The Story of Luke Page #10

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STOP BEING SUCH A

NOISE-MAKER, YOU HUMAN!

[ RINGING CONTINUES ]

WHAT I DID BACK THERE WAS NO APPROPRIATE.

IT SHOWED LACK OF SELF-CONTROL

APPROPRIATE.

IT SHOWED LACK OF SELF-CONTROL

AND POOR JUDGMENT.

IT SHOWED LACK OF SELF-CONTROL

AND POOR JUDGMENT.

YOU DON'T EVER DO IT,

AND POOR JUDGMENT.

YOU DON'T EVER DO IT,

UNDERSTAND?

YOU DON'T EVER DO IT,

UNDERSTAND?

YES.

UNDERSTAND?

YES.

SCREAMING IS VERY BAD, I KNOW.

YES.

SCREAMING IS VERY BAD, I KNOW.

THE ONLY REASON I GOT AWAY

SCREAMING IS VERY BAD, I KNOW.

THE ONLY REASON I GOT AWAY

WITH IT IS BECAUSE MY FATHER

THE ONLY REASON I GOT AWAY

WITH IT IS BECAUSE MY FATHER

OWNS THIS COMPANY.

WITH IT IS BECAUSE MY FATHER

OWNS THIS COMPANY.

IF YOU WERE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE

OWNS THIS COMPANY.

IF YOU WERE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE

THAT, YOU WOULD BE ESCORTED FROM

IF YOU WERE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE

THAT, YOU WOULD BE ESCORTED FROM

THE BUILDING BY SECURITY.

THAT, YOU WOULD BE ESCORTED FROM

THE BUILDING BY SECURITY.

IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.

THE BUILDING BY SECURITY.

IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.

I SHOULD START MY TRAINING

IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE.

I SHOULD START MY TRAINING

NOW, YES.

I SHOULD START MY TRAINING

NOW, YES.

TRAINING.

NOW, YES.

TRAINING.

AAAAAAAAAAH!

TRAINING.

AAAAAAAAAAH!

MY FATHER HAD THE WALLS

AAAAAAAAAAH!

MY FATHER HAD THE WALLS

SOUNDPROOFED.

MY FATHER HAD THE WALLS

SOUNDPROOFED.

I am breathing.

SOUNDPROOFED.

I am breathing.

I'M GLAD YOU SHOW SOME

I am breathing.

I'M GLAD YOU SHOW SOME

HIGHER FUNCTION, LUKE.

I'M GLAD YOU SHOW SOME

HIGHER FUNCTION, LUKE.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE TASKS YOU'LL

HIGHER FUNCTION, LUKE.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE TASKS YOU'LL

BE PERFORMING ARE WORTHY OF A

UNFORTUNATELY, THE TASKS YOU'LL

BE PERFORMING ARE WORTHY OF A

PRESCHOOL DIPLOMA.

BE PERFORMING ARE WORTHY OF A

PRESCHOOL DIPLOMA.

YOU'LL BE SORTING AND DELIVERING

PRESCHOOL DIPLOMA.

YOU'LL BE SORTING AND DELIVERING

SNAIL MAIL, FILING THOUSANDS OF

YOU'LL BE SORTING AND DELIVERING

SNAIL MAIL, FILING THOUSANDS OF

BULLSHIT CUSTOMER REPORTS, AND

SNAIL MAIL, FILING THOUSANDS OF

BULLSHIT CUSTOMER REPORTS, AND

MAKING COFFEE, IF THE

BULLSHIT CUSTOMER REPORTS, AND

MAKING COFFEE, IF THE

SECRETARIES DON'T THINK YOU'RE A

MAKING COFFEE, IF THE

SECRETARIES DON'T THINK YOU'RE A

HEALTH HAZARD.

SECRETARIES DON'T THINK YOU'RE A

HEALTH HAZARD.

SO DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU

HEALTH HAZARD.

SO DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU

PICKING YOUR NOSE OR DROOLING.

SO DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU

PICKING YOUR NOSE OR DROOLING.

I MAKE GOOD COFFEE AND 23

PICKING YOUR NOSE OR DROOLING.

I MAKE GOOD COFFEE AND 23

DIFFERENT DINNER ENTRES,

I MAKE GOOD COFFEE AND 23

DIFFERENT DINNER ENTRES,

INCLUDING BREAKFAST --

DIFFERENT DINNER ENTRES,

INCLUDING BREAKFAST --

WOW!

INCLUDING BREAKFAST --

WOW!

YOU'RE A REGULAR HOUSEWIFE.

WOW!

YOU'RE A REGULAR HOUSEWIFE.

LET'S GET MARRIED.

YOU'RE A REGULAR HOUSEWIFE.

LET'S GET MARRIED.

I DON'T CARE!

LET'S GET MARRIED.

I DON'T CARE!

AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU

I DON'T CARE!

AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU

ANYMORE.

AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU

ANYMORE.

GET YOUR ASS TO WORK!

ANYMORE.

GET YOUR ASS TO WORK!

I HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED

GET YOUR ASS TO WORK!

I HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED

PROPER INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO

I HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED

PROPER INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO

SORT AND DELIVER SNAIL MAIL,

PROPER INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO

SORT AND DELIVER SNAIL MAIL,

FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS, AND WHERE

SORT AND DELIVER SNAIL MAIL,

FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS, AND WHERE

IS THE COFFEE MACHINE LOCATED?

FILE BULLSHIT REPORTS, AND WHERE

IS THE COFFEE MACHINE LOCATED?

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ABOUT TO

IS THE COFFEE MACHINE LOCATED?

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ABOUT TO

BE HELPFUL?

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ABOUT TO

BE HELPFUL?

MM, NO.

BE HELPFUL?

MM, NO.

GET OUT OF HERE!

MM, NO.

GET OUT OF HERE!

[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]

AH, YOU MUST BE THE NEW

IDIOT.

YOU BETTER HURRY UP WITH THA

IDIOT.

YOU BETTER HURRY UP WITH THA MAIL.

YOU BETTER HURRY UP WITH THA MAIL.

I'M LUKE.

MAIL.

I'M LUKE.

I'M NOT THE NEW IDIOT.

I'M LUKE.

I'M NOT THE NEW IDIOT.

DID ZACK SEND YOU DOWN HERE

I'M NOT THE NEW IDIOT.

DID ZACK SEND YOU DOWN HERE

BY YOURSELF?

DID ZACK SEND YOU DOWN HERE

BY YOURSELF?

HE JUST THINKS EVERYTHING

BY YOURSELF?

HE JUST THINKS EVERYTHING

REVOLVES AROUND HIS DARK LITTLE

HE JUST THINKS EVERYTHING

REVOLVES AROUND HIS DARK LITTLE

WORLD.

REVOLVES AROUND HIS DARK LITTLE

WORLD.

YOU KIDS NEED ADULT SUPERVISION.

WORLD.

YOU KIDS NEED ADULT SUPERVISION.

I'M NOT A KID, AND I HAVE NO

YOU KIDS NEED ADULT SUPERVISION.

I'M NOT A KID, AND I HAVE NO BEEN TRAINED IN THE PROPER

I'M NOT A KID, AND I HAVE NO BEEN TRAINED IN THE PROPER

PROCEDURE TO SORT THE SNAIL

BEEN TRAINED IN THE PROPER

PROCEDURE TO SORT THE SNAIL

MAIL.

PROCEDURE TO SORT THE SNAIL

MAIL.

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.

MAIL.

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.

OKAY, LISTEN CAREFULLY,

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.

OKAY, LISTEN CAREFULLY,

BECAUSE I DON'T REPEAT MYSELF

OKAY, LISTEN CAREFULLY,

BECAUSE I DON'T REPEAT MYSELF

FOR ANYONE.

BECAUSE I DON'T REPEAT MYSELF

FOR ANYONE.

YOU PICK UP THE MAIL, YOU SEE

FOR ANYONE.

YOU PICK UP THE MAIL, YOU SEE

WHO IT'S ADDRESSED TO, AND YOU

YOU PICK UP THE MAIL, YOU SEE

WHO IT'S ADDRESSED TO, AND YOU

PUT IT IN THE CORRESPONDING BIN.

WHO IT'S ADDRESSED TO, AND YOU

PUT IT IN THE CORRESPONDING BIN.

THE DEPARTMENT CHART IS DIRECTLY

PUT IT IN THE CORRESPONDING BIN.

THE DEPARTMENT CHART IS DIRECTLY

ACROSS FROM YOU.

THE DEPARTMENT CHART IS DIRECTLY

ACROSS FROM YOU.

THE RED CART GOES TO THE SOUTH

ACROSS FROM YOU.

THE RED CART GOES TO THE SOUTH

WING.

THE RED CART GOES TO THE SOUTH

WING.

THE BLUE CART GOES TO THE NORTH

WING.

THE BLUE CART GOES TO THE NORTH

WING, AND THEN YOU WALK AROUND

THE BLUE CART GOES TO THE NORTH

WING, AND THEN YOU WALK AROUND

AND YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES ON

WING, AND THEN YOU WALK AROUND

AND YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES ON

PEOPLE'S DESKS AND GIVE THEM

AND YOU LOOK AT THE NAMES ON

PEOPLE'S DESKS AND GIVE THEM

THEIR GODDAMN MAIL!

[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO

WITH ALL THE MAIL EVERYBODY

KEEPS GIVING YOU.

WITH ALL THE MAIL EVERYBODY

KEEPS GIVING YOU.

YES.

KEEPS GIVING YOU.

YES.

AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ASK

YES.

AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ASK

ANGRY BETSY BY THE MAIL ROOM.

AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ASK

ANGRY BETSY BY THE MAIL ROOM.

YES.

ANGRY BETSY BY THE MAIL ROOM.

YES.

SO YOU COME TO ME FOR

YES.

SO YOU COME TO ME FOR

ANSWERS.

SO YOU COME TO ME FOR

ANSWERS.

YES.

ANSWERS.

YES.

YOU ARE MY SUPERVISOR.

YES.

YOU ARE MY SUPERVISOR.

YOU OWN MY ASS.

YOU ARE MY SUPERVISOR.

YOU OWN MY ASS.

I SEE YOU TOOK THE MAIL.

YOU OWN MY ASS.

I SEE YOU TOOK THE MAIL.

THAT SHOWS INITIATIVE.

I SEE YOU TOOK THE MAIL.

THAT SHOWS INITIATIVE.

I HAD THIS SMILES GIRL ONCE WHO

THAT SHOWS INITIATIVE.

I HAD THIS SMILES GIRL ONCE WHO

STARTED HITTING PEOPLE THA

I HAD THIS SMILES GIRL ONCE WHO

STARTED HITTING PEOPLE THA TRIED TO GIVE HER PACKAGES, AND

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