The Soul of Bread Page #5

Hope you will still have a happy birthday today

Finally, never drink and drive

Now, we are listening to Band:

Never Die's newest single:

"Pineapple Bun's Sadness"

Thank you

"Pineapple bun is so sad"

"No one is more aggrieved than me"

"Don't blame me for being so harsh"

"I don't have a good appearance"

"I don't have a big dream"

"I want to go away, away from everything"

Ahhhh

"Pineapple bun's sadness"

Look out for Ping

Isn't Ping dating that foreigner?

Oh, quit it

What's the topic today?

I just think, this foreigner

is so popular around this place

How about we hold a contest: "The Next Top Baker?"

I also think it is a good idea

Then, who will be the participants?

In this small town?

I think Bread can do it

Why not just ask him and Gao-Bing?

I am not too sure

Even though I am the head...

of this neighborhood

I personally think we should do it now

He and Gao-Bing can finally have a formal contest

And, we will have people gathering

At the end, we can promote this small town

and even your bakery

Yeah, yeah, that is our main purpose

OK, so let's have a word with both of them

Hey, Ping, can you and Bread come here for a sec?

Hello

What the Fxxx?!

You can't say that. It is bad

What the Fxxx?!

Who taught him that?

Dad!

Our good neighbors were suggesting

How about having a bread game:

"The Next Top Baker?"

So that he and Gao-Bing can have a penalty kick

They want to have a "baking contest"

You and Gao-Bing

And, do you want to do it?

Sure

But, Gao-Bing is gone, right?

What? I just saw Gao-Bing at the local restaurant

You saw him at the restaurant?

"My stomach aches so badly for you"

"Why aren't you in my heart?"

"My heart has gone."

"My love has gone."

"You're after his money."

"My stomach aches badly for you."

"Why are his underpants hung in your room?"

Are you done or what?

Why are you here?

You are leaving? Even without one note?

What about the bakery?

You can leave me and go to France, but I can't?

Hey, if it were me and Bread, who would you pick?

You, definitely

Did the neighbors tell you I am here?

Yeah

Then, go tell your good neighbors

I will not join the contest with Bread

I am not interested in that at all

Then, what about me and George Clooney?

Well, you

You hesitated

What about me and Jessica Alba?

Jessica Alba

What! I picked you!?

At least I did not hesitate

Uncle Chiu

OK, let's all sit down

Why can't I go to France?

I really want to see the outside world

Don't go to France, please

Can you please stop?

Do you think Gao-Bing is big?

Probably not, I think Gao-Bing is quite small

Gao-Bing, can you grow up?

I am really sorry

- You are hurting me

- Hey, hey

Gao-Bing, you are drunk

Don't you dare touch me

Hey, you are drunk

Let him go, Gao-Bing

What the F is going on around here?

You two, stop it, now

Sis, can you give Gao-Bing another chance?

OK, if you won the baking contest

I will stay, I mean it

If you are tired, then go to sleep

Ping, if you want to get some sleep, go ahead

We will take the rest from here

It's OK

I mean it, get some rest, we can handle this

OK, then you two should get some rest as well

It's a big day tomorrow

Hey, don't sleep here, do you hear me?

Don't touch my thing

I told you to stop, don't you dare touch my thing

Don't touch me again

I am sick of your childish bullshit

I like Ping, and Ping likes me

And, none of your little temptation will gonna

stop her from coming to France with me

Do you fxxxing hear what I am saying?

Go to hell

Fxxx

Go away

Let me go

OK, OK, you win

You have everything

What about me?

I am a small town barker with nothing

The only thing that I cherish is Ping

I don't know why you are taking her away from me

Why me? Why her? Why?

You can hurt me, beat me as much as you like

But, you can't do that to Ping, never

She is all I care about, and all I love

I know you foreigners are all the same

Coming here, flirting and fxxxing

with those innocent girls

Leaving them at the end without saying goodbye

God dammit, shut up already

Look

I don't know what you have with Ping

with what I came here

I don't care

I am happy with her

Is that so wrong?

What did I have before I came here?

Money? Fame? Girls? It is all fake

I don't want that

I came here to run away from that bullshit

I just want a simple life

I want to bake bread

I want to fall in love

Ping

What I have with her, that...

What she has given me; that is real

I don't get that a lot

My mother is gone

Mother

Do you understand that?

My mother

My mother is gone, with her,

she took everything that I ever loved

Till I met Ping

Why can't I have that?

Bro

I can't find any gauze

You pervert

You mean pervert?

Anyway, let's clean this place up

Ladies and gentlemen

Thank you...

for all being here

Joining us for the baking contest:

The Next Top Baker?

Now, over here, the talented young French baker:

Mr. Bread

He is going to make bread from rice

Called:
Sweet potato with rice bun

He uses the most original Taiwanese rise

With the yeast that only comes from Alps

At last, the sweetest potato from Ging-Shan

With all these three ingredients

It should be the rice bun that no one taste before

As in here, we see Gao-Bing's:

French seafood soup bun

He had this idea

when he was in a restaurant the other day

With all the imagination,

he will try to recapture the French delicacy

Then, we see all these raw materials

Gao-Bing is using fresh squids

and clean prawn from Peng-Hu

Two best Taiwanese seafood with freshness

Also, his last touch: black tuna from Japan

This bread is full of surprises

and your taste bud will love this

Everyone, Gao-Bing's French seafood soup

bun is almost ready

Wow, so delicate, even with that?

So shining!

And, over here

Let's see Bread's Sweet potato with rice bun

My god! See, all those caramel

Doesn't this make your mouth water?

OK, all the breads are ready

Everyone

Are you ready?

We now are trying these two kinds of breads

Does everyone have a sample?

Let's eat with your heart and soul

Hey, where is mine?

Are we done?

We are now casting the ballot for

"The Next Top Baker"

Now!

Everyone

Here comes the result:

It is a draw

Gao-Bing is fifty, and Bread is also fifty

It's one hundred ballots in total

No, that is not right

I prepared one hundred and one ballots,

so one is lost

Oh, really?

It should be one hundred and one in total

Now, we only have one hundred

Anyone still holding his or her ballot?

Who is it?

Please cast the ballot now

We need that one

Sister

OK, it's my turn

Now, our "Next Top Baker" is Bread

Why are you cleaning this?

I am going to donate this to the temple

You? This? Donation?

I thought you love this

Oh, please mail this for me

When you are in France tomorrow

I know why I lost the contest

And, I now see my shortage

My bread is not original and lacks creativity

But, Bread invents that rice bun by himself

So, he is the real top baker

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