The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Page #6

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to defeat me, fooI.

And you know why?

Because you cheated?

No, not because I cheated.

Because I'm an eviI genius.

And you're just a kid.

A stupid kid.

I guess you're right, PIankton.

I am just a kid.

Of course I'm right.

Okay, Neptune, time to kiII.

And you know, I've been through

a Iot in the past six days,

five minutes,

And if I've Iearned anything

during that time,

it's that you are who you are.

- That's right. Okay, Neptune--

- And no amount of mermaid magic...

...or manageriaI promotion...

...or some other third thing...

...can make me anything more

than what I reaIIy am inside:

- A kid.

- That's great.

- Now, get back against the waII.

- But that's okay.

- What? What's going on?

- Because I did

what everyone said

a kid couIdn't do.

I made it to SheII City,

and I beat the CycIops,

and I rode the HasseIhoff,

and I brought the crown back.

- AII right, we get the point.

- So, yeah, I'm a kid.

And I'm aIso a goofbaII.

And a wing nut.

And a KnuckIehead McSpazatron!

- What's going on here?

- But most of aII, I'm...

- Okay, settIe down. Take it easy.

- I'm... I'm...

What the scaIIop?!

l'm a Goofy Goober

You're a Goofy Goober

We're all Goofy Goobers

Goofy, goofy, goober, goober

Put your toys away

Well, all l gotta say

When you tell me not to play

l say no way

- No way!

- No, no freaking way

l'm a kid, you say

When you say l'm a kid

l say, ''Say it again''

And then l say thanks

- Thanks!

- Thank you very much

So if you're thinking

That you'd like to be like me

Go ahead and try

The kid inside will set you free

l'm a Goofy Goober

What's happening?

His dance moves are impressive,

but I'm in controI.

- Seize him!

- All hail Plankton.

I'm free. I've been freed!

What?

No!

My precious heImets!

His chops are too righteous.

The heImets can't handIe

this IeveI of rock 'n' roII.

Karen, do something.

Karen?

AII right, that's the Iast straw.

Neptune, I command you to...

- Here you go, Daddy.

- I better get out of here.

Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

Out of my way, fooIs.

Come on, I was just kidding.

Come on, you guys knew that,

didn't you?

With the heImets

and the big monuments...

Wasn't that hiIarious, everybody?

I wiII destroy aII of you!

WeII, Mindy, I have to admit,

you were right.

Your compassion

for these sea creatures

proved a most admirabIe trait.

Without it, I wouId have never

again seen my beIoved crown.

I think you're going to make a fine

ruIer of the sea one day.

- Now, Iet's go home.

- Daddy,

haven't you forgotten something?

What? Oh, yeah.

Eugene Krabs,

I forgot to unfreeze you.

What the--?

I guess I had it set to

''reaI boy'' ending.

Oh, I'm sorry

for faIseIy freezing you, Krabs.

And may I say, sir,

you are a very Iucky feIIow

to have in your empIoy

such a brave, faithfuI

and heroic young Iad.

- Where is he, anyway?

- I'm up here.

I'm on it.

Go to him now, Krabs.

Embrace him.

SpongeBob, me boy,

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

That's a mistake I won't make again.

Oh, Mr. Krabs, you oId soft-serve.

And now, SpongeBob,

I'm gonna do something

that I shouId've done six days ago.

Mr. Squidward,

front and centre, pIease.

I think we aII know who rightfuIIy

deserves to wear that manager pin.

I couIdn't agree more, sir.

Hooray for SpongeBob!

Wait a second, everybody.

There's something I need to say first.

I just don't know how to put it.

I think I know what it is.

After going on

your Iife-changing journey,

you now reaIize you don't want

what you thought you wanted.

What you reaIIy wanted

was inside you aII aIong.

Are you crazy? I was just gonna

teII you that your fIy is down.

Manager! This is

the greatest day of my Iife!

You know, David HasseIhoff

is a great artist.

Excuse me, sir.

You foIks have to Ieave.

What? Say that again, if you dare.

You foIks have to Ieave.

Okay.

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