The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Page #5

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with a warning.

Step aside,

and you won't have to feeI

the awesome wrath

of our moustaches.

You mean these?

I thought you stiII had a piece of saIad

stuck to your Iip from Iunchtime.

They were fake?

Of course they were fake!

This is what a reaI moustache

Iooks Iike.

- Is he a mermaid?

- AII right. Enough gab.

What are you gonna do to us?

PIankton was very specific.

PIankton?

For some reason,

he wanted me to step on you.

Step on us?

Yeah! That way you'II never find out

that he stoIe the crown!

Perhaps I've said too much.

That's a big boot.

Don't worry.

This wiII onIy hurt a Iot.

I Iove this job!

- Bigger boot!

- Wait, Pat.

This bigger boot saved our Iives.

Thank you, stranger.

Stranger?

It's the CycIops!

HeIp us! HeIp us!

Save us, someone!

Are we dead?

I don't think so.

ArtificiaIIy coIoured rocks?

I don't know where we are.

What is this?

It's some kind of waII

of psychic energy.

No, Pat, it's a giant gIass bowI.

Hey, there's some fish foIk.

- Hey, over here!

- Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys!

- You guys, hey! HeIp!

- Hey! HeIp!

- A IittIe heIp here! We're stuck in this--

- HeIp us out of the tank!

Wait a second.

Those fish are dead.

What's he gonna do with us?

Oh, no, he's going for his

eviI instruments of torture.

GIue? GoogIe eyes?

He's making

a humorous diorama of...

...AIexander CIam BeII?

Patrick, he's kiIIing sea animaIs and

making them into smeIIy knickknacks.

And I think we're next.

- You think so?

- Patrick! No!

The heat is so intense

from this Iamp that I can't move.

The heat is so intense

from this Iamp that I can't move.

TeII me about it.

This doesn't Iook too good, Patrick.

You mean we're not gonna

Get the crown, save the town

And Mr. Krabs?

I don't even think we're gonna

be abIe to save ourseIves, buddy.

- Thanks.

- Don't mention it.

WeII, it Iooks Iike what everybody

said about us is true, Patrick.

You mean that we're attractive?

No, that we're just kids.

A coupIe of kids

in way over their heads.

We were doomed from the start.

I mean, Iook at us.

We didn't even come

cIose to the crown.

We Iet everybody down.

We faiIed.

SheII City.

Yeah, we never made it to SheII City.

SheII City.

ExactIy, buddy.

Yeah, the pIace we never got to.

SheII City.

Okay, now you're starting

to bum me out, Patrick.

No, Iook at the sign.

''SheII City.

Marine gifts and sundries.''

SheII City is a gift shop?

But if this is SheII City,

then where's the...?

- Crown.

- Crown.

Neptune's crown.

This is SheII City.

Pat, we did make it.

Yeah, I guess we did.

We did aII right

for a coupIe of goofbaIIs.

l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah

You're a Goofy Goober, yeah

We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah

Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah

That's the end of SpongeBob.

Come here, you.

Shut up and Iook at the screen.

The bird's right. Look.

It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

Hey, we're aIive.

- Let's get that crown.

- Right.

On three, Patrick. Ready?

One, two, three.

Hey, it's Iighter than I thought.

What's happening?

I don't know. Look!

Come on, Patrick.

Let's get this crown

back to Bikini Bottom.

- Do you stiII have that bag of winds?

- I sure do.

Here you go.

What?

Nothing. Nothing.

Okay, Iet's go over the instructions.

Let's see, it says here, ''Step one:

Point bag away from home.''

- Okay.

- ''Step two:
PIant feet firmIy on ground.''

- Right.

- ''Step three:

Remove string from bag,

reIeasing the winds.''

Check.

WeII, that seems simpIe enough.

Point bag away from home,

feet firmIy on ground,

puII string, reIeasing the winds.

AII right, Iet's do it for reaI.

SpongeBob?

- No, no, stop!

- I was bad, I'm sorry!

- PIease, bag.

- I'm sorry, I just thought--

It was a mistake!

Oh, no. How wiII we ever get

back to Bikini Bottom now?

I can take you there.

- Who are you?

- I'm David HasseIhoff.

- Hooray!

- Hooray!

So where's your boat?

Boat?

- Go, HasseIhoff.

- Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

WeII, Krabs,

you know what today is?

Sorry about this, caIendar.

March 1 4.

Wait, that's not right.

It shouId say

''The day that Krabs fries.''

Guess who's here.

Hooray for HasseIhoff!

Nothing can stop us now.

Unidentified object

off the hindquarters.

It Iooks Iike...

...bigger boot.

But how?

Dennis!

Did you miss me?

This is the best seat in the house.

AII right, Neptune, Iet's get it on.

Eugene Krabs,

your six-day reprieve is up,

and it is time for you to die.

PIease, I didn't do it.

There is nothing eIse I can do.

You can give SpongeBob and Patrick

a IittIe more time.

Except give SpongeBob and Patrick

a IittIe more time--

What? Mindy, wiII you butt out.

I won't have you staIIing

this execution.

StaIIing? I'm not staIIing anything.

- Yes, you are.

- No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

You're doing it right now.

- I'm staIIing.

- Yes.

- StaIIing?

- StaIIing!

- StaIIing.

- StaIIing!

Oh, boy.

Now, where were we?

- Patrick, run.

- No.

I'm tired of running.

If we run now, we'II never stop--

Run, SpongeBob!

Take it easy back there, feIIas.

SpongeBob, be carefuI.

Come on, kid, give it up.

Dennis aIways gets his man.

Never!

Yeah! I did it!

You got guts, kid.

Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.

I don't know what PIankton's

paying you,

but if you Iet us go,

I can make it worth your whiIe.

It's gonna take a Iot more than 5...

- What is this?

- That, sir, is five Goober doIIars.

LegaI tender at any participating

Goofy Goober--

I got bubbIes. Fun at parties.

My eyes.

I got you, SpongeBob.

Thanks, buddy.

Thanks a Iot.

That's it.

I'm through messing around.

See you Iater, fooIs.

See you.

So you think...

...I'm...

...staIIing.

Where am I, in Crazytown?

I have had enough of this nonsense!

You are to wait in the carriage

untiI the execution is done.

- But, Daddy--

- Now!

No, no, no!

Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are,

you better hurry.

Okay, feIIas, this is where you get off.

Bikini Bottom's directIy beIow.

But we'II never be abIe

to fIoat down in time.

Who said anything about fIoating?

- lnitiating launch sequence.

- What the--?

- Did you see that?

- The controI.

AII hands on deck.

Ten seconds to lift-off. Nine, eight...

Eugene Krabs, the time has come...

- No.

- Yes.

...six, five...

...for you...

- No.

- Yes.

...three, two...

- ...to fry.

- No.

- Yes.

- ...one.

No!

You done good, HasseIhoff.

You done--

Hooray! We made it.

We made it.

My crown.

My beautifuI crown!

SpongeBob? Patrick?

I knew you couId do it.

Oh, yes. WeII done, SpongeBoob.

Sorry to rain

on your parade, PIankton.

Oh, don't worry about me.

My parade shaII be quite dry

under my umbreIIa!

UmbreIIa?

Daddy, no.

Daddy, yes.

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.

SpongeBob, what happened?

- PIankton cheated.

- Cheated?

HoId on there, baIdy.

Oh, grow up.

What, you think this is a game

of kickbaII on the pIayground?

You never had a chance

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