The Strange Saga of Hiroshi the Freeloading Sex Machine Page #2

Wait! Don't, don't...

Stop it!

Yuichiro!

Hiroshi, I'll shortly go to them.

But don't remain too long.

What is?

Here!

Do you like sex?

Yes.

And otherwise? What pleases you too?

Go!

Stop, Anzai!

Oh my god...

You'll never see him again.

I know.

He's exactly like the other one.

And if you'll move to Anzai?

Are you kidding? - And Yuichiro?

Where should he go during the day?

You won't find any here.

Go early in the morning or in the evening

with your mom to the cemetery.

There're lotsa strong ones.

Did you understand?

Why did dad and Hiroshi argue?

Because they're both stupid.

It isn't your fault, mom.

Yuichiro!

- Yes?

You're getting a brother.

One, two...

What did you say?

- It's true!

Really!

Take some of these too.

- Does it taste good!

Hey, what're you doing?

Here's still some vegetable.

Cauliflower, cauliflower!

- The meat's ready.

Yep!

Bring more beer.

- OK!

You don't eat anything?

Is it yummy!

- Very yummy.

Do what you want.

But at my place is always someone

in the house during the day.

It doesn't make a difference

if Yuichiro is here.

What'll you do?

Perhaps he'll return,

if you'll wait longer.

Hiroshi!

Haruka!

- What're you doing there?

I dug a tunnel under the river.

I cannot swim.

What's that? - Flared out

and horny cricket females.

They'll rape the males.

Release them.

How clever. - See you.

- Wait!

Come back.

Yuichiro's missing you.

Let's live together again.

If I'm discovered I'll be in trouble.

We meet on the other river bank.

Yuichiro!

The females have long tails.

If you'll see one, slam it!

Yuichiro, look!

Hiroshi dug this tunnel.

KAWAHARA:

Hey, what kind of photo's that?

What should we do? We don't know

who he is and from where he comes.

Tell me, where's Haruka gone?

Right...

Hard to bear it inside there, what?

Are you pregnant?

But you cannot see anything yet.

Can I touch?

- Sure.

I would've married him

if I'd known that.

Did you sleep with Hiroshi?

Did the earth tremble?

Do you like Hiroshi gladly?

And you met him only once.

Let me join you!

Did you hear that?

KAWAHARA:

TOMB FOR HIROSHI HIRATSUKA

Who're you?

I'm in Japan... Good luck!

Good luck!

Mom, there comes a ship.

Hey, it's...

It's Hiroshi...

- It's Hiroshi. Hiroshi!

Hiroshi!

Hiroshi, you were at the sea?

What did you do?

What a welcome! Who're you?

Just a parasite.

Hiroshi, the parasite?

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