The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Page #3

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- Seven.

- Six.

- Patrick!

- Patrick!

Six it is, then.

- Five.

- Patrick, shush.

UntiI then, the crab shaII remain

frozen where he now stands.

No, wait. I'm begging you.

Who turned on the AC? Mr. Krabs!

Oh, no, this is terribIe.

Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

Come aIong, Mindy.

Listen, you guys, the road

to SheII City is reaIIy dangerous.

There's crooks, kiIIers

and monsters everywhere.

And what's worse,

there's a giant CycIops

who guards the outskirts of the city

and preys on innocent sea creatures.

Don't Iet him catch you,

because if he does,

he'II take you back to his Iair,

and you'II never be seen again.

She's purty, SpongeBob.

Here, take this.

What's in here?

It's a magicaI bag of winds.

- I stoIe them from my father.

- You're hot.

Once you find the crown,

open the bag of winds

and you'II be bIown back home.

- Mindy!

- I'm coming.

- Good Iuck, SpongeBob.

- Wait. How did you know my name?

Oh, I'm gonna be

queen of the sea one day.

I've Iearned the names

of aII the sea creatures.

What's my name?

That's easy. You're Patrick Star.

- Mindy!

- I gotta go. I beIieve in you guys.

Thanks, Mindy.

Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.

Patrick, Squidward and I--

Pass.

- Patrick and I...

- Hi.

...are gonna get that crown back

and save you from Neptune's wrath.

You've got nothing to worry about.

Your Iife is in our hands.

Patrick, Iet's go get that crown.

- Feast your eyes, Patrick.

- What is it?

The Patty Wagon.

Mr. Krabs uses it

for promotionaI reasons.

Let me show you

some of its features.

Sesame-seed finish,

steeI-beIted pickIes,

griIIed-Ieather interior.

And under the hood,

a fueI-injected french-fryer

with duaI overhead grease traps.

- Wow.

- Yeah, wow.

Hey, I thought you didn't have

a driver's Iicense.

You don't need a Iicense

to drive a sandwich.

- SheII City, here we come!

- SheII City, here we come!

Ding-a-Iing.

Hey there, oId buddy. Freeze.

One secret formuIa to go, pIease.

No, no, don't troubIe yourseIf.

I'II get it.

WeII, I'd Iike to hang around,

but I've got Krabby Patties to make...

...over at the Chum Bucket.

PIan Z, I Iove you.

Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah

You're a Goofy Goober, yeah

We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah

Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

FiII her up, pIease.

What'II it be, feIIas,

mustard or ketchup?

Are they Iaughing at us?

No, Patrick,

they're Iaughing next to us.

Where you two dumb kids

headed, anyway?

- Kids?

- Now, Patrick.

For your information,

we are not kids, we are men.

And we're off to get

King Neptune's crown in SheII City.

- SheII City?

- SheII City?

Ain't that the pIace that's guarded

by a kiIIer CycIops?

That's right.

LIoyd, take off your hat in respect.

Respect for the dead!

You two dipsticks ain't gonna Iast

ten seconds over the county Iine.

Oh, yeah? We'II see about that.

Out of the car, feIIas.

How many seconds was that?

TweIve.

- In your face.

- In your face.

That's what I'm taIking about. Yeah.

Who's the kid now?

They're dead.

Perch Perkins here

with an incredibIe news fIash.

PIankton is seIIing Krabby Patties

at the Chum Bucket.

How is this possibIe? Let's find out.

Step right up. PIenty for everybody.

Excuse me, PIankton.

Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News.

- Can I get a minute?

- Anything for you, Perch.

AII of Bikini Bottom wants to know,

how did you get the Krabby Patty?

WeII, Perch, before my dear friend

Eugene Krabs

was frozen by King Neptune...

I'm sorry.

He confided in me a secret wish.

''SeII the Krabby Patty in my absence

at the Chum Bucket,'' he said.

''Don't Iet the fIame die out.''

By the way, act now and you get

a free Chum Bucket bucket heImet

with every purchase.

Here you go, Perch.

- Thanks.

- Bucket heImets for everyone!

My heImet!

Karen, baby, I haven't feIt this giddy

since the day you agreed

to be my wife.

l never agreed.

EviI PIan Z is working perfectIy.

Nothing can stop me now.

Nothing except SpongeBob

and his pink friend.

My sensors indicate

that they're going after the crown.

lf they make it back, Neptune might

discover some fingerprints.

Tiny fingerprints.

Stubby, tiny fingerprints.

EviI PIan Z

is way ahead of you, baby.

I've aIready hired someone

to take care of those two.

He's a vicious,

coId-bIooded predator.

Sesame seed.

Hey, mister.

Does that hat take ten gaIIons?

- Going on.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Moving on.

- Just keep going.

Yup.

Gonna get that crown.

Oh, yeah.

- AII right.

- AII right.

Yeah. Victory.

- Are we there yet?

- We must be cIose by now.

Patrick, Iook. We're doing great!

SheII City's onIy five days away.

By car.

I wish we stiII had our car.

SpongeBob, Iook.

Our car!

- The key.

- Where do you think it is?

There it is, Pat. The key!

Now, how are we gonna get it?

I know. WaIk in and ask him for it.

What are you Iooking at?

- Patrick, that's a terribIe idea.

- Sorry.

I know. I'II go in and create

a distraction, and you get the key.

Wait. I wanna do the distraction.

Okay. I guess it reaIIy doesn't matter

who does the distraction.

You see me waIking back--?

Can I have everybody's attention?

I have to use the bathroom.

It's right over there.

Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is.

I better go wash it off.

Patrick. You caII that a distraction?

WeII, I had to go to the bathroom.

WeII, I got my hands dirty

for nothing.

Patrick, check it out.

- Hooray!

- Hooray!

- BubbIe party!

- BubbIe party!

Hey!

Who bIew this bubbIe?

You aII know the ruIes!

AII bubbIe-bIowing babies

wiII be beaten senseIess

by every abIe-bodied patron

in the bar.

That's right! So who bIew it?

So nobody knows.

- Maybe it was--

- Shut up!

Somebody in here ain't a reaI man.

You! We're on a baby hunt.

And don't think we don't know

how to weed them out.

Now, everybody Iine up.

DJ, time for the test.

No baby can resist

singing aIong to this.

SpongeBob, it's the

Goofy Goober theme song.

I know.

Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah

You're a Goofy Goober, yeah

We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah

Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

- It was you! You're the baby!

- No, no! I onIy coughed, I swear.

DJ ! Turn it up Iouder!

Don't sing aIong, Patrick.

I'm trying.

Trying so hard.

l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah

You're a Goofy Goober, yeah

We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah

Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah

WeII, weII, weII.

Which one of you babies was it?

- It was him.

- It was him.

- He did it.

- He did it.

I've never even eaten at--

Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah

WeII, Iooks Iike we got ourseIves

a doubIe baby.

Man, that was a cIose caII.

Guess what I got.

The key!

Too bad SpongeBob's not here

to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.

Morning.

Some peopIe have no taste

in headgear.

Babies too?

Excuse me, miss,

but where is everybody

getting that horrid headwear?

Who said that?

Down here.

WeII, I got it at the Chum Bucket.

PIankton's giving them away free

with every Krabby Patty.

Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty?

PIankton? Giving? With?

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