The Switch Page #2

Divorced.

And he's lying.

How do you know?

There is a mark of his ring on his finger.

He would not be your donor?

I don't know.

He strung my eyerings.

What are you talking now?

Are you mind?

That half-sole, the father of your child?

- I don't know yet.

You're on your own.

Okay.

Kassie is leave.

What?

Kassie had to go.

Where?

To a dealers house.

He's a little paranoid.

She went himself.

She will get some drugs.

What Ecstasy, and some Viagra.

And she thinks you.

She thinks I'm cute?

As Donkey Kong.

I had to literally say.

The address of the love shack.

You should go away now.

Go seriously got safe for two okay.

You sent him to Washington Heights?

Harlem is frightening, I had to go higher.

I did not even go through with it.

It was just an idea.

To think about.

Why you're so weird lately?

I doesn't.

Yeah you have. I always think's what you

should do it, this whole baby thing.

It is not right.

It's not natural.

Now when you meet someone tomorrow?

Or about six months?

You fall in love, you realize

you do that and it's too late.

Why it's so hard for you accept?

Look I'm not go away around with some virgin of this.

That might never happen.

This was not my plan either.

I'm not grown up in Minnesota

dreaming all the day that i was put that ...

For a sperm donor on Greg's list.

But, I'm here and it happens...

And It's scared.

And I can't kicked on you.

I can't ask for your support with you just

staying out with your consience judgment?

You'd supposed to be my friend.

Yes.

I think we should tick sometime .

tick me when timeout

On relay to speak baby ?

Taxi.

See you later.

I'm not just your friend,

Debbie is your friend.

Is someone tasting you?

Dude.

No.

Let me guess, Kassie isn't?

No, she has won't seen each other a week...

She wants a timeout.

Time out.

How old are you, six?

Adults do not timeout.

We do have sex with their girlfriends.

You eat a chocolate bar on two.

Not with two. I need some energy.

I'm in the fat burning zone.

You burn muscle.

So you burn fat.

Pregnant party You're invited.

You're sweet.

How are you?

You're obviously busy.

I want another one.

I have already served.

What should I pour?

I stand by the strong stuff.

A party insemination?

Is there a doctor there, Debbie?

Yes, Dr. Oringson.

That guy.

Practicing it from an RV?

He is progressive.

This was my idea.

Everybody does so.

Kassie go to the another room,

we all go away...

Than they do the deed,

with this big taster.

Do not clean?

Why is she doing here?

I'm messy with you.

Debbie, stop.

She uses a medical device.

Is the same things.

Charming.

Wally, what is wrong with you?

You have these negative ions

if pop up like fleash.

You try this. That makes you less enthuse.

What is this?

I stolen from my mother.

They're herbal. They would

also be pharmaceutically.

If I take one, you walk away?

I should chance that guacamole.

It goes from green to brown.

Just like your sweater.

This is strange.

Only Kassie doing like this.

I did not know so well.

Something to drink?

Please.

Thank you, bartender. I'm Wally.

Roland.

I am the donor.

Roland donor.

I'm Kassie's best friend.

That's okay.

Great.

I feel like the price hawk.

There you used to it, right?

A question.

Why are you doing this?

We can use the money.

We?

My wife and me.

She's right over there.

She is beautiful.

Thank you.

She is the light of my life.

My soul mate.

She is the wind beneath your wings?

Yes.

It's a bit difficult.

A teacher salary.

She is a professor at Columbia.

Teaches feminist literary tradition.

Is that so?

Yes.

Time to play.

Are you ready?

We have a nice room.

And everything, you know...

Duty calls.

Nice talking to you.

Great.

It's happening, folks.

I just met you Viking.

Is gorgeous isn't hel?

yeah.

What's going on here?

The truth?

I'm freaking out.

I thought it would be nice

by a party, but...

It's really depressing.

Come on.

You think I'm crazy, don't you?

I think while you have a child.

I think that is natural.

You're not nuts.

Okey.

Thank you.

Thanks, Wally. You understand it anyway?

I understand.

You understand.

Where's my crown?

It'll be fine with me.

I'm a bit emotional.

The crown is fantastics.

Let's take a toast.

Are you ready?

Before all is said and done it

and we kick your out...

I just want to make a toast

to our donors, Roland.

Roland where are you?

There he is. Roland.

How are goin there?

I'm also wanna to toast to our Kassie...

We are all here.

We are an inspiration to all of us.

You were taking the bull by the horns,

Your Venus, and we doing it.

Kassie on.

Great, we doing it?

You're kidding.

That song I've heard it before.

I'm here.

Use the other toilet.

Alright.

Anybody out there?

Somebody here.

Sorry.

My head. Please.

You're fired.

You'll be no more.

What was that last night?

When you last night?

Creepy drivel.

I had nightmares after thats.

What did I say?

Idiot murmur.

Dangerous. Viking.

The music of it was dark and disaster.

I got the creeps.

Very disturbing. I put you in a rental car.

$ 40, I treated.

I don't remember anything.

What?

You do not know your name

Diane Sawyer screaming?

Are you completely?

Diane Sawyer of Good Morning America?

Besides, she has such a creamy color.

She was a miss or something.

I went to Kassie's party and then...

I must have had a blackout.

Blackout?

Yes.

You gave into my hall like a schoolgirl.

Seriously you don't remember?

Nothing.

You really need help.

What they decided.

It's alright.

For murder, they have no tongue.

They speak with most miraculous organ.

The place, the thing. Be reunited.

The conscience caught, the king.

Should we see the second half?

It gets better.

Do you promise ?

I'm not make any jokes.

What this guy is trying to prove?

I found it incredibly powerful.

It's not powerfull. It's like a new character

introducing...

A very small character staggering

that...

Actually...

I'm pregnant.

Therefore the king listens to him.

He wears no pants. It is unnecessary.

Have you heard what I've just said?

Yes.

She also told me that she

moved back to Minnesota.

Better place for a child to raise.

Something about a better place

for a child to raise...

And loving grandparents.

That ruined the second part for me.

Unfortunate because the naked guy...

Acted his assassinations.

Two weeks later, Kassie left.

She got a little chill up

when the moving van left.

She felt determined what a mistake

she committed her life.

She bought me a Terrier,

I love it.

M 's floor had after one month

been replaced.

I can see dogs worse than babies.

We were stay in touch.

But yeah, she's a single mom...

And I lived in New York.

There were Christmas cards and emails

but not much else.

And after seven years and two

failed relationships...

One stock market crash,

and numerous blind dates...

There I was.

Right where Kassie left me.

When my friend told me that you

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