The Salt of Life Page #4

Synopsis: Gianni is sixty. He is retired but has not become lazy for all that. In fact he is a helpful fellow who gives a hand to all those who need one: shopping for his wife, walking the pretty neighbor's dog, and so on. Everybody likes Gianni, but is it for the right reasons? Doesn't his wife profit by the situation (she still works so it is only logical that Gianni do all the chores)? Isn't he subject to the excruciating whims of his rich mother?... Sure, everybody LIKES Gianni, but who LOVES him? Agreed, being kind to them, he is the ladies pet, but he does not attract them anymore. That is why, when his macho lawyer friend Alfonso blames him for not having young mistresses "like every other senior Italian male", Gianni, who is beginning to ask himself questions about what it is like to become old, starts chasing dames...
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Gianni Di Gregorio
Production: Zeitgeist Films
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
65
Rotten Tomatoes:
84%
NOT RATED
Year:
2011
90 min
$200,146
Website
15 Views


My friend,

it's my mother's birthday tonight.

- What a pain!

- You're telling me!

We could have watched

the game tonight.

I know, but we can't.

Actually, please,

we have to set the table.

- It's only seven o'clock.

- I know, but it takes time.

- Get the good plates...

- Where are they?

In the cupboard

with the crystal glasses.

Good glasses, good plates,

all deluxe!

We'll have an aperitif afterwards

if you help me.

- Forks on the left.

- Come on, it doesn't matter!

Let's do it right.

Knives on the right

and dessert spoons at the top.

Perfect.

- Happy birthday.

- Gianni, what a pleasure!

An extra happy birthday.

Good evening, Mr. Gianni,

my Aunt Ilena.

A pleasure.

Please go in.

A special thank you

for being so generous.

Don't think about the house anymore,

that's already done.

We won't think about it anymore.

You're a real gentleman in every way.

Please, sit down.

Sit down, Mum.

Michi, since Cristina's aunt is here,

could you set another place.

And then tell them to come in

and bring the eggplant.

We won't all fit.

I'll eat in there,

then I can watch the game.

No game!

Gianni my dear, eggplant?

- No, but...

- Eggplant parmesan?

Maybe you didn't remember,

but I can't eat that, it's too rich.

I'm sorry.

Your wife never

remembers my ailments.

I hope she won't be offended,

but I really can't have any.

It's okay, I made it

and nothing's fried.

Well then, I'll have a taste.

Excuse me a moment.

Dad, how long will this thing last?

As long as it takes to eat,

Grandma just got here.

Be a good girl!

Darling, eggplant parmesan?

I didn't fry a thing!

Gianni's always so affectionate.

Unfortunately

they're not all the same,

especially those around him,

don't you think?

Good evening to everyone.

My dearest.

I'm happy to have you here.

So very glad.

Seeing you makes me younger.

Even more?

Not so old.

Excuse me, ladies,

I need to buy cigarettes.

The tobacco shop's about to close.

Please start.

- Couldn't you have gone out earlier?

- You're right.

I'll be right back.

Goal!

Eggplant.

As I said before,

it's not good for me, honey.

You know I haven't been very well.

I'll pass and wait

for the next course.

Alright, let's begin with Cristina.

Who is it?

Gianni, hi!

- Come in.

- No...

You're with friends, no...

This is Gianni, a really good friend.

Let me introduce you.

I'm going out for cigarettes,

and I wanted

to take Riccardo with me.

Okay, but at least have a drink.

We'll have an aperitif, okay?

- Can I?

- No, it's mine.

You can make another one!

It's great you came!

Thank you, give me Riccardo

and I'll go.

- I'll leave you.

- Stay.

- Gia'!

- Michelangelo!

What are you doing here?

I've been looking for you all night.

We called the State Police,

the City Police,

everyone except the Forestry

Commission and the Child Helpline.

Come on.

Why is this dog with you?

- What time is it?

- Gia', can I ask you something?

I'd love to know

what's going on in your head.

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Valerio Attanasio

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