The Santa Clause
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 97 min
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Ho-ho-ho! | Merry Christmas!
Hey, guys!
- Ho! Merry Christmas. | - Thanks. | - Hey!
Ladies and gentlemen, | can I have your attention?
This has been our best year ever | thanks to Do-lt-All-For-You-Dolly.
A-And I think we should give | a special thanks to the people...
responsible for our | record-breaking sales,
our Midwest marketing | and distribution team,
- Scott Calvin and Susan Perry! | - Yeah!
Let's hear it for 'em! | Come on!
Susan, darling, come on up here. | Aren't they adorable?
Say a few words.
Thank you very much. | This was really a team effort,
and I would just want to thank | every one of you individually--
But we don't have time | for that, do we?
In all seriousness, | um, here at B&R Toys,
we're not just about makin' | a profit in quality toys.
We're also about families.
But our families aren't | here with us right now.
Which is probably why Johnson's | secretary is sittin' in his lap.
You guys have a great party, | have a great year.
Drive safe. | Thanks very much.
Aren't they wonderful?
Laura, I was hopin' to catch you | before you'd left your house.
I ran real late today. You wouldn't | believe the traffic out here.
Yeah, same to you! | And that's not very ladylike!
Anyway, I'll try to get | to my house as soon as I can.
Oh, there's the problem right there.
Three car pile-up. | I'm really gonna be late.
Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells | All seem to sing throw cares away
Christmas is here bringing good cheer | To young and old, meek and the bold
Ding dong and dong, balance in song | Ring joyful ring, all caroling
One seems to hear words of good cheer | from everywhere filling the air
Oh, how they pound, raising the sound | go hand in hand calling in the town
Gaily they ring while people sing | songs of good cheer, Christmas is here
Merry, merry, merry | merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry | merry Christmas
On we will sing, dawn with a hymn | Angel will come to every home
Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells | All seem to sing throw cares away
Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells | one seems to hear words of good cheer
From everywhere, filling the air | Oh, how they pound, raising the sound
Go hand in hand | Calling in the town
Gaily they ring while people sing | songs of good cheer, Christmas is here
Merry, merry, merry | merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry | merry Christmas
On we will sing, dawn with a hymn | Angel will come to every home
On we will sing, dawn with a hymn | Angel will come to every home
Ding dong ding
Dong
All right. Let's go.
- Bye, Charlie. | - Bye, Neal.
- Oh, sorry I'm late. Hi. | - Hi.
- Did you want to come in for a minute? | - Neal's waiting in the car, so--
- Why doesn't he come in? | - 'Cause, Daddy, he says you'll | just end up saying something snotty.
Not necessarily. Could be rude | or sarcastic. Whatever it takes.
- See? I gotta go. Here. | - Oh, come on. Come on.
Christmas Eve. | Just for a minute.
Watch those steps. | They're real slippery.
- Ooh! | - Told ya.
- So-- | - Well--
- You goin' to your mom's for dinner? | - Actually, we're gonna be | with Neal's family.
Ah, Christmas at the pound.
There aren't that many | presents over there.
Well, that's because | Santa isn't here yet.
Neal doesn't believe | in Santa.
Well, Neal's head | comes to a point.
-He's smart. He's a doctor. | -He's not a doctor. He's a psychiatrist.
Take your coat off. | You're stickin' around, aren't ya?
I'll be right there. | Just a sec.
- I just want to-- | - Did that jerk tell Charlie | there was no Santa Claus?
What? No. Oh, Charlie came home | from school the other day in tears,
because some big kid told him | there was no such thing as Santa.
And, you know Neal. | Well, he sat him down and--
He told him that | there was a Santa Claus.
Well, all he said was that | Santa was more like a feeling.
You know, more like | a state of mind than a person.
Kind of like Neal. | And who gave you permission | to tell Charlie there's no Santa Claus?
I think if we're gonna destroy our son's | illusions, I should be a part of it.
- Yeah, but you're never around, | are you, Scott? | - Oh, oh, please.
Listen, all we are trying to do is | give Charlie a firm grasp on reality.
That's a good idea. You don't want kids | runnin' around usin' their imaginations.
Oh, yeah. This from the guy responsible | for the Do-lt-All-For-You-Dolly.
- Leave her out of this. | - Don't you burp me, don't you change me
- I'm the dolly-- | - Why do you guys always have to fight?
I, uh, swear we're not fighting. | It's your mom's singing.
It sounds a lot like fighting, | doesn't it? Cats even.
The trouble is, Neal and your mom, | they don't believe in Santa | because they were real naughty.
Which is why they'll probably get | lumps of coal in their stockings.
I don't know. It seems kind of babyish | to believe in that kind of stuff.
What are you talkin' about? I believe | in Santa Claus. I'm not a baby.
- Well-- | - Maybe it's time you left.
We don't want to keep | Dr Pinhead waiting.
Come here.
Do I gotta stay?
Listen, you and your daddy are | gonna have a great Christmas, okay?
- Will you pick me up tomorrow? | - Of course.
- Early? | - Yes.
We're talking sunup? | You're here?
You'll be fine. Ah, merry | Christmas, Charlie. I love you.
I love you too, Mom.
- You be a good boy, okay? | - Bye, Mom.
Four hours?
I'm dreamin' | of a white Christmas
- Your Christmas will be perfect-- | - Just like the ones I used to know
...with its own | built-in turkey timer.
Where those treetops | glisten
-And now, we return to the most | cherished of Christmas stories, | -And children listen
- Miracle On 34th Street, | starring Natalie Wood and-- | - To hear sleigh bells in the snow--
That is exactly why you want | a high-quality fire extinguisher | right in the kitchen.
Those flames | were really big, Dad.
- Yeah, turkey's funny that way. | - Dad!
'Ey!
It's done.
You like osso buco, Charlie? | They're closed.
You know, Neal's | a real good cook.
Yeah, and you should see him | walk on water.
- You don't like him | very much, do ya, Dad? | - Charlie, yeah--
I was joking, okay? I'm sorry. | I was just kiddin' around.
I like him a lo-- Yeah, sure, | I like him. You know, there--
There's just something | about him that makes me wanna--
Lash out irrationally?
- Where did you hear that? | - From Neal.
I learn a lot from him. | He listens to me.
Yeah. Then he | charges ya for it.
I'm dreaming
- Of a white Christmas | - All right. Denny's.
- Just like the ones I used to know | - It's always open. | - I don't wanna eat here.
- What are you talkin' about? | Everybody likes Denny's. | - Where those treetops
- It's an American institution. | - Glisten
- Are you with Hatsutashi? | - No!
- Dad burnt the turkey. | - Oh, yeah. This way. Come on.
- Right over there. | - Thank you.
- Here we go. | - Burn the turkey?
- Coffee? | - No, thank you, Judy.
What do you say we start out | with cold glasses...
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