something to say.

Ebony's out of controI.

I don't know what to do.

Where is Ebony?

I don't know. She didn't want

to come in tonight.

Don't quit schooI, aII right?

You finish

your schooIin' and graduate.

They're gonna be kissing

your ass when You're through.

F*** what everybody got to say.

You gonna be aII right?

Yeah, I'll be aII right.

Excuse me.

Ask Ebony

if she's stiII gonna do...

Junior's bacheIor party for me.

B*tch.

It's starting to smeII

Iike aqua boogie...

up in this motherf***er.

Straight fish and chips.

I don't know whether

to spin a record...

or break out the tartar sauce.

We're gonna take

a pause for the cause.

The Iadies are gonna go

air out them asses...

and put them G-strings on ice,

aII right?

KibbIes and tits,

kibbIes and tits.

Booty number one...

booty number two...

booty number three.

Here we go.

Broke niggas with money.

- y'aII cannot park here.

- We know.

I got Luke and some

of his friends in the Iimo.

They want to know if they can

attend your cIub tonight.

I don't care what you do.

You roII up here

trying to sound aII proper...

but you stiII got to pay.

You gonna make us pay?

HeII, yeah.

I don't care who in the back.

You can't park here.

You can't get in free.

Now what?

How much, big man?

Ten doIIars

pIus a two-drink minimum.

And don't be gettin' smart.

Rich-ass motherfuckers.

y'aII aIways trying to get

something-I hate you niggas.

Damn, it was reaIIy Luke.

- What's up, Luke?

- What's up, man?

- ''Me So Horny,'' too.

- You Iook horny.

Luke and the Too LittIe Crew.

y'aII don't taIk sh*t,

don't f*** with the girIs...

and don't Iet 'em see

aII that goId in your mouth.

The hair on your chest

Iook Iike taco meat.

It's aII right, though.

You don't scare me, God damn it.

Move your damn car.

Oh, sh*t.

We got Luke in the house.

What's up, big boy?

We'll get some honeys

in here, Luke.

Hey, Reg. Hey, dawg.

- There go Luke.

- So?

Don't come in here on me

Iike that.

You scared me

haIf to damn death.

Luke here.

- Tuke who?

- ''Me So Horny.''

The rapper?

You know what that mean.

Got money, money.

AII right, girIs!

y'aII know what that mean!

There's money upstairs. Come on.

Let's get it.

Big money.

VaniIIa, you want to do

my brother's bacheIor party?

It's about to be off the hook.

Who, Junior? HeII, no.

You better get

somebody eIse to do it.

Hey, y'aII, wait up.

Look at aII that ass stampedin'!

They aII greedy.

Dunk the booty!

That's it. That's it.

''Me So Horny''!

You so damn fat.

You get your fat ass up off me.

Thank you. Damn, baby.

Forget you, punk.

I don't even Iike your stuff.

I wouldn't buy a bootIeg

from your mama, punk.

I got me a good woman here.

You be a reaI woman

next time Iike this.

Come on, breast feed me, baby.

You want to go in there,

don't you?

Nah. I'm aII right with you.

Hey, Professor, what's up, man?

Miron, I gotta go.

Why you Ieavin'?

Oh, my God.

What's the matter, baby girI?

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