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Excellent.

And the matrix with them.

Unicron!

Why?! Take me to Unicron.

Take me now!

Ah!

Did we have to let them detonate

three-quarters of the ship?

Seeing as how they would have

detonated four-quarters,

I think it was a good choice.

But how are we gonna get there

in this wreck?

Perceptor, can you locate

a place to set down for repairs?

Gamma waves

in this sector of space

create marginal navigation

probabilities. However...

ahem... yes, I believe I can.

The planet of junk

is in this vicinity.

Then let's go for it.

Kup! Grimlock!

Slag! Anybody!

Hotrod! Help me!

Kup?!

Kup!

Help!

Kup?

Talk to me!

- Fix me...

- sure, Kup, right away.

Brace for impact!

Say something... anybody!

Remind me to give

the autopilot a raise.

Daniel?

I... I'm OK.

Let's try to salvage this thing.

Can I help too?

It's rough out there, kid.

I think Daniel can make himself

useful with this.

It was Spike's exo-suit.

Dad's exo-suit!

He told me all about it.

Here, try it on.

Now, try to walk.

Come on, you can do it.

Just think about what you

want to do before you do it.

It... it's kind of tricky.

Whoa! Oh!

Keep on practicing,

you'll get the hang of it.

Come on, showtime's over.

We've got work to do.

This must be the junk capital

of the universe.

Stop, thief!

No welcome-wagon hello stranger

with that good coffee

flavor for you.

Offer expires while you wait.

Operators are standing by.

That does it.

Well, what do you think?

Of all the circuit-glitched,

diode-blowing dim-wittery

you left a piece out!

No way!

You're just a little stiff.

Anyway, all things considered,

you did an amazing job, lad.

Amazing!

- Really?

- Yeah.

You even got rid of

that nasty burr in my rotator.

Now, let's find the dinobots

and get off this twisted planet.

Don't act hostile.

I'll use the universal greeting.

"Universal greeting"?

Watch, I'll have 'em

eating out of my hand.

Baa weep grahna

weep ninny bong!

"Baa weep grahna

weep ninny bong"?

Baa weep grahna

weep ninny bong.

See? The universal greeting

works every time.

Now, without making

any sudden moves,

offer them an energon goodie.

This is getting expensive!

Don't worry,

they'll reciprocate.

I thought they were

supposed to reciprocate?

No more!

Empty!

Reminds me of the Nitith

slave mines on Galganas 7.

Every place

reminds you of someplace else.

Experience, lad, you should

learn to appreciate it.

Lot of good

it's done us so far.

Hey, what's going on over there?

Has the imperial magistrate

reached a verdict?

I have.

Guilty

or innocent?

Innocent.

Feed him to the sharkticons.

We've got to get

a new travel agent.

What is this place?

The world of

the savage sharkticons

and their cruel masters,

the Quintessons.

I am Kranix.

My planet was

destroyed by Unicron.

Unicron? Who's Unicron?

A planet that devours

everything in its path.

So that's the monster's name.

No, please!

Ah! I'm the last survivor

of Lithone!

No!

Let him go!

Ah!

Soon you too

shall receive your sentence.

Has the imperial magistrate

reached a verdict?

I have.

Guilty or innocent?

Spare me

this mockery of justice!

I repeat, guilty or innocent?

Innocent.

Ah!

Ah!

Not the end I'd wish for, lad.

Me Swoop no see nothing.

Me Grimlock positive

Hotrod and Kup close

me Slag say you

full of beryllium baloney

me Grimlock say you

full of cesium salami!

Beryllium baloney!

Who say that?

you go wrong way.

You fool, I say.

Me Grimlock, fool?

Picture you got,

no fool you not!

Me Grimlock no like you.

Ow!

Why boy hit my nose?

Wheelie save my friends today.

Me Grimlock say we on our way.

Unicron,

why did you torture me?!

- You have failed.

- No, Unicron!

Ultra Magnus is dead

and the matrix destroyed.

The matrix...

has not been destroyed.

And Ultra Magnus lives

on the planet of junk.

Stalk him. Tear him apart.

And destroy the matrix.

Be sure the fittings

are securely welded.

Absolutely, positively

definitely,

I wouldn't do it

any other way!

Wow! This exo-suit's fantastic!

I think I'm starting to

get the hang of it.

Decepticons!

We've got to draw them off

and double back to the shuttle.

There goes the shuttle!

What do I do?!

Transform! Transform! You can

do it, I know you can do it!

Transform!

Human germ!

Transform!

Yeah!

There they are. Attack!

Make a break for cover.

I'll try to unleash

the power of the matrix.

Till all are one!

Till all are one!

Open, damn it, open!

Prime, you said the matrix

would light our darkest hour.

Magnus! I want the matrix!

Never!

Sweeps, terminate him!

Ah!

Die!

Die!

Unicron, my master,

with this I shall

make you my slave.

Before his imperial magistrate

delivers a verdict

would you like to

beg for your lives?

It sometimes helps,

but not often.

I can't transform.

Keep trying.

Silence or you will be held

in contempt of this court!

I have nothing but contempt

for this court.

Guilty or innocent?

Innocent.

They've got more sharkticons

than we have photon charges.

Then let's hold

a demolition derby.

Didn't even bend a fender!

Yeah, but look,

there are a lot more

of those can-diggin',

grill-crackin' things!

We can't hold out forever, Kup,

but we can give them

one humungous repair bill!

Execute them!

Excuse me!

Me Grimlock want to munch metal.

I never thought I'd be

so happy to see those big bozos!

Me Grimlock no bozo!

Me king!

Sharkticons, execute them!

Me Grimlock say execute them!

I think the problems

on this planet

will be solved very shortly.

Yeah, but what about

our problems? We need a ship.

You get ship if I get trip!

Who are you?

Him Wheelie.

Him friend!

He'll be mine too

if he can find a ship.

Give stare over there.

That's a ship?

Who cares, as long as it flies.

Ultra Magnus!

Without the matrix there is no

hope, no, hope, no hope at all.

First Prime, now Ultra Magnus.

What'll we do?

- Look!

Don't look behind

door number 2, Monty!

It's time to play

end of the line, my valentine.

Geroni-do-ron-ron-ronimo!

It's not hard

to knock 'em down,

it's getting 'em to stay down

that's the trick.

They're indestructible!

And they're everywhere!

You check in

but you don't check out.

Steady as she goes, bob.

Snooping visitors getting mud in

the eye, by and by. Film at 11.

It's Hotrod!

And Kup and the dinobots!

Guns aren't exactly friendly.

Neither are they,

in case you haven't noticed.

What was that universal greeting

again? Never mind, I remember.

Baa weep grahna

weep ninny bong!

Baa weep grahna

weep ninny bong?

Baa weep grahna

weep ninny bong.

Baa weep grahna

weep ninny bong!

Baa weep grahna

weep ninny bong!

Ugh! Me Grimlock not kisser!

Me Grimlock king!

Have a nice day! Please close

cover before striking, friends!

...so say the Junkions!

Where'd you learn

to talk like that?

TV. We talk TV.

You talk some TV?

I talk some TV-- and now

the news, don't touch that dial.

By George, Kemo Sabes,

your smashed-up friend soon like

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