The Thirteenth Guest Page #3
- Year:
- 1932
- 69 min
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later you're going to take a ride with
me where to my apartment she'd be safer
in jail don't worry she won't get away I
didn't mean that I said she'd be safer
in jail and humane go to the devil
mr. Adams two bits in why my dear child
why I'm almost afraid to touch you what
is the meaning of all this why I'll have
to send back that cutaway I ordered for
your funeral you wear those to wedding
is not funerals
this is uncle Adams the worst old
reprobate who ever lived my dear you're
covering quite a lot of territory how do
you do mr. Winston I'm delighted how do
you do if you give him a drink guy think
he make you still one of the beat scotch
and Soda Springs and thanks easy on the
soda.
[Applause]
Hey if you want my opinion it's uncle
Adams who's been committing all the
murders all the murders mr. Barksdale
was murdered today in the old house.
Boxster my word whatever you understand
but but murders
what's the meaning of it mr. Winston
you're investigating the case I suppose
unofficially I'm a friend of Captain.
Ryan yes yes of course I've heard of you
well have you any accused don't you
cover many ideas no but he has a laugh
for you really well let's have it
you're next what according to mr.
Winston's theory you're next on the list
unless of course you've been doing the
murders yourself you've always had the
most acute sense of humor must be some
more of the family I'm doing the
resurrection egg and enjoying a fairy if
I know your you certainly startled me
if you explain your reasons well for
heaven's sake I thought you were dead
disappointed well why be a hypocrite you
know I've always hated your module if
you say that word again out it's only
what our laws
is this for private use only I suppose
your Winston at your service
I may take you up on that if this is
another one of your jokes Murray I must
say it's in bad taste
I've been simply frustrated all day I'll
bet you have bridge always tires mother
Marjorie they tried to kill me are you
glad I'm alive am I glad I think you are
but what does it mean since they made us
get down to look at that that other girl
was you did you cry well to tell you the
truth money week we both went home we've
got potted
that's just as good mr. Winston has a
whole family here he says one of them is
the murderer I'm getting odds on uncle.
Adams Adams he's too lazy to commit a
murder
but tell me darling what happened to you
oh well here we are just one big happy
family
oh hello Thor who was that blonde I saw
you with the other night there was no
blonde and you know it dear Marjorie
your soul must look like the inside of a
vinegar bottle hi Jove it's a good idea
I wish I had thought of it yourself
what's that killing off her family it
must be some poor soul that had the
misfortune to dine with us when we were
all together I think you're right
someone who dined with you 13 years ago.
Oh.
You mean the night that John read that
stupid will and then died
well mercy don't over me I didn't kill
him
no one killed him as far as we know does
anyone here know the present whereabouts
of wayne seymour the last time I saw him
I got an impression that he was going to
spend the rest of his days at number 9
Yokohama I see you know your Yokohama
mr. Winston I've traveled a bit with the
exception of Wayne Seymour you people
were the only guests at that dinner who
are still alive
well we're dead from the neck up speak
to yourself John I'll speak if you don't
mind go ahead but a few snappy jokes
injected here and there would make a
world of difference you see we're
accustomed to public speaking I'm afraid
this isn't a joking matter it looks as
if someone is determined to kill every
person who attended that dinner 13 years
ago they've already killed two people
too
yes a girl mistaken for Miss Morgan and
John Barksdale Boxtel murdered
very much so and in both cases the
bodies were found in the chairs occupied
by that person at the dinner and as.
Captain Ryan so elegantly describes it
the murderer intends to line the table
with stiffs
how vulgar well thank goodness I was
under the table most of the time yes
pinching me oh I was a cute youngster
always full of fun
someday I'll look at your baby pictures
but just now we're discussing murder
which automatically makes one think of
the Margaery
speak for yourself John shall we go on
with this or just turn it into a family
reunion well why not have a blind
protest couldn't matter which one you
picked we'd all cut each other's throats
for a dime why a dime
I cut yours for fun
give me police headquarters detective
bureau captain Brown's office well it
isn't every day you get a chance to see
a mastermind at work.
Oh who's this speaking oh well this is.
Winston send the wagon to my apartment
and issue for John Doe and three Jane
Doe warrants material witnesses in the
Morgan case right I've got them here
really you're quite amusing mr. Winston
thank you
you'll like the matron in the city jail
too
she's one of the Philadelphia Smith
perhaps by this time you're beginning to
see that I mean business now then you
want to stop trying to be clever or do
you want to spend the night in jail do
the men have separate boards from the
women I think you settled it then young
lady night in jail may make you people
see that murder isn't amusing this is an
outrage it's always murder
oh you can't do this wait and see I
break you for this the governor is a
personal friend of mine and of mine and
I happen to know that he's a little
funny when it comes to murder he doesn't
like it don't be a lot of fools he
doesn't intend ascenders syc good
evening sergeant de vivir sir have you
the warrants desert yes yes all signed
and in order all right take these people
down and lock them up yes sir all right
step lively I demand to see my lawyer
miss Morgan saw her lawyer today and I
don't think she enjoyed it you'll be
sorry for this
good night when a deer
winces good night my dear and the
sweet dream.
[Applause]
Turn
[Applause]
Oh come on down Derry we've got another
corpse that what what what the family's
all locked up
yeah sure you're a smart guy
I don't know I'm over it
you're coming down okay get me the
police station Oh give me the desk
sergeant the City Jail yeah hello this
is Winston private investigator on the
Morgan case I sent down seven of the
upper crust for you will you send
somebody in and see if they're all there
yes hey Mike take a look at the 400 and
see if they're all there okay sergeant
don't touch her magic hey what's the
matter what
what
she says you remind her of her mother.
[Laughter]
Yes I know you're gonna write a letter
to the Commissioner say what are you
trying to do rip me Jimmy no say if you
guys don't tell me up there's gonna be a
murder
well that's what we're here for two
murders he did them what hey pipe down
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