The Shootist Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1976
- 100 min
- 1,727 Views
into this house.
There we are, sir.
Mr. Books.
Yes, sir?
I'm Hezekiah Beckum,
the undertaker, sir.
How do you do?
I hope you don't think
my stopping by
is untimely, sir.
No, I admire a man
with get-up-and-go.
As the saying goes
in our profession,
the early worm
gets the bird.
some unfortunate things.
I'd like to express
my heartfelt regret.
All right.
What's your proposition?
I'm prepared to offer
you embalming
by the most, uh,
scientific methods,
good for a century
regardless
of the climatic
or geological
conditions,
my best hearse,
uh, the minister
of your choice,
and the presence of at
least, uh, two mourners...
a headstone of the finest
Carrera marble...
and a plot in size
and location
befitting
your status, sir...
and perpetual care
of the grounds.
For how much?
Why, nothing, sir.
For the privilege.
No, I mean how much will
you make on the deal?
Oh, Beckum,
you're going to do to me
what they did
to John Wesley Hardin.
You're going
to lay me out,
let the public gawp at me
for 50 cents a head,
10 cents
for the children.
When the curiosity
peters out,
you'll stick me
in a hole
while you hurry to
the bank with your loot.
I assure you...
Give me a scrap
of paper and a pencil.
What good's
your assurance
when my veins are filled
with your damn juice?
No. Here's what
you're going to do.
First you're going
to give me $50 cash.
Then early
Monday morning,
you'll bring me
a headstone.
I want a small headstone
with this written on it.
Nothing else.
No jabbery, no angels.
You got that?
Mr. Books,
you're a hard man.
I'm alive.
Ah, very well.
I'll set
my stonecutter
to work on the inscription
immediately.
Mr. Beckum.
The $50.
Oh. Hmm.
Thank you, sir.
Early worm,
early worm.
That Beckum is just
what you say he is.
Well... now,
how much do I owe you?
Not one bitty penny,
Mr. Books.
Why, to watch that
performance you done give,
I'd have paid $ 10
in a theater.
Well, I may just accept
your generosity.
Besides, I may
just see if Beckum
would like to buy some
of J.B. Books' hair.
With
your permission.
Permission granted.
Good day, sir.
What the hell?
And the third man's
name is...
Mike Sweeney.
Do you know him?
Sure, I do. He's got one of
those horseless carriages.
And now for the favor
I'm going to ask you.
You just tell me, sir.
Anything at all.
Don't dive in till
you know how deep it is.
Today's the 27th,
isn't it?
Yes, sir.
Now, that's Jack Pulford,
Jay Cobb, and Mike Sweeney.
Tomorrow morning early,
I want you to go to each one
of them and tell them
that I'll be at the
Metropole
at 11 A.M.
On Monday the 29th,
and don't tell any of them
that you've told the others.
Cobb's still in jail.
Yeah, well,
tell him anyway.
Think you can
do that for me?
Well, I know I can,
but, uh, Ma's going
to have conniptions
if I don't go to
church in the morning.
You can go
to church first.
I telephoned Moses.
You can ride Old Dollar
out to the Sweeney spread.
Yes, sir.
Thank you and...
and good night.
Son of a b*tch.
Don't cuss.
Yes, sir.
You know that kind of
music gets on my nerves,
especially on Sunday.
Sorry.
Ma, are you angry
at Mr. Books?
Why? What did he say?
Nothing. It's just...
Ma, I'm sorry.
I got to go run some
errands for Mr. Books.
I promised him.
Gillom.
Gillom.
I'll be back soon.
Soon as I can.
Oh! Oh!
What happened?
Are you all right?
I slipped in the tub.
Let me help you.
Hell.
Come on, now.
Hang on to me. That's it.
Now sit on the edge
of the tub.
I'll get you another towel.
Damn!
John Bernard,
you swear too much.
The hell I do.
Put your arm
around my shoulder.
Why didn't you
ask me to help you
in the first place?
I couldn't.
Why not?
I promised you
I wouldn't be a burden.
But you are, so let's
I sure as hell am.
Oh, let me sit down.
Oh, sit down for a minute
while I catch my breath.
Oh...
well, we finally made it
through a full day
without having a fight.
Well, we haven't seen
each other all day.
You're right there.
You know, Bond,
you're such a real
lady on the outside.
You're full of vim and
vinegar on the inside.
I just never met
anybody like you.
You're running low.
I better call Dr. Hostetler
and order some more.
No. This'll do.
Oh.
That Morning Appeal.
I've skimmed newspapers
all my life.
Never got the whole
good out of one.
I bought this
the day I arrived,
and I said to myself,
"I'm going to read every
word, and when I'm done,
"I'll know for a fact
exactly what happened
on January 22nd
in the year 1901."
It was an important day
in my life,
and now I know.
Would you do me a favor
and give this honorable
incineration in my stove?
You're getting ready
to do something.
What makes you say that?
This...
dry cleaning...
laudanum...
haircut.
I want you
to promise me something.
Tomorrow when you see me in all
my dry-cleaning splendor
and my Sunday-go-to-meeting
clothes,
I want you to promise
there'll be no questions...
no surmises,
no woman's intuition.
All curiosity stops
right here and now.
Promise me?
And no tears, Bond.
Mr. Books!
In here, Gillom.
Oh, so I see.
No, you don't see.
I was helping Mr. Books
out of the bathtub.
What?
You must be hungry.
No, Ma. I'm fine.
I promise.
Thank you.
Well, sir,
I got it done.
Good. How'd you get
along with Old Dollar?
Oh, he's a great horse.
You should've seen the look
on Marshal Thibido's face
when I rode up
to the jail.
He must've thought I was you
coming to bust Cobb out.
Hardly me.
Which is just about
what I did do
'cause Thibido's
going to let Cobb out
long enough to meet you.
Good.
You'll never guess
how Cobb took that.
I bet he jumped with joy.
He got all white,
scared to death.
Oh?
Now, Pulford was happy.
He told me so.
And he sure was polite.
He said, uh,
honor... and the privilege
of having him try his
luck at my faro table. "
We'll have
to give it a try.
Now, how about
the other fella... Sweeney?
You watch out
for him, Mr. Books.
That man is mean,
and he hates you.
Well, we'll see if we can't
clear that up tomorrow.
Sir, what's...
Thank you. We both
ought to get some sleep.
Can I ask you something?
I'm tuckered out.
We'll talk tomorrow.
But I have to be out
before sunup,
do the milk deliveries
while Cobb's in jail.
Then we'll both
have a busy morning.
Before you go...
there's something
I want to give you.
No, sir. No.
I won't take pay.
And I wouldn't offer it,
Gillom.
But you like Old Dollar,
don't you?
Best horse I ever rode.
Well, he's yours.
I bought him back.
Here's the bill of sale.
Now let me get
some sleep.
Sir?
Yeah?
When you asked me
to do this,
I- I didn't realize...
and... and I just hope
that nothing...
Just take good care
of Old Dollar.
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