The Single Moms Club Page #11

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Oh, it's like that? Okay.

All right. What you got?

[ Chuckling ]

What, all net? it's gonna be all net?

Oh! All net with it!

Hey, baby.

Mmm.

- I missed you.

- Wow. Hi to you too.

Come.

I want to introduce you

to somebody.

Yeah? What's going on?

[ Chuckles ]

- Veronica?

- Yeah?

This is Manny, my boyfriend.

Um, your boyfriend?

Yeah. My boyfriend.

All right. I'm her boyfriend, yeah.

Nice to meet you, Veronica.

Way to go, Mom!

I was wondering

when I would get to meet him.

How did you know about him?

The toilet seat

is always up in your bathroom.

- Oh, well-

- Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry. I'm a guy. I forget sometimes.

So, tell me about yourself.

- About myself?

- Yeah.

Well, um-

[ May]

Hey, guys!

What did you get? That?

- He caught it.

- Yeah.

That is amazing.

- These are my boys. This is Ben. This is Kelly.

- Hi.

Okay. Why don't you guys take the fish

to the back porch, clean it up...

and I'll get some dinner ready, yeah?

- Did you have fun?

- Yeah.

- Qkay, good.

- [ Ruck ] Let's go.

- Hey, be careful with the knives!

- [ Rick ] All right.

" [ Ben ] Okay, Dad.

- He's so happy.

[ Sighs ]

TK, you are, uh-

You amaze me. Yeah.

I amaze you? No, you amaze me.

Taking care of him,

making sure he's straight.

Yeah.

Yeah, you should be proud of that.

- You should be really proud of yourself.

- Mmm.

- Are they- Are they watching?

- No.

- Are we busted?

- [ Laughing ]

Mmm.

He's really happy-

I know. I haven't seen him this happy

in a long time.

And I want you to be that happy.

Like when we were hangin' out

with your friends at the movies...

and how much you've been talkin' about

the Single Moms Club.

- You should call them back. They

really miss you. - Mm-mmm. I can't.

I'm too embarrassed.

- Oh, it's pride.

- It's not pride.

I'm just-

I acted like a complete idiot and I-

- it's pride. You should call 'em.

- [ Sighs]

- Hey.

- N/ Dance:
Pop ]

Hey!

Hey!

[ L-ytia 1

How you doin'?

You look beautiful!

[ May]

Hey, guys!

Oh, my God!

I've been trying to call you!

Oh, my God!

May! rm $0 hapPY You're here.

- Mm-mm-mm.

- I know. I know.

Ought to slap the hell out of you

for ignorin' us.

You guys, I'm so sorry.

Are we okay?

- Of course we're okay.

- May!

[Jan ]

You look gorgeous.

I'm so happy to see you, ladies.

I'm so sorry, guys. I just-

Life happened and I was just trying

to get balance, that's all.

- Girl, we get it.

- We know how that goes.

We covered for you.

You covered me?

This place looks unbelievable. it's gorgeous.

Looks so beautiful.

So, I mean,

seriously, Single Moms Club...

we back in full effect or what?

Uh- Yes.

[Squealing ]

Don't leave me hangin', girl.

Well, May, I'm so excited

that you came tonight...

because I have a surprise for you.

I switched firms,

and, uh, your book just happens...

to be exactly the kind of material

they're looking for.

[May]

Oh, my God!

So I hope you don't mind,

but we're publishing it.

[ Screams ]

Are you kidding me?

- Oh, I'm so proud of you.

- Thank you.

I know you knew about this.

We all knew about it! Don't put that on me.

You'd have known about it, too,

had you been here.

- Oh. Thanks, girl.

- A toast.

- Yes.

- Thank you.

- Okay. To us.

- To us.

And the Single Moms Club.

[All ]

Cheers!

JV' [ Continues ]

Baby,go!

- Oh, my God. Come on. Get out.

- What about my shirt?

- Your shirt?

- Yeah.

Baby, go! Oh, my God!

I'm going as fast- You know, this is crazy.

You know what? This is crazy.

[ Director]

And we cut!

Yes, I want you to meet men.

Because I don't like what you're doing.

You're laying around

in your filthy yoga pants...

just crying and feeling sorry for yourself.

Your husband's a jerk.

Your ex-husband is a jerk.

Move on. Get right back out there...

before the wound scabs over and then scars.

I don't know what I mean.

I'm just telling you to get back out there.

Don't end up like me.

[ May] ...lifetime,

I don't know. [ Laughs ]

I got your address.

I'm coming back for you. Cut.

[ Man ]

Light the candles.

Hidden things under there, I never know.

Need some lipstick? I've got some lipstick.

No? Need a bottle opener?

[ Branson ] it was supposed

to make you smile. it was a joke.

That ain't no joke!

My mama had them same owers...

and my mama's been dead five years!

And you had to bring it here

three days before she died.

You ain't right!

You ain't right! Tryin' be like this.

- [ Branson ] Lytia, I'm sorry. Lytia.

No! No! - I don't even like you.

[ Crew Laughing ]

[ TK 1

I'll talk to you really soon.

All right, Mr. TK.

- Okay,

- Bye-bye.

Okay Bye-

[Tony] May, get your ass off the phone

and get back to work.

- Okay.

- No personal calls!

[ Laughing I

So we want to make it this enchanted...

forest type of thing, if that's possible.

Yeah. Enchanted forest.

Kind of magical, whimsical.

You know, like, Disneyland-ish.

[Laughs]

Okay. And just shrink it.

[ Hillary]

You know, like the bush.

You want me to pound the bush?

I can make it big, if you like it big.

Would you be good at that?

Yes. I have a lot of wood right now.

In the back, there. So-

- [ Hillary] Oh.

Uh

I can throw that wood wherever you need it.

You can? Really?

- Just let me know. Yeah.

- Okay.

Real good at what I do,

so I can get in there and pound that wood.

You could do it? We need it fast.

I can do it fast. Yeah.

I mean, just- Yeah. I could do it right now.

Give me five minutes.

You know what I mean? But, um-

[ Hillary]

Are you good at working with people?

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I mean, you tell me-

Give me a little bit of direction.

You tell me how you want it.

I can give it to you however you want it.

You Will?

I'll slam that thing,

you know, together, real quick.

I'll throw it up. I'll throw it down.

I'll throw it however

you want me to throw it.

I'll hit it. But I Won't quit it. So-

Okay.

I like a man who is strong

because he does things.

Feels things.

Who says a lot by not saying much.

[ May]

That's a good one.

Who listens to me when I'm talking.

[ Laughing ]

But also when I'm silent.

[Women Laughing ]

So you want a hearing-impaired person?

Who's rich and owns his own liquor store.

Yes, that's what I want.

We have to find her a rich,

hearing-impaired bachelor.

[ Laughing I

Who's got a lot of muscles.

[Children Chattering ]

Every time. One at a time.

[ Crew Member]

Only.

[ L-ytia 1

Jan, give me your phone.

What? I know you got more minutes.

You ain't called her but once.

Say the magic word.

Hey, you know,

I've been talking to your man.

[ Esperanza ]

What is he telling you?

And I see what's going on...

- why you won't commit.

- [ Esperanza ] Why?

So whenever you're ready,

me, you and May- We got that.

[ Lytia ]

Wow!

[ Esperanza ]

What was he-

- You don't need to do that.

- No?

That's low-down. And we cut.

[ L-ytia 1

I'm sorry. I was like-

[ TK 1

Check- Check it again.

[ Crew Member]

On your mark.

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