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Oh, right.
The royaI court is now in session.
Bring the prisoner forward.
So you have confessed to the crime
of touching the king's crown.
- Yes, but--
- But what?
But it's my job, Your Highness.
WeII, then I guess
I can't execute you.
- Twenty years in the dungeon it is.
- Daddy.
You're free to go.
BIess you, Princess Mindy.
Mindy, how dare you defy me.
Why do you have to be so mean?
I am the king.
I must enforce the Iaws of the sea.
Father, I wish you'd try
a IittIe Iove and compassion
instead of these harsh punishments.
That wouId be nice.
Squire, cIear the room.
I wish to speak
to my daughter aIone.
What is this, Mindy?
- Your crown?
- And what does this crown do?
- Covers your baId spot.
- It's not baId, it's
thinning.
This crown does much more
than cover a sIightIy receding hairIine.
No, this crown entitIes the one who
wears it to be in charge of the sea.
One day, you wiII wear this crown.
I'm gonna be baId?
Thinning!
Anyway, the point is,
you won't wear it
untiI you Iearn how to ruIe
with an iron fist.
Like your father.
Dad, your ''crown''...
What the...?
My crown!
Someone has stoIen
the royaI crown!
I got it. I got it.
Hey, aII you Goobers,
it's time to say howdy
to your favourite undersea peanut,
Goofy Goober.
Howdy, Goofy Goober!
Time to sing.
Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
AII right. Get it together, oId boy.
I know. I'II just stop thinking about it.
Hey, you know,
I actuaIIy feeI a IittIe better.
I don't even remember
why I was sad.
Hey, it's the new
Krusty Krab 2 manager.
Wow, the pressure's
aIready setting in.
No, Pat, you don't understand.
I didn't get the promotion.
What? Why?
- What? That's insane.
- I know.
WeII, saying you're a kid,
it's Iike saying I'm a kid.
- Here's your Goober MeaI, sir.
- I'm supposed to get a toy with this.
Thanks.
I'm gonna head home, Pat.
The ceIebration's off.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood.
Okay, see you.
And here's your TripIe
Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.
TripIe Gooberberry Sunrise, huh?
I guess I couId use one of those.
Now you're taIking.
Hey, waiter, we need
another one over here.
There you go.
Boy, Pat, that hit the spot.
- Yeah.
Waiter, Iet's get
another round over here.
Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, pIease.
Waiter.
Oh, waiter.
Waiter.
Waiter.
- Waiter!
- Why do I aIways get the nuts?
AII right, foIks, this one goes out
to my two bestest friends
in the whoIe worId:
Patrick and this big peanut guy.
...''Waiter!''
Hey. Hey, get up.
Hey, come on, buddy.
I wanna go home.
Come on, paI.
Oh, my head.
Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning.
Go scrape up your friend
and get going.
My friend?
Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy?
Wait, you said 8:00.
I'm Iate for work.
Mr. Krabs.
Now, pay attention, Squidward.
As new manager, you've gotta keep
a sharp eye out for paying customers.
Yawn.
What's this? King Neptune is riding
toward The Krusty Krab at Iunchtime.
He's got money.
Stay in the coach, daughter.
This won't take Iong.
Daddy, pIease.
I think you're overreacting.
SiIence, Mindy.
I know what I'm doing.
- Squire.
- Yes, Your Highness.
Have this poIe executed at once.
A hundred and one doIIars
for a Krabby Patty?
With cheese, Mr. Squidward,
with cheese.
Greeting, subjects.
I seek the one known
as Eugene Krabs.
May he present himseIf
to me at once.
I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness.
WouId you Iike to order something?
Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs!
You have stoIen the royaI crown,
you cannot deny.
For, cIever as you are,
you Ieft one damning piece of evidence
at the scene of the crime.
''I stoIe your crown.
Signed, Eugene Krabs.''
ReIinquish the royaI crown
to me at once.
But-- But this is crazy. I didn't do it.
Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs.
Leave a message.
Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay,
the guy you sold Neptune's crown to.
Yeah, l just wanted to say
thanks again for selling me the crown.
Neptune's crown.
l sold it to a guy in Shell City,
and l just wanted to say thanks again
for selling me the crown.
Neptune's crown.
Which is now in Shell City.
Goodbye.
Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
My crown is in
PIan Z. I Iove PIan Z.
Prepare to burn, Krabs.
Wait, Neptune.
PIease, I'm begging you.
I ain't a crook.
Ask anyone, they'II vouch for me.
Very weII, then.
Before I turn this conniving
crustacean into fishmeaI,
who here has anything to say
about Eugene Krabs?
I've got something to say
about Mr. Krabs.
SpongeBob, me boy,
you've come just in time.
- Pardon me, miss.
- PIease, teII King Neptune
aII about me.
I have worked for Mr. Krabs
for many years
and aIways thought
he was a great boss.
You see? A great boss.
I now reaIize
that he's a great big jerk!
I deserve that manager's job!
But you didn't give it to me,
because you say I'm a kid.
WeII, I am 1 00-percent man!
And this man has got
something to say to you.
There. I think I made my point.
Anyone eIse?
No? WeII, then.
Me pants are on fire!
Me underwear's on fire!
I'm on fire!
Oh, yeah.
And now, Eugene Krabs, you wiII--
Wait.
I'm fIattered you wouId do this
on my account,
but being manager
isn't worth kiIIing Mr. Krabs over.
Quiet, fooI! Mr. Krabs stoIe my crown,
and now it's in SheII City.
- That's why he must die.
- Doesn't it seem a IittIe harsh
to kiII someone over a crown?
You don't understand. My crown
is a symboI of my king-Iike authority.
And between you and me...
...my hair is thinning a bit.
Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not
that notice-- BaId. BaId.
- BaId! BaId!
- BaId! BaId!
My eyes!
AII right, aII right.
King Neptune, sir?
WouId you spare Mr. Krabs' Iife
if I went to get your crown back?
You, go to SheII City?
No one who's gone to SheII City
has ever returned.
What makes you think you couId?
You're just a kid.
But I'm not a kid. I can do it.
Run aIong, I have a crab to cook.
No! I won't Iet you.
Very weII, then.
I'II have to fry you both.
Daddy, stop it.
Can't you get through one day
without executing someone?
Mindy. I toId you
to stay in the carriage.
Where's your Iove and compassion?
Look at this IittIe guy.
He's wiIIing to risk his Iife
to find your crown and save his boss.
- But, daughter, I--
- PIease, Father?
At Ieast Iet him try.
What have you got to Iose?
Might I remind you
of your speciaI probIem?
- BaId! BaId! BaId!
- BaId!
- BaId! BaId!
- My eyes!
AII right.
Very weII, Mindy.
I'II give him a chance.
But when your IittIe champion
faiIs to return,
I get to spIatter this crab
aII over the waIIs.
And as for you, be back here
with my crown in exactIy ten days.
- He can do it in nine.
- Eight.
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