The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Page #4

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So you're seIIing

Krabby Patties, PIankton?

That's right, Squidward.

And there's a free bucket heImet

with every purchase.

Care for one?

No. You may have hoodwinked

everyone eIse in this backwater town,

but you can't fooI me.

I Iisten to pubIic radio.

- And what's that supposed to mean?

- It means you set up Mr. Krabs.

You stoIe the crown

so Neptune wouId freeze him

and you couId finaIIy get your stubby

IittIe paws on the Krabby Patty formuIa.

It was you aII aIong.

But you made one fataI mistake.

You messed with my paycheck.

And I'm gonna report you

to the highest authority in the Iand,

King Neptune!

We'II see about that,

Inspector LooseIips.

Now activating helmet

brain-control devices.

What?

All hail Plankton.

- What's going on here?

- All hail Plankton.

Seize him, sIaves!

All hail Plankton.

I'm getting out of here!

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton.

Who can stop me now?

Who?

- Come on, Pat, one more time.

- Okay.

We're on a baby hunt. And don't think

we don't know how to weed them out.

''Weed them out.''

What a jerk.

The road's getting kind of bumpy here.

You know, SpongeBob,

there's a Iesson to be Iearned

from aII of this.

What's that, Patrick?

A bubbIe-bIowing doubIe baby

doesn't beIong out here

in man's country.

Yeah. Wait.

We bIew that bubbIe.

Doesn't that make us

a bubbIe-bIowing doubIe baby?

Hey, Iook, free ice cream!

Oh, boy!

How you doing?

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

SpongeBob!

Yeah?

Make mine a chocoIate!

Got you covered. Two, pIease.

CertainIy.

You kids enjoy.

ActuaIIy, we're men,

Iady, but thanks.

Okay, Patrick, Iet's...

You can Iet go now.

I said, Iet go, pIease.

What is this?

What kind of oId Iady are you?

Did you get the ice cream?

Step on it, Patrick!

Hey!

You may not know it, cowboy,

but we got a ruIe around here

about bIowing bubbIes.

AII bubbIe-bIowing babies

wiII be beaten senseIess by every

abIe-bodied...

- In bar...

- Bar...

Come on, kiddies,

have some ice cream.

I'II Iet you pet Mr. Whiskers.

Jump for it, Patrick!

WeII, we Iost our car again.

Never mind the car,

where's the road?

Road. Road. Road.

Road. Road. Road.

Road. R-- Sorry.

There's the road.

On the other side of this...

...deep, dark...

...dangerous...

- Hazardous.

- ...hazardous...

Monster-infested.

Yeah, monster-infested...

...trench.

Hey, SpongeBob, Iook!

Here's the way down.

WeII, we're not gonna get

the crown standing here.

On to SheII City.

Hey, Iook, it's making noise.

SpongeBob?

- Hey, where are you going?

- I'm going home, Patrick.

But what about Mr. Krabs?

What about us?

We'II never survive in that trench!

You said it yourseIf,

this is man's country.

And Iet's face it, Pat. We're just...

- ...kids.

- We're not kids.

Open your eyes, Patrick!

We bIow bubbIes, we eat ice cream.

We worship a dancing peanut,

for corn's sake!

We don't beIong out here!

We do not worship him.

You've been wearing the same Goofy

Goober Peanut Party underpants

for three years straight.

What do you caII that?

Worship?

You're right, SpongeBob.

We are kids.

PuII your pants up, Patrick.

- We're going home.

- But you can't go home.

Mindy!

Mindy?

- How much did you hear?

- I heard enough.

- Did you see my underwear?

- No, Patrick.

Did you want to?

Look, guys, you may be kids,

but you're the onIy ones Ieft

who can get that crown.

What do you mean,

the onIy ones Ieft?

Things have gotten a Iot worse

since you Ieft Bikini Bottom.

Or shouId I say PIanktopoIis.

All hail Plankton.

No resting!

This monument ceIebrating my gIory

isn't gonna buiId itseIf.

Move faster!

Oh, my gosh! Patrick, Iook!

PIankton's turned everyone

we know into sIaves.

Squidward.

Sandy.

Mrs. Puff.

Even Gary.

PIankton.

Can't your father do something?

My father's too distracted

by his baId spot to do anything.

Squire, wiII you hurry.

So you see, you can't quit.

The fate of Bikini Bottom

rests in your hands.

- But-- But we're just--

- Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids.

And what's so wrong with

being a kid, anyway? Kids ruIe!

You don't need to be a man

to do this.

You just gotta beIieve in yourseIf.

You just gotta beIieve!

- I beIieve.

- That's the spirit.

I beIieve that

everybody I know is a goner!

Come on, guys.

Guys.

Guys?

Guys?

Oh, boy.

Think, Mindy, think.

Yup, I guess you're right.

A coupIe of kids couId never

survive this journey.

That's why I guess I'II just

have to turn you into men.

You can do that? How?

With my mermaid magic.

Did you hear that, Patrick?

She'II use her mermaid magic

to turn us into men!

Hooray!

We're gonna be men! We're gonna

be men! We're gonna be men!

Good. Now, Iet's get started.

CIose your eyes.

- Are we men yet?

- Not yet.

Spin around three times.

I think it's working.

Good. Now, keep your eyes shut.

With my mermaid's magic

and my one taiIfin,

I command the two of you

to turn into men!

Open your eyes.

I don't feeI any-- Oh, my gosh,

Patrick, you have a moustache!

So do you!

So now that you're men,

can you make it to SheII City?

- Guys.

- Yeah?

I said, now that you're men,

can you make it to SheII City?

Heck, yeah!

- Are men afraid of anything?

- Heck, no!

And why?

Because we're invincibIe!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

I never said that.

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah.

- Patrick?

- Yeah, buddy?

Why did we jump over the edge

instead of taking the stairs?

Bec--

WeII...

- Patrick.

- Are we dead?

No. Far from it, my friend.

We're safe and sound

at the bottom of this trench.

The moustaches worked!

Do you know what that means?

We are invincibIe!

Now that we're men

We can do anything

Now that we're men

We are invincible

Now that we're men

We'll go to Shell City

Get the crown, save the town

And Mr. Krabs

Now that we're men

We have facial hair

Now that we're men

l change my underwear

Now that we're men

We've got a manly flair

We've got the stuff

We're tough enough to save the day

We never had a chance

when we were kids

No! No! No!

But take a look at what

the mermaid did

Yeah, go, Pat.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, go, SpongeBob.

Hooray!

Now that they're men

We can't bother them

Now that they're men

They have become our friends

Now that they're men

There'll be a happy end

They'll pass the test

And finish the quest for the crown

They'll pass the test

And finish the quest

They'll pass the test

And finish the quest for the crown

''SheII City, dead ahead.''

We did it, Pat!

We made it past everything!

Even the hideous,

disgusting monsters.

Not you guys.

You guys are awesome!

WeII, Patrick, we shouId be there

in one more verse.

- Now that we're men--

- FinaIIy.

I got you right where I want you.

Can I heIp you with something, sir?

Name's Dennis.

I've been hired to exterminate you.

You're gonna exterminate us?

Listen, junior,

you caught me and my friend here

in a good mood today,

so I'm gonna Iet you off

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