The Taming of the Scoundrel Page #3
- Year:
- 1980
- 104 min
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Stupid and rude!
Scoundrel!
Whats the name of the hotel?
- Hotel Corona.
- I cant even find the yellow pages!
Here they are.
Walking or biking!
Theyll pick me up.
- You can go biking!
The sooner I leave this place, the better!
- I cant stay one minute more!
Who does he thinks he is?
Your suitcase is ready.
- Hotel Corona...
- Heres the number, 72010.
- Is this yours?
- Yes, it is.
TELEPHONE RINGING
Hallo? Speaking to Hotel Corona?
- No, this is a gas station.
- Can I book a room? - This is a
gas station. Need gas?
- A single with bathroom.
- Need water for the battery?
- Not even a double?
- Need gas?
I understand, youre full.
It doesnt matter. Thanks
Ill report to the Tourism Department!
F***!
What can I do now? Is there another hotel
on top of the mountain somewhere?
Or can I have the honor
to sleep in the stable?
Fine, you can stay.
But only for tonight.
- If you were not 40 I would spank you.
- Why?
You go to bed early, I dont.
Where can I go?
Its only 10 pm.
- Thats true, its early.
SHUT UP! Play something.
Is there a theatre? - Yes, there is.
- Fine!- It is open only on thursday.
- Is there a place to listen at some music?
- Its closed.
If you want some music,
Mamie plays much better than Casadei.
- Isnt that true, Mamie?
- Thats true.
- You can look at Ganimede. - A friend of yours?
Its the third satellite of Jupiter.
- How funny...!
It is situated between Europe and Callisto.
It was discovered by Galileo.
Lets go on the roof.
Maybe we will see it.
- Ganimede is very shiny.
I am not interested in astronomy.
- Lets watch some TV.
- I dont have a TV. - Yes, you do.
Theres a TV upstairs.
- I can have a look, but I know there isnt.
- There it is! - This one?
Ive always used it as a stool.
I use to sit here and count.
- Lets go!
I think Ganimede was a better idea.
MUSIC FROM TV:
I like comedies a lot.
Arent they funny?
No, they arent.
Look whats happening!
Did you see how he fall?
Look! Isnt that funny?
- Im sorry for him.
Hes hurt!
How can you cry,
This is the basis of humor!
Its mathematic. The banana peel
and a well dressed man.
The man slips on the banana peel,
falls and that should makes you laugh.
You dont laugh.
- No. - You dont like comedies,
you dont like to laugh.
You dont like anything!
- No.
- Bye.
Bye.
FALLING NOISE:
Ouch!
Ouch!
- Are you hurt?
- Yes, a lot!
Are you laughing?
You said when somebody gets hurt,
people should laugh.
Are you really hurt?
Shes hurt!
I will help you. Carefully.
Put your hand here.
Thats it.
Weve arrived.
- What are you doing?
- I like your ears.
Time to sleep.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
BANGS:
Elia, did you repair Miss Lisas car?
One moment!
DOG WHINING:
What?
ENGINE NOISE:
DOOR KNOCKING:
- What time is it?
- Its very late. Its 7am.
- The sun is shining and the car is fixed.
- Good morning, Elia.
Good morning. Or better, goodbye.
I am going to work.
- See you when Ill go to Milan.
- When? - In a couple of years.
- Ouch!
- Whats up?
My foot hurts.
Its because I fell yesterday.
I think its swollen.
- Ouch!
- Does it hurt here? - Yes, it does.
- And here?
- Ouch!
Here too?
- Yes. - Get off.
Ill try to walk.
Ouch!
I cant walk.
What a terrible pain!
but I cant leave.
Ill call the veterinary.
- Dont! I know myself.
Two days at rest and it will go away.
- Why dont you stay with me for a while?
- Im busy.
- Wherere you going? - At Ernestos place.
- He has pneumonia!
- Did I ask you how is he doing?
- No, you didnt.
The door!
The shoes!
The window!
- Are you making a call? - I am.
- Without asking fro permission? - Nope.
Fine.
TELEPHONE RINGING
TELEPHONE RINGING
Hallo. Hallo! Whos speaking?
The window!
The shoes! The door!
Did you read what they think about you?
That person is not you!
ENGINE NOISE:
What are you doing? Are you crazy? Stop!
Stop! Where are we going?
Put me down!
You are crazy!
Stop!
Stop!
Take this!
Idiot! Stupid!
Stop!
Put me down!
Damn! I hate you!
Stop!
DIALOGUE:
Bastard! Stupid!
Selfish!
Who do you think you are?
If you want to go to Hotel Corona,
you should know its close for restoration!
Thats a real woman!
And she smells nice!
- What do you want? Shes cute.
Barbarian!
Impertinent!
Brute!
Monster!
Son of a b*tch!
Stupid!
Silly!
Mentally handicapped!
Stronzo! - Are you talking to me?
- What do you want? Gas!
I am such a stupid!
Ill give him a lesson!
And the gas?
Last night they though I was a porter.
Today she insults me and runs away.
Not a good day. Closed.
Do you want to tell me a vulgar joke?
PIG GRUNTS:
You are such a pork.
Something wrong?
You hit me!
That was the bucket.
You are so stupid, so coarse, so rogue!
And what else?
- You are so arrogant.
- I got it, you are in love with me.
- Who, me?
Are you or not? Which is your affirmative answer?
- Well... Yes, I am.
- Just a small detail.
- Which one? - I am not in love with you.
- Its the buckets fault!
Thats incredible!
What? - How many times I told to a man...
.. what you just told me.
- Well?
I was not in love and Ive said it many times.
I would never believe it could happen to me.
- Dont get angry.
- I am not angry, I am smiling.
When the bird in the cages smiles,
then hes angry.
Birds dont smile, they sing.
- It depends...
If you tell him a nice story...
Once there was a bird...
- Goodbye.
Goodbye?
- I am leaving.
- What do you think?
What do YOU think!
It would have been a mistake,
a wrong choice.
How do you know?
A woman like you, living between
Milan, Portofino, CORTONA.
- Cortina!
- Right...
A woman like you cant fall in love
with a farmer.
with the chickens and the pigs.
Stop guessing what I might think!
I would like it a lot, on the contrary.
Its a hard life. You must always work.
No parties.
Let me try. - No kidding!
- Let me stay and pay you back.
Yes or not?
Which is your affirmative answer?
- You are more stubborn than a mule.
- Finally you give me a compliment!
Well? - You are hired until Monday.
- Why Monday?
- Because on Monday I am going to Bruxelles.
- But today is Saturday!
- Fine.
MUSIC:
MAMIE SINGS:
- Mamie!
I made it!
- What did you do?
- Elia told me I can stay.
Thats a miracle!
- Lisa, Where are you? - In Rovignano.
- Still there?
- I found a job.
- You? - I am a farmer.
- Are you feeling well?
- Yes, I am.
Its so nice here with the trees,
the pigs and the chickens.
You never cared about countryside!
Tell me, is there any problem?
I can leave my work for one day and be with you.
- No, everything is ok.
- I just want to stay alone and think.
- Bullshit! - What?
When you finish to think you just give me a call!
Flowers, fantasy.
Today is a happy day.
Colors all over!
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