The Theatre Bizarre Page #3

you make a lot of promises dont you

Jesus Christ, give me a break, i was in

my sleep Carla.

just throw a little makeup on for a change

hey

you'll hardly notice ....

My mother will notice , shes coming for lunch

tomorrow..!!

what am i supposed to tell her

Donnie..!!

tell her....your busy , she can come by next week

sure next week yeh..

Why not.

Breakfast is up.

thats how it plays out , night, after night

with your wife serving up.....

your cock for breakfast?

Not very Freudian.

did you see anybody new ?

seen anybody , you mean

am i f***ing anybody new

Yeah, I mean,

are you f***ing anybody new

not at present

what about the girl in your dreams

the one with the , love crafting vagina

she anybody you know , in your waking life

No ..

you sure about that...

- Yes.

i have to ask you some thing sensitive

Donnie

whens the last time you .........

raped somebody

i rape my mother all the time

in dreams of course

i even kill people

i've killed people i love

you know , i should start charging you for

these sessions.

The point is, dreams can

be a release

As a safety valve.

They allow us to solve dilemas in ways

we wouldnt contemplate in real life

sometimes there the only truth we have

It is the reality of the soul.

it's real life thats the distortion

i dont want an explaination , i just want to know

how to make it stop

Have you tried........

opening your eyes ?

I'm serious. The moment you know your in a

dream

you can make a consious effort to stop it

Okay ..

- And how do I do that? , simple just close your

eyes and count

you can do that donnie , cant you

Three, two, one ...

wake up.

Over here! Hey!

Carla?

Hey, you ..

i found the remote

Maxine! No!

Carla, take her down!

Maxine! Carla , stop that thing!

what the f*** you doing

Carla, stop it!

Okay, Carla , you got

what you wanted.

Please leave,just let me go.

No, Donny.

What the f*** do you want from me?

The truth.

what the f*** you talking about

- I'm talking about your wife.

let me out of here

- The woman you courted.

the women you took a vow to , love , honor ,obey unto,

stay with me now ,till death do you part

aahh what the f***

aaahhh , aaaahhh

i'm dreaming....

It is a dream.

it's a dream

Three ...

Two ... ...

. One!

Wow.!

You look great.

You look like a movie star.

get any sleep.?

- Like a baby.

it show's

- Thank you.

What's that smell. ?

Smells delicious.

it was a denver omelette

you have time , i can make you one.?

No, not today.

Are you okay?

- Yes.

- Look.

Maxine.

can't hurt us anymore

- Poor baby, are you okay?

- Yes.

i brought you some goodies

Carla..

dont forget to feed it

Good morning.

Breakfast time.

hold on a second tiger , i just want to see

how you're doing down there.

your looking good..

see.?

you my dear were out like a light last night....

after the surgery

i never thought , i would see the day when Donny boy

would be conked out before the game

you know i would have dvr'd it for you

But you know me ...

you , you , are the expert........

with the remote.

you can't even screw in a light bulb

let alone screw your own wife

But when it comes to

a remote

Donny ... is a f***ing black belt.

You want to say something?

Yes? Really?

if i take this of , do you promise not

to spit again..?

your not very good at keeping

promises, Donny.

you've been ruled by that one-eyed monster

between your legs

I'll bite.

what's so funny?

You. You sick f***ing b*tch

at least ill be with you , tearing your tits of for starters

For starters? Wow.

thats some threat

how do you plan on doing that

I mean ...

I am stunned.

No offense.

all i got to do is close my eyes

and at count of three,

when I wake up,

im going to kill you

Do you understand me, Carla?

im going to kill you for real

Ready or not,

here I come.

Three ...

Two ... ...

Three, two, one!

Three, two ...

One

Three, two, one!

You were right, that was

really a funny joke.

Especially the punch line.

This is my dream, b*tch.

You can inprison us ..... stories

Even if they are our own.

Especially if they

are our own.

The power is to write your own stories

... Is the power

to define your life

To define your life

THE ACCIDEN:

Why do we die, Mommy?

i guess its to make room for the new people

that are born every day.

theres only so much room

to fit everyone you know

Does that mean my grandmother

died ...

... To make room for me?

No ..

thats not what it means at all

grandma died because her body wasnt

working anymore

and if anything you helped grandma live

as long as she did

How?

You were the reason that she could

still get up in the morning

just seeing you made her happy

yes i guess granma was realy old

Will I ever grow old?

not for a very long time

But that man was not old.

No, he wasnt.

then why did he die

Sometimes things just happen.

Maybe he did something bad?

People dont die for doing

bad things.

They are sent to her room,

if they were naughty.

Or they are in the oven, like

the bad witch in the gingerbread house.

your so lucky we dont have a oven a big enough

to cook you in

- Maybe I'll have Daddy buy one.

- No!

Oh my God.

Stay in the car.

We're on the Highway

north of ...

No, he is not.

Could be his father.

Okay, they send someone?

Mummy is that man ever

going to wake up again

No ..

i'm affraid , he isnt

what about maybe as a zombie

or something?

Not even as a zombie. and if he did , then i'm

sure he would come back as agood zombie

why did his daddy do that

it's like little tommy when old yeller got sick

Do you remember that?

Why do we die?

I really do not know.

What I do know is that,

as long as were here......

we should do our best to care for each other

as much as possible

so when we do die

... We all die happy.

so died happy

in other words say...

They lived happily ...

ever after

Yes.

its just like that

just like living happily ever after

Well, in order to define your life ...

... You have to live it.

I'm sorry.

It is easier to get cought up in somebody

elses story.......

then to live our own

Vision Stains

I love you.

I only chose women

who want to die.

And if you think about it,

i'm finally giving them a voice

Something they never had in life.

Because of me everything they've gone through

wont just disappear.

i preserve there history

I love them.

The most important images that

People see during there life time.....

There key moments ...

of experiance

get trapped in a liquid of their eyes

as the see them

And I've discovered that these visions can

actually be transmitted to someone else

By a simple

surgical process

At the moment of there death, will there lives

flash before there very eyes

This has become my work.

I'm there biographer.

i have to admit, i've allways had

a horrible handicap

i've never dreamed

But that does not matter anymore. Their

dreams finally give me purpose

living here is the hazard of my trade

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