The Taming of the Scoundrel Page #5

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I fight with my friend.

Isnt that obvious

that I want to stay alone with you?

RADIO MUSIC:

Ill tell you a secret.

I like you. I feel good with you.

That was evident.

Im choking...

Excuse me.

- Did you like it?

- Thats good!

Strawberry flavour.

- How do you know I like strawberries?

Who do you think you are?

You are disgusting!

Youre boastful!

I hate you!

Do you like to walk?

You go back walking!

Wheres the key?

ELIA WHISTLE:

Give me my keys!

- Take it. - I will.

Give it to me!

- Did you find it?

- I didnt. Help me.

I am not crazy. These waters

are full of the hirudo medicinalis..

- What are they?

- They are a kind of leeches.

They stick to your skin.

- That didnt stop either.

- Thats because you are with me!

Shall I go further?

Go!

Go!

- Elia, need a ride?.

- Thanks.

Stop!

Wait me!

- Thats incredible!

- What?

- I had so much fun.

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

Elia!

Yes?

- I dont have much time left to seduce you.

- Thats true!

- Tomorrow youll go to Bruxelles.

- Yes, but I am leaving in the afternoon.

You have 18 hours left.

Well, goodnight.

Goodnight.

- Lisa!

- Yes?

- Vittorio is a nice name.

Why dont you marry him?

Go to the hell!

I like Vittorio..

Go to the hell!

Baldin, stay inside!

Hes much better, now.

He is.

- Next Sunday well play a good match.

Mr Mancarani on the phone.

Excuse me.

Come on!

- Lisa, can you still remember me?

Yes, I miss you so much.

Would you come and pick me up.

Ill do that.

Dont you ask me what have I been doing?

- No.

- Arent you interested?

- I am not, dear.

- stay where you are, then!

Hallo!

I thought I say a woman in my bed.

What are you doing here?

I want to spend my last night with you.

- What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

- Wait a moment.

- What?

- We dont know each other very well.

- It doesnt matter.

Thats important!

You dont know anything about me.

I know what I need to know.

- We need to talk more.

- You can talk, if you want.

I was born in a cold winter night...

.. it was august the 4th at 19,20

in this room.

Downstairs my mum was walking to and fro...

.. smoking a cigar.

My mum was a tall blond man,

like my grandma.

But my grandpa had dark hair.

My grandpa...

- Just relax.

Dont be shy.

No!

You dont like me.

- I cant have sex with a woman...

.. if I dont love her.

How many times did you fall in love?- Never.

Goodbye.

Hallo? Still you!

Lisa, I do care for you.

- What have you been up to?

- What do you care?

You pick me up!

Fine, I am coming.

- Good evening.

Horn

Music

music

music

music

music stops

Get my suitcase ready.

A suit, shirts, jumpers...

.. Bruxelles is a cold place.

- You make it, I quit.

Why?

- You heart is as hard as a stone.

You met a nice woman..

.. and you kicked her out!

This is why you quit?

- Yes.

I dont want to live anymore

with such a sulky sour person.

I like happy people.

Smiling, love, children!

Old bachelor!

Go away!

Women are useless!

Who said women are useful?

Thats better.

Just the two of us.

Right?

Can we be happy?

I dont need an answer! Go away!

Lesbian!

I feel fine, very fine.

I am very fine.

Flight to Bruxelles. Gate 4z.

Flight z74 to Bruxelles.

Boarding now.

Let me pass.

Come on, Cant!

VOICES:

Cirillo, shouldnt you leave?

- I prefer basketball.

- Since when?

Since today!

VOICES:

- How is it going?

What do you think...?

- I am asking you.

- I know.

We are losing 86 to O.

- We are doing bad. Very bad.

What are the rules?

You must put the ball in their basket.

Thats it?

VOICES:

SHOUTINGS:

VOICES:

VOICES:

- How is it going?

Very well! t Elia!

SHOUTINGS:

Elia!

Alt!

(Audience) Elia!

(audience)

Bravo! Bravo!

VOICES:

Is Sunday ok?

- About what? - We get married.

- Lisa, do you know him?

Shut up!

Well?

No.

- I didnt understand.

- I said no. - Why?

- She answered.

- Shut up!

You know why?

You never told me.

- What? - That you love me.

- You know that. - I dont!

Say it now, aloud.

- Thats too many people.

- Say it.

I love you. - Louder.

- I love you.

- Louder.

- I love you.

- Louder.

I love you. - Louder!

I love you!

APPLAUSE:

Shall we get married? -

What can i answer? -Yes.

Why are you smiling?

You have never had sex before.

But Ive read many books.

MUSIC:

SQUEAKING:

Is it always like that?

- Yes, since 3 days and 3 nights.

No breakfast, lunch or dinner?

- Nothing!

- Maybe they need something.

- Lets see.

Careful.

Id suggest to call a doctor.

WAIT!

- Whats up?

Are you ok? - Im very fine.

Lisa, how are you?

I am fine.

I feel wonderful!

Shes fine!

- Where were we?

- I cant remember.

Lets begin again then.

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