The Prince & Me II: The Royal Wedding Page #5

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Oh, you don't believe me?

I can.

- Might be a Thanksgiving pa, huh?

- Yeah.

Are you OK?

- Oh, you had me going.

- Not until after the pie, all right?

- Milk?

- Oh, no.

I won't be drinking much milk

in the near future.

- Ma, great turkey.

- Don't eat too much.

We got feeding to do, and I don't need

you boys in a turkey coma.

- All right.

- You've got more work?

- Yeah, 24 hours a day.

- Really?

- Have to.

- If you don't milk them,

the cows' udders will explode.

- No.

- It happened at Frank Monahan's.

And did you actually

see it happen, Mikey?

- No.

- You're so bad.

You see, we gotta work twice as hard

as corporate-owned farms

just to stay afloat.

At this rate, the family farm

will be extinct in 20 years.

- I don't think he needs to hear it now.

- No, I'm interested.

What the big boys need to understand

is that we're all interdependent.

And if somebody loses,

eventually, we'll all lose.

- What?

- Nothing.

- Thanks, Dad.

- So, Eddie,

- what's up with you and my sister?

- Johnny!

Look, Paige, someone had to ask.

Yeah, Paige, he's too good-looking.

- Yeah.

- That's right, you're too good-looking.

- I'm not that good-looking.

- He's pretty good-looking.

- You're pretty good-looking.

- Oh, yeah.

- Guys.

- If you combine that with the accent

and your Euro-charm,

you're a lethal combination.

- Would everyone just stop? Please.

- Paige, we don't even know this guy.

I don't know anyone from Denmark.

I've never heard of anyone from there.

- Have you?

- Yeah, sure.

Eddie?

Kierkegaard, Niels Bohr,

Hans Christian Andersen.

Wow.

Hans Christian Andersen?

Hans Christian Andersen?

Lars Ulrich.

- From Metallica?

- From Metallica.

- Get out.

- OK.

- And Helena Christensen.

- Whoa, whoa, wait a second.

- The Victoria's Secret model?

- Yes.

- OK.

- That's gotta be the coolest country

- in the world now.

- You should be a superpower.

Yes.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,

to the Manitowoc County Fairgrounds.

A beautiful day for racing

and the 10th annual

Mad Mower Derby.

Give them a hand.

We got the seniors' class.

We've got machines

up to 15 horsepower.

They'll be blasting by the grandstand

at a good eight to 12 miles an hour.

So hang on to your hats

when they come by, folks.

Let them hear it when they come

past the stands here.

Peterson's coming out of the pit.

Look at him go around that corner.

- Come on. Come on.

- We've got a big deal today.

Check it out. Kopetsky.

What's up, Keith?

What the hell did you do

to that thing?

I bumped up the compression

and a few other little modifications.

All right. One lap to go, folks.

Let them hear it now.

The last of the five laps here

in the senior class.

Osterhouse is pushing.

Now Peterson's moving up.

He's making his move.

Here he comes now.

And here comes Thompson.

There goes Peterson!

Go, Mr. Peterson.

- That's Mr. Peterson?

- He's so damn old.

What a good, clean race

we had for the seniors.

- Your brothers seem to like him.

- Mom.

- I like him too.

- Yeah, I get that.

I really can't afford

any distractions right now.

Chemistry isn't just in a class, kiddo.

- And you guys have it.

- Right.

Then what happens? I fool myself

into thinking he's Prince Charming?

We get married

and live happily ever after?

Then all my work

goes down the drain

because I'm too busy

shopping for groceries

and picking my kids up at soccer.

Sweetie,

it really wasn't as bad as all that.

- I didn't mean it that way.

- I know.

But we're not talking about me.

I made my choice.

This is about you making

the right choice for you.

OK, we're getting ready

for the super-modified class.

OK, your brothers

are getting out there.

We have a Le Mans-style start.

The engines will be off.

The drivers, on the gun,

will be running on foot

across the track,

- Go, Eddie.

- Onto the mowers,

start the mowers and start racing.

All right, this one's for all the marbles.

And they've set themselves up

on the line now.

Boys, you've been waiting

all summer for this.

They're getting ready here.

They're champing at the bit, folks.

All set. Listen for the gun

to start it off.

- Shut up.

- And they're off. There they go.

- Oh, Williams and Kopetsky collide.

- Get up.

Williams is on the ground. Get out

of there before they run you over.

They're firing the machines up now.

Number five is up.

Number seven's up.

Kopetsky pulls right out.

Looks like Williams is having trouble

getting his engine going.

And as they head

into the first turn,

Kopetsky on number eight

is in the lead.

Look at that.

Williams got it running.

But he's got a long way to go.

Go, go, go!

It looks like the Morgan brothers

are really challenging Kopetsky there.

They are chasing him down...

- Ride my tail.

- Mike Morgan, on Moovover, second.

And his brother, John, on number

seven, is right behind him.

Williams now is on the track,

he's catching up.

At the back of the pack,

he's starting to move up nicely.

And he's putting on some real speed,

but he is way behind.

And it looks like we've got a duel

shaping up in the front of the pack.

Mike Morgan is really going

after Kopetsky.

- Eat it, Morgan!

- Watch it!

He's pushed Morgan

towards the hay bale there.

It looks like he pushed him

right off the track.

- Damn it! God!

- Keep it clean there, Kopetsky.

John Morgan is moving up now

to see if he can snatch the lead

away from Kopetsky.

- Come on, Eddie!

- Go!

And here comes Williams

on number nine.

He's catching up.

This could be a three-way race, folks.

- Go, go, go!

- Get him!

Kopetsky is trying to hold him off now.

Weaving back and forth to the inside.

Williams trying to go outside,

now trying to cut inside.

Kopetsky will have none of it.

He's holding him off. One lap to go.

Let them hear it, folks.

Going around the third corner...

Go! Go! Go!

Williams, the rookie,

is really out for the gold.

He's coming after Kopetsky

on the inside.

Kopetsky is trying to hold him off

with some quick moves.

Watch out for him, Williams.

He'll mess with you.

It's Kopetsky and Williams now.

Oh, my God, they bumped!

Did you see that?

Williams is coming in first!

Williams, the first-time rookie rider,

takes the championship

of the super-modifieds.

Skoal!

That's great.

- It's stupid.

- He said it was for all the marbles.

- I won them. I'm going to keep them.

- Hey, you.

Fine race, sir.

Hey!

Right.

- I'm gonna kick your ass.

- Just try.

Mike.

- Hey, you guys. John, stop.

- You couldn't get me, Kopetsky.

- Get off me.

- Get off.

- Are you OK?

- Yes.

Here, come over here.

I still think we should've stopped

at that biker bar,

shown them your hog.

Why?

Are we trying to set some record

of how many times

I can get beaten up in one night?

If we were fencing, he would've

been in serious trouble.

He still would have punched you.

Sorry.

I think that people around here

are getting the wrong idea

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