The Powerpuff Girls Page #10

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Ape:
It is I who shall get a grip on the situation!

[He dons a pair of metal fists.]

Mojo:
You’d better not!

Rocko Socko:
As I, Rocko Socko, seize control and rule!

[To accentuate his words, he smashes a gaping hole in the nearby building.]

Mojo:
Wait!

[A lankier monkey speaks next.]

Lanky:
I, Baboon Kaboom with my baboom baquabitter bomb!

[He leaps into a large machine, complete with bomb-spewing buttocks.]

Mojo:
Uh-oh.

Baboon Kaboom:
And if you don’t like it you can kiss my baboon butt bombs!

Mojo:
(sarcastically) Ohh, that’s classy.

[A large barrel of monkeys, in same form as the famous toy, rolls down the street. A group of them speaks at once.]

Barrel Monkeys:
Gangway, Gangway! For we the Go-Go Po-Trol brothers in arms are working to form a chain of command that will reach out and take hold of your world!

[A sloth-like, Japanese Macaque monkey is standing in a vat of boiling water atop a dam.]

Sloth:
I, Hota Wota, am boiling mad. For you are all bloody ears. (explodes dam, water rushes forth.) Therefore, I shall unleash a scalding torrent to be blown out. For I don’t give a--

Mojo:
Watch your mouth!

[Next is a monkey with a pair of cymbals, moving sporadically like a toy as he clashes his cymbals.]

Cha-Ching:
I, Cha-Ching Cha-Ching, symbolize chaotic calamity!

[Next is a large group of flying monkeys with rocket packs. They speak in unison.]

Rocket monkeys:
We are Doot Da Doot Da Doo Doos (humming the evil monkeys theme from Wizard of Oz) shall rain on your parade! Because (begin to hock loogies) we like to spit!

Mojo:
Eww…

[A monkey with a very large nose speaks next, a dance number playing in the background as he half-sings the words. A large array of banana peels lie before him.]

Big nose:
My name is Hacha Chacha, and here is my schpeel, a diabolical plan with lots of appeal! Spreading out bananas, out far and wide, fixin’ up the folks for a slippery slide!

Mayor:
(still under Mojo’s boot) That’s pretty catchy!

[A nervous young monkey speaks next, clearly putting together his plan at the last minute.]

Blah-Blah Blah-Blah: I, uh, Blah-Blah Blah-Blah, shall, uh, create a sauce of chaos and stir up trouble, with a destructive force know as.. the tormato!

Mojo:
Tor-mah-to?

Mayor:
Tor-may-to.

[Mojo looks down at him, and gives him a smart smack off the steps.]

Mayor:
Woohoo!

[At this point, the scene goes through a myriad of monkeys in quick fashion:]

Monkey #1:
I, Killa Drilla!

Monkey #2:
I, Koko Kongo!

Monkey #3:
I, Bonzo Bango!

Monkey #4:
I, Rolo Ovo!

Monkey #5:
I, Cheata Beata!

Monkey #6:
I, Achey Breaky!

Monkey #7:
I, Smasha Crasha!

Monkey #8:
I, Cruncha Muncha!

Monkey #9:
I, Whacko Smacko!

Monkey #10:
I, Pappy Whappy!

Many Monkeys:
I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I!

Mojo:
NOOOOO! Stop! Cease! Desist! Do not continue with the ramblings, for my ramblings are the ramblings to be obeyed. For I am the king, supreme leader, and all-around dictator. Don’t you see? All you monkeys are my plan, so you plans are my plans because you are my plan and my plan was to make you! And I plan to rule the planet! Not to have my plans plan to stop me! I am your creator! I am your king! I am Mojo Jojo! (pushing the Professor out of the way) OBEY ME!

[The shot cuts to a view of outer space. (Despite the lack of air to convey sound,) the sound of distant wailing is heard. The shot zooms in to the asteroid belt, and focuses in a single rock.. Bubbles is sitting on the surface, head thrown back in utter dejection, a torrent of cries issuing from her mouth. The scene pulls back to show a saddened Blossom sitting on a rocky outcropping, and Buttercup fuming by herself in the distance. Their voices echo in the emptiness of space.]

Buttercup:
That jerk. That big fat dumb jerk! He duped us! He planned it all along and we fell for it!

Bubbles:
(between sobs) And now, everybody hates us even more! (crying abates, looks at Buttercup) What are you doing?

[Buttercup has started digging a crude wall in the asteroid.]

Buttercup:
What does it look like I’m doing? I’m building a house! Cause now, we have to live here!

Bubbles:
Live here?

Buttercup:
Yeah, don’t you see? This can be the bedroom, and this is my bed! (she slumps down on a crude jutting of rock, and points.) That can be your bed over there.

Bubbles:
(resuming crying) I don’t wanna sleep on a rooooooooooooooock!

[Blossom, as-of-yet silent, stares angrily into space with her back turned to her sisters.]

Blossom:
Maybe if someone hadn’t pushed Bubbles into the school

Buttercup:
(turning to face Blossom) Ohh, look. She speaks. (walks up to Blossom) Well maybe if someone hadn’t insisted on walking home from school so we could run into the biggest liar in the universe!

Blossom:
(standing) We weren’t allowed to use our powers, and you know it!

Buttercup:
Oh look, it’s Ms. Goody-Goody!

Blossom:
What was I supposed to do? We weren’t going to get people to stop hating us by breaking rules!

Buttercup:
Oh yeah. And using our superpowers to make a (imitating Blossom) "help-the-town-and-make-it-a-better-place-machine"... WAS FOLLOWING RULES????!!!!!

Blossom:
I didn’t see you putting up a fight!

Buttercup:
Well, you’re gonna now!

[Buttercup rushes Blossom, and the two go down in a rolling pile. Bubbles watches on as they roll around.]

Blossom:
If it wasn’t for you, we wouldn’t be in this stupid mess!

Buttercup:
Ohh, you stupid. (grunts)

Blossom:
(grunts) Ugh ... darn ... stupid ...

[Bubbles falls to her knees again and resumes crying. Buttercup's face falls into the picture, and she begins to scream in pain and flail her arms. Blossom is sitting on her back.]

Blossom:
I’m not fighting with you, Buttercup!

Buttercup:
(growls) Oh, yeah? 'Cause you know I’ll kick your butt!

Blossom:
No, because I know.... (growls, turns away) Oh, never mind. I’m not fighting with you. And I’m not talking to you EVER!!!

Buttercup:
Well, prepare yourself for a looooooong silence, girl. Cause we’re going to spend the rest of our lives here, thanks to you. At least I got me a bed! (thumps face first into a rock.)

[Blossom looks back angrily, but her anger melts into longing sadness as she looks upwards at that tiny blue planet. Her eyes waver, and she collapses into her arms in silent crying. Buttercup is curled into a ball on her bed. Her face is contorted in anger, but you can tell shes clenching her eyes shut from her tears. Bubbles resumes crying, but stops for a moment as she glances for her sisters.]

Bubbles:
Blossom? Buttercup? Do you hear that?

[Back on planet Earth, the townspeople are fleeing from the rampant mayhem the monkeys are causing. A drilling object is seen briefly. The focus switches back and forth between the asteroid and Townsville.]

Buttercup:
(angrily) No!

Bubbles:
Blossom what should we do?

[Blossom remains silent, head sunk into arms. In Townsville, Rocko Socko the iron-fisted ape pounds the ground, causing the streets to rise and fall. A ballistic missile explodes in the distance.]

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