The Taming of the Scoundrel Page #3

Synopsis: A grouchy farmer, known around his small Italian town as being wonderful to his employees, but actively driving everyone else away, is in for a surprise when a beautiful girl from the city, ends up on his stoop after her car breaks down in the rain.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Capital Film
 
IMDB:
7.7
Year:
1980
104 min
492 Views


Stupid and rude!

Scoundrel!

Whats the name of the hotel?

- Hotel Corona.

- I cant even find the yellow pages!

Here they are.

Walking or biking!

Theyll pick me up.

- You can go biking!

The sooner I leave this place, the better!

- I cant stay one minute more!

Who does he thinks he is?

Your suitcase is ready.

- Hotel Corona...

- Heres the number, 72010.

- Is this yours?

- Yes, it is.

TELEPHONE RINGING

Hallo? Speaking to Hotel Corona?

- No, this is a gas station.

- Can I book a room? - This is a

gas station. Need gas?

- A single with bathroom.

- Need water for the battery?

- Not even a double?

- Need gas?

I understand, youre full.

It doesnt matter. Thanks

Ill report to the Tourism Department!

F***!

What can I do now? Is there another hotel

on top of the mountain somewhere?

Or can I have the honor

to sleep in the stable?

Fine, you can stay.

But only for tonight.

- If you were not 40 I would spank you.

- Why?

You go to bed early, I dont.

Where can I go?

Its only 10 pm.

- Thats true, its early.

SHUT UP! Play something.

Is there a theatre? - Yes, there is.

- Fine!- It is open only on thursday.

- Is there a place to listen at some music?

- Its closed.

If you want some music,

Mamie plays much better than Casadei.

- Isnt that true, Mamie?

- Thats true.

- Theres nothing to do here!

- You can look at Ganimede. - A friend of yours?

Its the third satellite of Jupiter.

- How funny...!

It is situated between Europe and Callisto.

It was discovered by Galileo.

Lets go on the roof.

Maybe we will see it.

- Ganimede is very shiny.

I am not interested in astronomy.

- Lets watch some TV.

- I dont have a TV. - Yes, you do.

Theres a TV upstairs.

- I can have a look, but I know there isnt.

- There it is! - This one?

Ive always used it as a stool.

I use to sit here and count.

- Lets go!

I think Ganimede was a better idea.

MUSIC FROM TV:

I like comedies a lot.

Arent they funny?

No, they arent.

Look whats happening!

Did you see how he fall?

Look! Isnt that funny?

- Im sorry for him.

- Somebody falling is comic!

Hes hurt!

How can you cry,

This is the basis of humor!

Its mathematic. The banana peel

and a well dressed man.

The man slips on the banana peel,

falls and that should makes you laugh.

You dont laugh.

- No. - You dont like comedies,

you dont like to laugh.

You dont like anything!

- No.

- Bye.

Bye.

FALLING NOISE:

Ouch!

Ouch!

- Are you hurt?

- Yes, a lot!

Are you laughing?

You said when somebody gets hurt,

people should laugh.

Are you really hurt?

Shes hurt!

I will help you. Carefully.

Put your hand here.

Thats it.

Weve arrived.

- What are you doing?

- I like your ears.

Time to sleep.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

BANGS:

Elia, did you repair Miss Lisas car?

One moment!

DOG WHINING:

What?

ENGINE NOISE:

DOOR KNOCKING:

- What time is it?

- Its very late. Its 7am.

- The sun is shining and the car is fixed.

- Good morning, Elia.

Good morning. Or better, goodbye.

I am going to work.

- See you when Ill go to Milan.

- When? - In a couple of years.

- Ouch!

- Whats up?

My foot hurts.

Its because I fell yesterday.

I think its swollen.

- Ouch!

- Does it hurt here? - Yes, it does.

- And here?

- Ouch!

Here too?

- Yes. - Get off.

Ill try to walk.

Ouch!

I cant walk.

What a terrible pain!

Im sorry to create trouble,

but I cant leave.

Ill call the veterinary.

- Dont! I know myself.

Ive already sprained once.

Two days at rest and it will go away.

- Why dont you stay with me for a while?

- Im busy.

- Wherere you going? - At Ernestos place.

- He has pneumonia!

- Did I ask you how is he doing?

- No, you didnt.

The door!

The shoes!

The window!

- Are you making a call? - I am.

- Without asking fro permission? - Nope.

Fine.

TELEPHONE RINGING

TELEPHONE RINGING

Hallo. Hallo! Whos speaking?

The window!

The shoes! The door!

Did you read what they think about you?

That person is not you!

ENGINE NOISE:

What are you doing? Are you crazy? Stop!

Stop! Where are we going?

Put me down!

You are crazy!

Stop!

Stop!

Take this!

Idiot! Stupid!

Stop!

Put me down!

Damn! I hate you!

Stop!

DIALOGUE:

Bastard! Stupid!

Selfish!

Who do you think you are?

If you want to go to Hotel Corona,

you should know its close for restoration!

Thats a real woman!

And she smells nice!

- What do you want? Shes cute.

Barbarian!

Impertinent!

Brute!

Monster!

Son of a b*tch!

Stupid!

Silly!

Mentally handicapped!

Stronzo! - Are you talking to me?

- What do you want? Gas!

I am such a stupid!

Ill give him a lesson!

And the gas?

Last night they though I was a porter.

Today she insults me and runs away.

Not a good day. Closed.

Do you want to tell me a vulgar joke?

PIG GRUNTS:

You are such a pork.

Something wrong?

You hit me!

That was the bucket.

You are so stupid, so coarse, so rogue!

And what else?

- You are so arrogant.

- I got it, you are in love with me.

- Who, me?

Are you or not? Which is your affirmative answer?

- Well... Yes, I am.

- Just a small detail.

- Which one? - I am not in love with you.

- Its the buckets fault!

Thats incredible!

What? - How many times I told to a man...

.. what you just told me.

- Well?

I was not in love and Ive said it many times.

I would never believe it could happen to me.

- Dont get angry.

- I am not angry, I am smiling.

When the bird in the cages smiles,

then hes angry.

Birds dont smile, they sing.

- It depends...

If you tell him a nice story...

Once there was a bird...

- Goodbye.

Goodbye?

- I am leaving.

- What do you think?

What do YOU think!

It would have been a mistake,

a wrong choice.

How do you know?

A woman like you, living between

Milan, Portofino, CORTONA.

- Cortina!

- Right...

A woman like you cant fall in love

with a farmer.

You could not resist one week

with the chickens and the pigs.

Stop guessing what I might think!

I would like it a lot, on the contrary.

Its a hard life. You must always work.

No parties.

Let me try. - No kidding!

- Let me stay and pay you back.

Yes or not?

Which is your affirmative answer?

- You are more stubborn than a mule.

- Finally you give me a compliment!

Well? - You are hired until Monday.

- Why Monday?

- Because on Monday I am going to Bruxelles.

- But today is Saturday!

- But its still almost noon.

- Fine.

MUSIC:

MAMIE SINGS:

- Mamie!

I made it!

- What did you do?

- Elia told me I can stay.

Thats a miracle!

- Lisa, Where are you? - In Rovignano.

- Still there?

- I found a job.

- You? - I am a farmer.

- Are you feeling well?

- Yes, I am.

Its so nice here with the trees,

the pigs and the chickens.

You never cared about countryside!

Tell me, is there any problem?

I can leave my work for one day and be with you.

- No, everything is ok.

- I just want to stay alone and think.

- Bullshit! - What?

When you finish to think you just give me a call!

Flowers, fantasy.

Today is a happy day.

Colors all over!

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Franco Castellano

Franco Castellano (20 June 1925 – 28 December 1999) was an Italian screenwriter and film director. He wrote for 94 films between 1958 and 1997. He also directed 21 films between 1964 and 1992. Most of the films he co-wrote and co-directed as a part of the Castellano & Pipolo duo. Their 1984 film Il ragazzo di campagna was shown as part of a retrospective on Italian comedy at the 67th Venice International Film Festival. more…

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