The Switch

Look at us.

Running around.

Always Rush.

Always late.

This is why they call it,

the human race.

All we create most for this connection.

For some it what happens at first sight.

As what you know, you know.

It is the fate or its magic.

That's great for them.

They may live in a pop song.

With the speed train travel.

That's not the way they really works

For the rest of us what it is

less romantic.

It's Complicated.

It's messy.

It's about horrible timing

and missed opportunities.

And not being able to say when

you need to say.

When you need to say.

At least that's away was for me.

Taxi.

Fat ugly b*tch cyclists.

Fat ugly b*tch cyclists.

Pig face. Pig face.

I see a pig's face on a mummy.

I see a pig's face on a mummy.

Men boy very little men boy.

Really little men boy very little men boy.

Really little men boy very little men boy.

Really little men boy very little men boy.

Really little men boy very little

men boy. looking at me.

You're not a really little men child.

Boy. He said, and that's worse.

I'm a Really little men boy that

should be wear sweater.

He is mentally ill and is on a corner.

Cassia, exactly.

There is no reason they polite.

They are on a the right side

truth some reflection they

have I had crosses.

I can't believe this such can be

bother you, Wally. It does.

Now I have something news.Can I please.

I wanna show you something. first watch it .

Caught this out.

What is that?

I seem to have a tumor.

Is that your scrotum?

It is not a sunset.

Distasting.

My health disasteur?

Then cure on my death later.

My turn. See this?

That's the dollar in yen.

I bought in a week ago.

Review.

Now look it at this.

Yah somebody knew all this job

what you advise to get them?

I don't thinks, I got potential mentals, tv ratio...

Simple, simple, hold or sell?

We sell when things are down.

Exactly.

This wally,this is went out after a certain age.

So?

I like you to first to know...

I'm having baby.

You pregnant?

Not yet.

I'm working on it.

Much the doctor. much sell's on my level

It's really great.

Considering, and she said.

My chermical mukus is georgeous.

Anyway.

Thanks.

She shriken me the slecture about my age.

I was really start to cure.

About timing and why wait.

I started...

Please stop having sex on food

Sorry You know I did not realize.

Handle it was myself, I can do this.

I got a killer in job to Network.

And I do not need a men to

a baby.

Technically, speaking.

Is this about Paul?

Consider that different from weather

a disastrous mistake, and continue.

This acctually nothing to do with Paul.

I think it does.

And Thank you for bringing it up.

All I'm saying is don't you take a kind a rude

Take a look at your relationship is so bitting of the next step.

To what you want before.

You know what I'm just try a thing about how this is supposed to go.

Alright I'm just trying to do it now.

Life is in saction.

Is that from 'n' Informer Show '?

No.

Really? Did you buy the DVD?

What.

But It really something deprissed with me.

I'm going to do this.

I want to have a kid.

I'm in the market for some cement.

And...

And?

You need to help me to find something.

So what are you mind to use a service?

Let's read your resume?

I heard about this women in Queens she

sperm from an Ivy League athlete bought...

Showed that it was a homeless.

You did not hear that.

kid a homeless child.

She made him a trial and lost.

You just make all of that.

Get up?

Why you even on this train?

Because We're not early done talking about this.

Wally, you're a forthright.

I have four interviews this week.

One I have to prepare for.

What's wrong with my sperm?

Your sperm?

It works.

Nothing.

I think you have great sperm.

Absolutely.

We are best friends. Is not that weird?

That's weird.

It is, you're right.

You are little neurotic.

What self-righteous.

Pessimistic.

I am not pessimistic.

Realistic. Big difference.

It's not about you.

Or you can deal with this or not...

Do not tell, please.

Life goes on.

She recognize you no good sperm

slap on her face.

She thinks you're a unique?

You're jealous. Perfectly normal.

Big time promise stuff with deal.

Jungle stuff.

You may be upset.

She got you in the "friend zone" stopped.

Six years ago.

This is a cold inhospitable place...

Your manhood is an endangered species.

Now your seed devalued by her.

She's not me in the friends zone stopped.

We met there into it.

It was mutual.

She had you're window with Kassie

and you went all walie on her doing it.

What does that suppose to mean?

You've shared too much too soon.

wich is kill a romance.

She's gonna Hide crazy,

Least for the appetizers.

Which of your three failed marriages

You have learned that lesson?

All three of their special

differently.

I appreciate the friendly advice.

Everything is fine with me.

Are you? Why you mailed me

a picture of your armpit?

I told you I thought I had a tumor?

And it was an armpit?

I hope so.

please tell me you dont invited Wally?

Of course. I did.

Does he bringing that internet girl?

She broke up with him.

Shocker.

I had orgasms that lasted longer

than his relationships.

Could you stop. Sorry.

Ok Here are your talking points, Minister.

I know that Wally can be that blithe,

but at least he talls like it is.

Is it too intimate,

he draws a wall.

But nobody I trust more.

He always had my back.

Yeah I got a cash is he real that he

is really good guy totally undesireable.

Nobody is.

There must be someone for him.

Done.

I hope that party doesn't suck.

You really should got Debbie a gift.

She is 30.

She is really longhaul.

Given the thirtieth hair is

I had to buy an old fart.

I want a donor who I meet.

In someone's eyes I'm looking to,

and shake his hand.

When a sperm bank can not.

I want it fresh.

Not frozen.

Frozen is so refreshing.

What qualities would you like?

Sense of humor is most important.

Why do women always said that sense of humor is

most important things all we know that's a lie

It is a kind of high demand.

A funny sort of height.

Funny height.

Hello wally would you dance with me?

No, birthday girl.

Not as a sentence tonight.

You're such a boast kill.

I would not ruin it there.

You've nicely dressed for my party.

How nice.

You're welcome.

Stripes.

Who's dancing with me?

Yes, he's funny.

I've played in movies.

There is no fair

Kick boxing jumping.

Right, because I had not thought about.

You're right.

I'm bored, let's eat kebab.

Wally, this is Declan.

He is a writer / director.

Hello, double friend.

Hey, Wally.

This is Wally. One of my oldest friends.

He is a...

Analyst. Go along with me.

I want to stay.

I think not.

Do you have shares tips for me?

That straight up. My advice,

go on marching and go struggle on.

Come on.

Lets do it?

That's right.

You said I had to sell?

Changed my mind.

Hold on.

He took a finger.

Forget it.

Come on.

What?

He is married.

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