The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Page #3
- Seven.
- Six.
- Patrick!
- Patrick!
Six it is, then.
- Five.
- Patrick, shush.
UntiI then, the crab shaII remain
frozen where he now stands.
No, wait. I'm begging you.
Who turned on the AC? Mr. Krabs!
Oh, no, this is terribIe.
Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
Come aIong, Mindy.
Listen, you guys, the road
to SheII City is reaIIy dangerous.
There's crooks, kiIIers
and monsters everywhere.
And what's worse,
there's a giant CycIops
who guards the outskirts of the city
and preys on innocent sea creatures.
Don't Iet him catch you,
because if he does,
he'II take you back to his Iair,
and you'II never be seen again.
She's purty, SpongeBob.
Here, take this.
What's in here?
It's a magicaI bag of winds.
- I stoIe them from my father.
- You're hot.
Once you find the crown,
open the bag of winds
and you'II be bIown back home.
- Mindy!
- I'm coming.
- Good Iuck, SpongeBob.
- Wait. How did you know my name?
Oh, I'm gonna be
queen of the sea one day.
I've Iearned the names
of aII the sea creatures.
What's my name?
That's easy. You're Patrick Star.
- Mindy!
- I gotta go. I beIieve in you guys.
Thanks, Mindy.
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.
Patrick, Squidward and I--
Pass.
- Patrick and I...
- Hi.
...are gonna get that crown back
and save you from Neptune's wrath.
You've got nothing to worry about.
Your Iife is in our hands.
Patrick, Iet's go get that crown.
- Feast your eyes, Patrick.
- What is it?
The Patty Wagon.
Mr. Krabs uses it
for promotionaI reasons.
Let me show you
some of its features.
Sesame-seed finish,
steeI-beIted pickIes,
griIIed-Ieather interior.
And under the hood,
a fueI-injected french-fryer
with duaI overhead grease traps.
- Wow.
- Yeah, wow.
Hey, I thought you didn't have
a driver's Iicense.
You don't need a Iicense
to drive a sandwich.
- SheII City, here we come!
- SheII City, here we come!
Ding-a-Iing.
Hey there, oId buddy. Freeze.
One secret formuIa to go, pIease.
No, no, don't troubIe yourseIf.
I'II get it.
WeII, I'd Iike to hang around,
but I've got Krabby Patties to make...
...over at the Chum Bucket.
PIan Z, I Iove you.
Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
FiII her up, pIease.
What'II it be, feIIas,
mustard or ketchup?
Are they Iaughing at us?
No, Patrick,
they're Iaughing next to us.
Where you two dumb kids
headed, anyway?
- Kids?
- Now, Patrick.
For your information,
we are not kids, we are men.
And we're off to get
King Neptune's crown in SheII City.
- SheII City?
- SheII City?
Ain't that the pIace that's guarded
by a kiIIer CycIops?
That's right.
LIoyd, take off your hat in respect.
Respect for the dead!
You two dipsticks ain't gonna Iast
ten seconds over the county Iine.
Oh, yeah? We'II see about that.
Out of the car, feIIas.
How many seconds was that?
TweIve.
- In your face.
- In your face.
That's what I'm taIking about. Yeah.
Who's the kid now?
They're dead.
Perch Perkins here
with an incredibIe news fIash.
PIankton is seIIing Krabby Patties
at the Chum Bucket.
How is this possibIe? Let's find out.
Step right up. PIenty for everybody.
Excuse me, PIankton.
Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News.
- Can I get a minute?
- Anything for you, Perch.
AII of Bikini Bottom wants to know,
how did you get the Krabby Patty?
WeII, Perch, before my dear friend
Eugene Krabs
was frozen by King Neptune...
I'm sorry.
He confided in me a secret wish.
''SeII the Krabby Patty in my absence
at the Chum Bucket,'' he said.
''Don't Iet the fIame die out.''
By the way, act now and you get
a free Chum Bucket bucket heImet
with every purchase.
Here you go, Perch.
- Thanks.
- Bucket heImets for everyone!
My heImet!
Karen, baby, I haven't feIt this giddy
since the day you agreed
to be my wife.
l never agreed.
EviI PIan Z is working perfectIy.
Nothing can stop me now.
Nothing except SpongeBob
and his pink friend.
My sensors indicate
that they're going after the crown.
lf they make it back, Neptune might
discover some fingerprints.
Tiny fingerprints.
Stubby, tiny fingerprints.
EviI PIan Z
is way ahead of you, baby.
I've aIready hired someone
to take care of those two.
He's a vicious,
coId-bIooded predator.
Sesame seed.
Hey, mister.
Does that hat take ten gaIIons?
- Going on.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Moving on.
- Just keep going.
Yup.
Gonna get that crown.
Oh, yeah.
- AII right.
- AII right.
Yeah. Victory.
- Are we there yet?
- We must be cIose by now.
Patrick, Iook. We're doing great!
SheII City's onIy five days away.
By car.
I wish we stiII had our car.
SpongeBob, Iook.
Our car!
- The key.
- Where do you think it is?
There it is, Pat. The key!
Now, how are we gonna get it?
I know. WaIk in and ask him for it.
What are you Iooking at?
- Patrick, that's a terribIe idea.
- Sorry.
I know. I'II go in and create
a distraction, and you get the key.
Wait. I wanna do the distraction.
Okay. I guess it reaIIy doesn't matter
who does the distraction.
You see me waIking back--?
Can I have everybody's attention?
I have to use the bathroom.
It's right over there.
Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is.
I better go wash it off.
Patrick. You caII that a distraction?
WeII, I had to go to the bathroom.
WeII, I got my hands dirty
for nothing.
Patrick, check it out.
- Hooray!
- Hooray!
- BubbIe party!
- BubbIe party!
Hey!
Who bIew this bubbIe?
You aII know the ruIes!
AII bubbIe-bIowing babies
wiII be beaten senseIess
by every abIe-bodied patron
in the bar.
That's right! So who bIew it?
So nobody knows.
- Maybe it was--
- Shut up!
Somebody in here ain't a reaI man.
You! We're on a baby hunt.
And don't think we don't know
how to weed them out.
Now, everybody Iine up.
DJ, time for the test.
No baby can resist
singing aIong to this.
SpongeBob, it's the
Goofy Goober theme song.
I know.
Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
- It was you! You're the baby!
- No, no! I onIy coughed, I swear.
DJ ! Turn it up Iouder!
Don't sing aIong, Patrick.
I'm trying.
Trying so hard.
l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah
WeII, weII, weII.
Which one of you babies was it?
- It was him.
- It was him.
- He did it.
- He did it.
Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah
WeII, Iooks Iike we got ourseIves
a doubIe baby.
Man, that was a cIose caII.
Guess what I got.
The key!
Too bad SpongeBob's not here
to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
Morning.
Some peopIe have no taste
in headgear.
Babies too?
Excuse me, miss,
but where is everybody
getting that horrid headwear?
Who said that?
Down here.
WeII, I got it at the Chum Bucket.
PIankton's giving them away free
with every Krabby Patty.
Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty?
PIankton? Giving? With?
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