The Stolen Princess: Ruslan and Ludmila Page #3

Shernomore?

Oh dear,

did he kidnap a girl again?

Well ... yes!

And you want to rescue her?

Exactly!

You got to be kidding me!

Shernomore has destroyed entire army,

then decapitated giants,

then now you...

an actor and a troubadour...

suddenly decide?

So you don't know how to defeat him?

I didn't say that.

Then you do know?

I didn't say that either.

Follow me!

Clean up!

Once every hundred years...

during the crimps at sunset...

Shernomore kidnaps a Princess

who is fallen in love...

to replenish his magical powers...

with the power of her love.

So, is Meelah in love too?

All lovers are blind!

But to answer your question:

all signs point to you

being the object of her love.

Oh ... are you sure?

That's something you

have to ask her yourself!

All loovers are blind!

Oh do I put an

exclamation point after that?

Anyway, Romeo...

you only have two days

to rescue your beloved...

Two days?

But where can I find her?

And how do I stop Shernomore?

Easy Troubadour, I don't know.

But I thought, you did!

Nope.

But I know someone who does...

are you following?

I listen!

But if you want to find him...

You will have to travel

to a strange land.

Oh my goodness

a strange land not again!

Not just some strange land...

but a very magical one...

I would journey to the

end of the earth for Meelah!

Brave lad.

But look I have seen many brave man...

venture to Shernomore's land!

But not a single one returned.

So if you've already

made up your mind...

here you go!

Let's work lazy bones...

here is another brave fool...

who doesn't know

when the colleges quips...

What do you looking at?

Here are your new clients!

Ah, I almost forgot...

when you get to the other side...

it will be quite simple.

Just go straight ahead...

and when you can't go any further...

use this!

Thank you!

I wish I can repay you somehow.

Do not mention!

I for one think,

that this is a suicide mission...

and also about this...

don't ever tell anyone about it!

I will be as silent as the grave!

Oh boy I am afraid that soon you will

literally be as silent as the grave!

Now do you need a special invitation?

No no no, I am coming...

Magic ... let's kick...

Doesn't look too difficult...

Well ... I don't know...

all I feel is danger...

Have you know this,

how dangerous they are?

What a predatory grip...

Let's go!

I am sure that

everything will turn out fine.

Perhaps you'll be able to base your

brilliant play on our adventures!

With no fears or remorse!

We never did it

right into the jaws of death!

Well, so much for romantic company...

Ruslan, is that you?

Hush hush...

So it's you who kidnap me!

Oh why use such coarse language?

The term "relocated" is much better...

And now you want to marry me?

What! Merry you? Oh no...

I despise such outdated cliches!

Can a women... oh maybe kidnapt...

for the purpose of marrying, he ...

Well yea...

Marriage? No way!

Think on this!

This will be, kind of like marriage...

only better, for me!

I will simply remove

the power of your old love...

and then turn you

into a stone statue.

Evolve of something like that.

or like that...

oh, or maybe that one...

Did you say:

turn me into a stone statue?

Oh, eh, did I say that about?

Oh don't be nervous! It won't hurt...

Here, have a cookie...

Here, will be show you

what I'll do with your cookie!

Hey...

You missed, you hysterical women!

This is war!

Is this the cap of invisibility?

Now this is not funny anymore!

Give me back teh cap!

You hear me?

Where are you?

Where are you going?

Oh do you think,

you can escape from my castel?

Then I will hide

until Ruslan comes to rescue me!

He's never bee able

to find my castle...

Remember this:
Never!

Such unctuous behavior...

Well... I'll make sure

that you don't get bored...

Ameles pastela

monster candy's tulalah...

You my sweet medium,

go find this brat!

Until her sell lard

comes to rescue me...

Bring her to me, advance

And you my dear, be cruel!

Let's take a look...

where ouer guest has gone.

There you are...

Intruders ... intruders ...

What is going on?

Humans arrived to the portal!

You never knows who that might be...

Ruslan...

Lestor...

One brave...

One scared...

Ouh ...

Ruslan sounds familiar...

I think I've heard that names...

Oh no ...

Ruslan! Sweety comes to rescue her...

Ouh well...

then I must buy flowers

for your funeral, Ruslan!

Went some Dorcas right here...

Is like that...

What is that?

A kitty ...

I am a cat!

A taunting kitty to boot!

What are you meowing about,

sweet bag?

Humiliate this place...

Soo... is there a most vices secret...

that's hid away somewhere?

All right, barbar...

we know a certain troubadour,

had visited earlier today...

where is he?

Where did he go?

And I've only

just finished cleaning up...

Just a second...

Okay...

let's role...

Aaah and now ... some down time ...

So, here we are...

It looks like there

is no where to go, right?

It looks like we should

at least pick up some berries...

I am starving...

Lestor...

How can you be thinking

about food at a time like this?

That is it!

I am going to go

find something to eat!

And you can stay here...

and figure out...

whether there is no where to go...

or some where to go !

Then all men...

wouldn't we gotten our self's into!

This is strange...

We are under attack!

Arrive...

So are we ...

We have to follow the cloud!

So... there is no way

to the other side?

Then we'll have to use the gift,

that the cat gave us.

But how to use it?

Maybe we just ...

No ...

Maybe it's also magical,

and we have to ask it...

you know, the reply mend?

Oh the greatest ...

bean part ...

please be so merciful ...

and show us ...

to watch travel!

The way to the wise wizard!

Oh the greatest bean part!

Yea you're right it's idiotic ...

We got to think it's something better...

Yes, sure ...

as in the fairy tale

about the bean part,

and now ...

well ...

one ... two ...

we need water...

Yea!

Where ... where did it go?

You little dirty blowing free...

robber hamster!

All right...

Now you get it!

Ah ... oh really...

so you know how to fly?

This one ...

Okay, calm down ... enough!

Now aught is to rough.

Maybe she's just hungry?

We're not greedy,

but we need this part not for food!

Somehow it should show us

the way to wizard Finn...

but how...

that one we don't know yet...

What? You know it?

Won't you run away?

What if were supposed

to give it to the hamster?

Here...

That is unbelievable ...

Hey, you think it

was supposed to eat this?

You just gone a ...

Common ...

Can you deep trust thing?

I am coming ...

Where did all that come from?

So who cares? I am so hungry ...

Who are you?

Stop!

No ...

Help me! Ohh ...

Get off!

Back off!

Get off to me!

Now I'm really mad!

Is that all you can do?

Whow, I knew sweets

are bad for your health ...

but this is ridiculous ...

And that's the Princess

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