The Sweetest Christmas Page #3

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don't really know how to ask I mean like

how would I approach it can I use your

oven oh no way that is way too direct do you have any extra oven Sina come on

I mean that's not something that people

just have lying around I was kidding no

but this isn't funny

I have to win this contest if I'm gonna

start my cake business I'm all you can

do is your best

and I mean it's not really a big deal is

it it's just it's nothin sure yeah

it's just - nothin it's totally just an

oven

maybe you have an oven you don't use if

you don't use one of your ovens very

much

I could laughing oh oh oh no a third

there's no oven I I was just actually

practicing my list to Santa brought

those for me uh who's that that is ina

Bruckner and she is the godmother of

gingerbread you know I kind of learned

everything I know from her

I wish I didn't have to go to this party

what do you mean Christmas is the best

time of year and cooking for your

friends that's part of the fun but I

don't even know where to start let's

think what's your favorite kind of food

cupcakes

that's super Oh nonsense there's nothing

boring about cupcakes only boring with

knickers so you make me some cupcakes

oh no but I will help you come up with

an idea

Christmassy idea yeah Christmassy idea

know what why don't you take this and

you can write down everything that you

love about Christmas and then we'll go

from there

hey no running in the kitchen looks like

you gave them this marching order oh no

just just baby steps I just want to help

them come up with its own inspiration

hey I owe you big time for this ever

since her Shantae quit I haven't had a

minute to spend with him No

hey I'll tell you what order anything

you want on the house make it a double

your boyfriend's got to eat too

I mean provided he's still your

boyfriend okay you guys broke up yeah

I'm sorry but foot tastes really good

right now please get something for

yourself no you know what I had too many

chestnuts out of the Christmas market

mana come on you gotta let me repay you

there's got to be something I can do

okay so there is something shoot I seem

to be at a bit of an impasse with my

contest injury oh no there's a molasses

drought but it's more like an oven

malfunction

Tina's broke and I'm having a really

hard time finding another one that I can

use it's it's really around the clock

kind of job so I was hoping that maybe

there was a restaurant who could let me

use one of theirs

oh you want to use one of mine yes but

only if it's not a huge inconvenience oh

no you can totally use one but you got

to clean up after yourself I run a tight

ship back there oh no I've changed I'm

not messy anymore yeah no that was the

old Kiley Watson okay as long as I don't

find any gumdrops in my garlic nuts I'll

even use my own pans and honestly you'll

never even know I'm here

what do you want to start well the

contest is it's really soon so I was

kind of hoping for like today great give

me a couple hours uh we have someplace

we need to be hey Bambi no no no hurry

whenever you're ready Thanks so see in a

couple hours

great I'll grab my stuff and I'll be

back through come on buddy have fun

oh wow

Nick this kitchen is amazing it's

alright

you remember Ralphie and you look

exactly the same

oh is not a compliment you have only

grown more lovely that's a compliment oh

and I hear you made it into that baking

contest up at the hairline there you

know about it

know about going to the contest for the

last ten years you need any ideas I'm

your man

okay all right this dough counter work

oh this is perfect

well back to work Nick thank you so much

for bringing me back into this world

let's see how your enthusiasm holds up

when your gingerbread house gets

disqualified for bite works

Ralphie yours quite the snacker what all

right

you talking about me and Nick oh no

she's fantastic

no she talked Bobby how to make a hockey

stop yes seriously she's sweet and she's

good with Bobby but it's like I said

all right you'll tell it for me man well

she is not the one ah that girl from

earlier she did not make the nick

Mazzanti cuts it's too bad you see nice

yeah but she has no babysitting

experience it was a short-term gig to

help me out over the holidays but

everyone the babysitting agency sends me

has no experience what do you need a

babysitter for Carlos is with him right

now teaching how to make ravioli that's

a very important life skill I don't mind

keeping an eye on him back there

you're very kind tidy but you know what

kitchens no place for a kid but how

about we asked my wife Celeste she's

been dealing with kids all year at the

high school I'm sure she wants a

Christmas break no no no no she's bored

out of her man

besides whenever she's off work too long

all she does is make me to-do lists when

you put it like that thank you Oh for

your entry oh I'm all ears the Empire

State Building you went through all that

fanfare for the Empire State thing what

does that have to do with Christmas you

just light it up red and green do

everybody a favor and get back to your

pizzas hey you know believe it or not I

was asking for her thing Oh my opinion I

mean I like it I just think it's a

little tall for something native you

know cookie yeah so get some dowels and

don't you know anything about these

contests everything has to be edible so

get some of those super-sized candy

canes from the restaurant supply store

yeah solder them together with a

blowtorch that's a good idea

see I am known to have them from time to

time yeah you know what if I'm working

with something that's strong up I could

even go bigger the Golden Gate Bridge

yes we could use rope licorice for the

wires

and there's nothing more Christmassy

than the Golden Gate Bridge okay so if

you're such the expert what's your big

suggestion okay well let me see um how

about Santa village mm-hmm I like that

yeah

yeah and I could do a big clock tower if

I find this giant candy canes oh but you

know what

I'd say Phillippe close I lost my

membership to the restaurant supply

place maybe I can find them online

no I don't do that we make a run on

Saturdays as in Saturday tomorrow yeah I

can make sure you get in I mean unless

you're busy no that'd be great yeah it's

the mushroom guy better normal everyone

else are excuse me I were a betting man

I'd say that sounded like a diamond and

if I were a betting woman I'd say that

sounded like a shopping trip oh good I'm

glad you feel that way because I was

afraid to be disappointed when you found

out I was the one who'd be taking you

but you do the show every week Oh pick

you up say six issue waited night No

hey remember when you pick out my basil

make sure it's fresh

no brown leaves okay

one no you know what what's due to

molasses good I'm gonna fuse if I don't

get a lot to a step Oh Ralph yeah no no

I just wish I had a little more time of

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