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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
I got it! I got it! I got it!
Dinghy ahoy.
Dinghy off the port bow.
- Dinghy off the port bow!
- Dinghy off the port bow!
Dinghy off the port bow.
- Captain, dinghy off the--
- Dinghy.
I got it!
I got it.
Where is it?
It's right here, captain.
with me own eye.
Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!
Who lives in a pineapple
Under the sea?
Absorbent and yellow
And porous is he
SpongeBob SquarePants
lf nautical nonsense
Be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants
Then drop on the deck
And flop like a fish
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The sea. So mysterious,
so beautiful. So...
...wet.
Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's
popular undersea eatery
The Krusty Krab restaurant, where--
- Back up. Back up.
- Hey. Wait a minute.
- What is happening?
- PIease, settIe down.
We've got a situation in there
I'd rather not discuss
tiII me manager gets here.
Look, there he is.
TaIk to me, Krabs.
It started out as a simpIe order:
When the customer took a bite,
no cheese!
Get ahoId of yourseIf, Eugene.
I'm going in.
Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager
of this estabIishment.
Everything's gonna be just fine.
- I'm reaIIy scared here, man.
- You got a name?
- PhiI.
- You got a famiIy, PhiI?
Come on, PhiI, stay with me.
Let's hear about that famiIy.
I got a wife
and two beautifuI chiIdren.
That's what it's aII about.
I want you to do me a favour, PhiI.
What?
Say cheese.
Order up.
Three cheers for the manager!
Hip! Hip!
Hip! Hip!
Hip! Hip!
Hooray!
Gary, I had that dream again.
And it's finaIIy gonna
come true. Today.
Sorry about this, caIendar.
Because today is the grand-opening
ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2,
where Mr. Krabs wiII announce
the new manager.
Who's it gonna be, Gary?
WeII, Iet's ask my waII
of 37 4 consecutive
empIoyee-of-the-month awards.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
I'm ready. Promotion.
CIeanIiness is next to
manager-Iiness.
I'm ready. Promotion.
I'm ready. Promotion.
SpongeBob!
What are you doing in here?
I have to teII you something,
Squidward.
Whatever it is,
can't it wait untiI we get to work?
- There's no shower at work.
- What do you want?
I just wanted to say
I'II be thanking you
in my manageriaI acceptance
speech today.
Get out!
Okay. I'II see you at the ceremony.
That sounds Iike the manager
of the new Krusty Krab 2.
Oops. HoId on.
- CongratuIations, buddy.
- Oh, thanks, Patrick.
And tonight, after my big promotion,
we're gonna party tiII we're purpIe.
I Iove being purpIe!
We're going to the pIace
where aII the action is.
- You don't mean...?
- Oh, I mean.
Goofy Goober's Ice Cream
Party Boat!
Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
I'd better get going.
I'm ready. Promotion.
I'm ready. Promotion.
Good Iuck, SpongeBob.
Hey, Iook for me at the ceremony.
I got a IittIe surprise for you.
l'm a Goofy Goober
Yeah
HeIIo, Bikini Bottom!
Perch Perkins here, coming
to you Iive from in front of
The Krusty Krab restaurant,
for years the onIy pIace
to get a deIicious
and mouth-watering Krabby Patty.
UntiI today, that is.
That's right, foIks. Long-time owner
Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant
caIIed The Krusty Krab 2.
First of aII,
congratuIations, Mr. Krabs.
HeIIo. I Iike money.
What inspired you to buiId
right next door to the originaI?
Money.
Curses!
It's not fair.
Krabs is being interviewed
by Perch Perkins,
and I've never even had
one customer!
Don't get worked up again, Plankton,
l just mopped the floors.
Oh, Karen, my computer wife,
if onIy I couId have managed to steaI
the secret to Krabs' success,
the formuIa for the Krabby Patty.
to eat at my restaurant.
Lord knows I've tried.
I've exhausted every eviI pIan
in my fiIing cabinet...
- ...from A to Y.
- A to Y?
Yeah, A to Y.
You know, the aIphabet.
What about Z?
- Z?
W, X, Y,
Z. PIan Z!
- Here it is, just Iike you said.
- Oh, boy.
It's eviI.
It's diaboIicaI.
It's Iemon-scented.
This PIan Z can't possibIy faiI!
So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs,
because by tomorrow,
I'II have the formuIa.
Then everyone wiII eat
at the Chum Bucket,
and I wiII ruIe the worId!
AII haiI PIankton. AII haiI PIank--!
I'm ready. Promotion.
I'm ready. Promotion.
I think I stepped in something.
Not in something,
on someone, you twit.
Sorry, PIankton.
Are you on your way
to the grand-opening ceremony?
No, I am not on my way over
to the grand-opening ceremony.
I'm busy pIanning to ruIe the worId!
WeII, good Iuck with that.
I'm ready. Promotion.
I'm ready. Promotion.
Stupid kid.
WeIcome. WeIcome, everyone,
to the grand opening
of The Krusty Krab 2.
- We paid $9 for this?
- I paid 1 0.
Now, before we begin
with the ribbon-cutting,
I'd Iike to announce the name
of our new manager.
Yay! Yeah!
Yeah! Now we're taIking! Yeah!
Yes. WeII, anyway...
The new manager is a IoyaI,
hard-working empIoyee.
Yes.
The obvious choice for the job.
He's right.
A name you aII know.
It starts with an S.
- That's me.
- PIease weIcome our new manager...
...Squidward TentacIes.
Yes! Yeah!
Oh, better Iuck next time, buddy.
Yeah! AII right!
PeopIe of Bikini Bottom,
as the manager of--
SpongeBob.
HoId the phone, foIks, I'm getting an
important news fIash from Mr. Krabs.
Go ahead, Mr. K.
of myseIf?
The most embarrassing thing
you've ever seen?
And now it's worse
because I'm repeating
everything you say
into the microphone?
Oh, for crying out Ioud, SpongeBob,
you didn't get the job.
- What?
- You did not get the job.
But-- But why?
SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook,
but I gave the job to Squidward
because being manager
is a big responsibiIity.
WeII, Iet's face it, he's more...
- ...mature than you.
- I'm not...
...mature?
Lad, I mean this
in the nicest of ways,
but there's a word for what you are,
and that word is...
Now, Iet's see...
- Dork?
- No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.
- A goofbaII?
- CIoser, but no, no, no.
- A ding-a-Iing.
- Wing nut.
A KnuckIehead McSpazatron.
Okay, that's enough.
Look, what I'm trying to say is,
you're just a kid.
And to be a manager,
you have to be a man.
Otherwise they'd caII it ''kid-ager.''
You understand-ager?
I mean, you understand?
I guess so, Mr. Krabs.
SpongeBob?
I'm ready. Depression.
I'm ready. Depression.
Poor kid.
Hooray for SpongeBob!
Hooray for SpongeBob!
Let's hear it for SpongeBob!
HeIIo?
Where'd everybody go?
Did I miss something?
Did you see my butt?
Later that evening...
Time to put PIan Z into effect.
Starting at the undersea castIe
of King Neptune.
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